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BO has MO on Waffles

Funny story: BO has MO on Waffles

Michele Obama surprised her supporters today by expressing her affection for waffles, especially when served by her husband, Barack. The First Lady is known for promoting healthy food, and most would not expect waffles to make her approval list.

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Government Gone Wild to air on E! TV.

Funny story: Government Gone Wild to air on E! TV.

Today the E! Entertainment Television network announced they will soon introduce a new reality show called Government Gone Wild. The show will be aimed primarily at mature (read that "senior citizen") audiences who are increasingly peeved by revelat...

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Biden Rent Costs Prostitutes

Funny story: Biden Rent Costs Prostitutes

The big news of the weekend once again involved the President of Vice, Joe Biden. This time the attacks were two-pronged. Some might say, much like Biden's tail. In story one, it was learned that last year, the PV earned $20,900 in rental inco...

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Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush

Funny story: Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush

This week CNS News reported that the government spent nearly a quarter of a million dollars to "translocate" a single bush that stood in the way of a $1 billion highway improvement near San Franscisco. The plant, a rare "in-the-wild" Arctostaphyl...

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A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

Funny story: A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

Researchers for Arizona's famous Sheriff Arpaio have been in contact with several of Barack Obama's teachers and classmates from his elementary school days in Malaysia. Arpaio, a critic of and target of the Administration, has been in the news latel...

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Mitt Romney Still Debating Obama Care in New Jersey

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney surprised a crowd of New Jersey citizens today when he said that, if elected, there is at least one provision of ObamaCare that he would not retract. The announcement appeared to be at odds with his former pledges...

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Holder Stretches to Comply

Funny story: Holder Stretches to Comply

Attorneys at the Department of Justice are scrambling today, as they work hurriedly to complete the homework assigned to them on Tuesday by Federal Judge Jerry Smith of the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Smith has demanded a letter of no le...

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Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?

Funny story: Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?

Conservatives are wondering today if the long held tradition of the Supreme Court keeping its decisions secret until their official release to the public has been broken. Yesterday, President Obama spoke about the SCOTUS deliberation of the Pati...

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GSA takes a Gamble

Funny story: GSA takes a Gamble

Government Services Agency (GSA) Chief Administrator Martha N. Johnson was forced to resign today amid growing controversy following revelations of her agency's 2010 taxpayer-funded training conference held a plush Henderson, Nevada casino. The con...

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Tape Tampering Troubles NBC

Funny story: Tape Tampering Troubles NBC

NBC has once again been exposed for cooking the news to suit its own agenda. Over the weekend, stories emerged about the network's coverage of the Trayvon Martin shooting. The coverage (initially by Fox and clearly reveals how the...

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Insideout at the Inn

Funny story: Insideout at the Inn

Holiday Inn Worldwide (HIW) has announced it will be opening a new franchise of upscale boutique-style restaurants in select cities worldwide. CEO Sean Rand says that the restaurants, named Innards, will cater to sophisticated clientele with unique...

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Al Gore Shows Sign of Intelligence

Funny story: Al Gore Shows Sign of Intelligence

Al Gore's Current TV announced today it is ending its relationship with irascible and controversial personality Keith Olbermann. Olbermann, who has been fired from virtually every TV position he has ever held (including his stint at the very liberal...

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Steven Tyler Cracks on AI

Funny story: Steven Tyler Cracks on AI

On the most recent American Idol show, former rock star and now AI judge Steven Tyler smiled a bit too broadly at one of the shapely young female contestants performing on stage in front of him. Suddenly a crack appeared in the skin of his forehead,...

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Nudge, Nudge. Ginsberg Goes!

Is she a goer? Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Is she a goer? Does she go? Does she go? Ay, Ay, does she go? I bet she does! I bet she does! Nudge, nudge. Of course, as any fan of Monty Python knows, in this famous humorous...

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Kohler Movement Flushes Sales

Funny story: Kohler Movement Flushes Sales

Stock prices of Kohler Corporation tumbled today after their public announcement that they would no longer sponsor advertisements during the immensely popular Rush Limbaugh show. Kohler's keen marketing executives said that building pressure from t...

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Ready, Re-Aim, Fire

Funny story: Ready, Re-Aim, Fire

In an unusual twist of an old axiom, you might say that the President has decided the best defense is a strong offense offense. The latest developments in an unfolding story came about this week after a Wikileaks leak followed on the heels of Mr. Ob...

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Is Michelle Obama on the Ropes?

Funny story: Is Michelle Obama on the Ropes?

Shocking results of a new study that looked at the effects of diet on life span are shaking up dieticians and health care workers worldwide. Published in the March Journal of Diet and Health Environment, the study showed that there is an undeniable...

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Obama Gifts Cameron

U.S. President Barack Obama received PM David Cameron this morning with a 19 gun salute and Fife and Drum performance on the lawn of the White House. With his poll numbers dropping precipitously into the unfavorable range in the U.S. and abroad, the...

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