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Funny story: CBS' 60 Minutes Soliciting Stories of Benghazi Heroism

CBS' 60 Minutes Soliciting Stories of Benghazi Heroism

"60 Minutes", CBS' long running news show has brought down world leaders, corporate executives, assorted swindlers and Big Tobacco with hard hitting old fashioned pound-the-pavement investigative journalism, but now it wants your help to learn the tr...
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Funny story: Guy Who Posted Video Saying He'd Start Killing People "if It Goes One Inch Further" Exactly Kind of Patriot America's Founders Envisioned Having Assault Musket Arsenal

Guy Who Posted Video Saying He'd Start Killing People "if It Goes One Inch Further" Exactly Kind of Patriot America's Founders Envisioned Having Assault Musket Arsenal

Wes Gunn, CEO of Tactical Response, a Tennessee company that specializes in tactical weapons and training was taken aback that his threat to use his private arsenal of AR-15s, rocket launchers, hand grenades, surface-to-air Stinger missiles and perso...
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Funny story: Ailes: New Fox Viewer Chip "Seal Team Six" Finds, Kills Truth

Ailes: New Fox Viewer Chip "Seal Team Six" Finds, Kills Truth

On the heels of an election that came as no surprise to math aficionados like Nate Silver but left a presidential candidate, Fox News anchors and viewers "shell-shocked", confused, angry and even crying, Fox News President Roger Ailes announced the n...
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Funny story: Old Guy from America's Insulted Sucky Half is Surprised that Douchebag "Mitwit" Wants His Vote

Old Guy from America's Insulted Sucky Half is Surprised that Douchebag "Mitwit" Wants His Vote

Undecided voter Elmer Slocum, 109, of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire was surprised to learn today that his is the "one" vote the Romney camp has targeted to give Mitt the votes of all those not on welfare (50%) plus the winning one vote (Mr. Slocum) f...
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Funny story: Mitt Says "Wimpy Way" Osama Was Killed Proves Obama "Not up to Job"

Mitt Says "Wimpy Way" Osama Was Killed Proves Obama "Not up to Job"

Mitt Romney blasted President Obama today. Calling him "severely soft" and "almost anally apologetic to Muslim monsters" we should be 'designating dead by drone," or at the very least "describing in less alliterative fashion," Mitt minced mots minima...
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Funny story: Guy Who Picked Sarah Palin for VP Wishes He Did Not Say "Train Wreck" to Describe Anything

Guy Who Picked Sarah Palin for VP Wishes He Did Not Say "Train Wreck" to Describe Anything

Mere seconds after telling reporters yesterday in Cernobbio, Italy that President Obama's Iran policy was a "train wreck," failed 2008 Presidential candidate John McCain who selected Sarah Palin to be his VP running mate regretted using the term.
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Funny story: Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

On the heels of Chuck Norris' critically acclaimed Romney campaign ad warning of "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama win reelection, Mitt Romney held a press conference just minutes ago to announce he was replacing VP pick Paul Ryan with the chari...
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Funny story: Ryan Logic Lauded by Nation's Nitwits: If Obama Time Travel Caused Pre Obama Plant Closing Could Not He Be also Responsible for Every Bad Thing in Nation's History?

Ryan Logic Lauded by Nation's Nitwits: If Obama Time Travel Caused Pre Obama Plant Closing Could Not He Be also Responsible for Every Bad Thing in Nation's History?

Romney VP pick Paul Ryan doubled down today on lies told during his Republican Convention acceptance speech and admitted fib to Runner's World about having run a sub three hour marathon. Wowing America's ninnies, he told the Harvard debate team this...
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Funny story: "Bring Your Pet Dinosaur Day," Louisiana Learning, Exorcism Highlights of Governor Jindal Speech to Republican Convention

"Bring Your Pet Dinosaur Day," Louisiana Learning, Exorcism Highlights of Governor Jindal Speech to Republican Convention

Governor Bobby Jindal, architect of the Louisiana education voucher system that replaced public education, will explain to Republican conventioneers today how state funded Bible schools teaching children that the Loch Ness monster and dragons are rea...
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Funny story: Akin Truthtelling Mistake Exposes Risk of Actually Learning What Republican Party Stands For

Akin Truthtelling Mistake Exposes Risk of Actually Learning What Republican Party Stands For

U.S. Representative, Todd Akin (R-MO) remained under attack today from his Republican colleagues and Party officials for daring to say out loud what they all think. Earlier this week Akin was explaining to an interviewer why there should be no rape e...
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Funny story: Akin: Woman's Body Armor Thwarts Rape Pregnancy with Tricks -- Sperm "Won't Ask for Help or Directions"

Akin: Woman's Body Armor Thwarts Rape Pregnancy with Tricks -- Sperm "Won't Ask for Help or Directions"

On the heels of his comment that "legitimate" rape is "really rare" and that "the woman's body has ways to shut that whole thing down," U.S. House Science Committee member Representative Todd Akin(R-MO)schooled newsmen today using the same sex educat...
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Funny story: New Glock Gun "No Cause For Concern" Due To Its "Projectile Free" Nuclear Chain Reaction Design -- NRA President Assures A Thrilled Congress

New Glock Gun "No Cause For Concern" Due To Its "Projectile Free" Nuclear Chain Reaction Design -- NRA President Assures A Thrilled Congress

In any other setting NRA President Wayne LaPierre's announcement of a new assault weapon capable of incinerating all within a six mile radius "depending on wind and topography" might have raised eyebrows if not incited panic. Not in Congress where fe...
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Funny story: Romney Says He Has Secret Plan to Win War on "Unemployment , Bad Things and Whatnot "

Romney Says He Has Secret Plan to Win War on "Unemployment , Bad Things and Whatnot "

Calling it his "Happy Plan for America", Mitt Romney told casino goers at Donald Trump's Casino Royale in Geneva, Switzerland today that if elected he would announce his plan "to put every American adult to work in a job that pays a minimum of $250,0...
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Funny story: Romney Thinks Speech to Wildly Cheering KKK Rally Not Racist As Long As He Calls Obama Everything but 'Black'

Romney Thinks Speech to Wildly Cheering KKK Rally Not Racist As Long As He Calls Obama Everything but 'Black'

Mitt Romney's curious, unconvincing, some may even say farcical and long winded assertion to a Klan rally here today that his attacks on what he called "the very bad exotic looking socialist Christian... excuse me, atheist or Muslim, take your pick,...
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Funny story: Romney to Appoint Roger Ailes Head of New Cabinet Department of Myths, Fables, Fictions and Assholes

Romney to Appoint Roger Ailes Head of New Cabinet Department of Myths, Fables, Fictions and Assholes

Mitt Romney announced today to a shocked press corps that if elected President "I will appoint Roger Ailes to head my new Cabinet level Department of Myths, Fables, Fictions and Assholes." "Nobody does made up stuff better than Roger," explained...
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Funny story: Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

In a mostly incoherent press release rife with misspellings and grammatical errors, Tennessee's Republican Governor Bill Haslam was roundly criticized by his own party's county chairmen for the governor's appointment of "a number of intelgent(sic) we...
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Funny story: New Texas Voter ID Law Bars Students OKs Labrador Retrievers to Vote

New Texas Voter ID Law Bars Students OKs Labrador Retrievers to Vote

The Texas State Legislature today took a bold and rather stunning step to deflect unwanted attention from its earlier passage of a voter ID law that permitted concealed firearms permits to pass for valid voting Id while barring student Ids for the sa...
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Funny story: "Are your Swiss Bank Accounts Any Better Off Now Than They Were Four Years Ago"? Mitt To U.S. Dressage Federation Convention

"Are your Swiss Bank Accounts Any Better Off Now Than They Were Four Years Ago"? Mitt To U.S. Dressage Federation Convention

Mitt Romney today demonstrated a profound sense of the moment and just how severely in touch he can be with his audience in a speech before the U.S. Dressage Federation summer convention being held in the Cayman Islands over the past two months. It w...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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