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Funny story: Girl "who sees heaven and hell" now sees alternate afterlifes

Girl "who sees heaven and hell" now sees alternate afterlifes

MYLITTLEPO, NY (Tengu Windwaker) -- Angela Candelabra, aged 15, the girl who claimed to "die" for almost a day to "see heaven and hell" who also had a video that made Fundamentalists fight other religions through shocking testimonies which look like...
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Funny story: "Party disguised as independents" dominate student council elections

"Party disguised as independents" dominate student council elections

WATERFALLS, LAND OF THE MORNING (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) -- Last 18 January 2015, a political background equality programme was launched in Kamishirasawa Falls University in preparation for their student council elections. However, during the day of...
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Funny story: Country from Eastern Hemisphere dubbed "showbiz capital"

Country from Eastern Hemisphere dubbed "showbiz capital"

CENTRAL PALACE, PEARLORIENT (Kakashi Spirit News) -- Pearlorient, an archipelagic country located at the east, was recently known as the "Showbiz Capital of the World." Citizens and foreigners alike decide to come up with this title after spreadin...
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Funny story: Soldiers on war zones develop new conventional warfare method

Soldiers on war zones develop new conventional warfare method

OMG, THEYKILLEDKEN, NY (Youbas Tards) -- Due to the Iraq Crisis, some soldiers invent a new form of conventional warfare method that is as powerful as the current method, but its power prevents the opponents from acquiring new weapons until the oppon...
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Funny story: Town decides to ban other kinds of software on computer shops after banning Dota

Town decides to ban other kinds of software on computer shops after banning Dota

IGNORAN, CE (Acme World News) -- Few weeks ago, it has been reported that the town of Protacio, CE bans Dota in all computer shops in that area due to increasing crime rate. Recently, this same town now bans other kinds of software, which is in fa...
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Funny story: Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show

Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show

OMG, THEYKILLEDKEN, NY (Youbas Tard) -- A taping of the high-rating cooking show "Fraiche Kitchen Economics Down Under Edition" was interrupted by two girls arguing over an accidental pouring of soap on the plate of food of one of the girls. Dinah...
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Funny story: University officials launch political background equality programme

University officials launch political background equality programme

WATERFALLS, LAND OF THE MORNING (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) -- In line with the upcoming student council elections, the Kamishirasawa Falls University's Office of Student Affairs launched a programme that promotes equality of all students regardless of th...
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Funny story: Religious Tolerance Advocates to WBC: Psychological Terrorism Is Not Free Speech

Religious Tolerance Advocates to WBC: Psychological Terrorism Is Not Free Speech

TOPEKA, KANSAS (Acme Quicknews) -- Who can say that the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) can't taste their own dose of picket? Religious tolerance advocates around America, composing of members of different religions, counter the ways of the WBC by p...
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Funny story: North Korea Plans Next Missile Launch as Fireworks Substitute

North Korea Plans Next Missile Launch as Fireworks Substitute

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA (Acme World News) -- Reliable sources confirm that North Korea plans a next missile launch. However, according to these anonymous sources, the missile launch is for a big unknown event around Pyongyang. It was also stated th...
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Funny story: Argument Between Fundamentalists and Jehovah's Witnesses Result to Very Large-Scale Assault

Argument Between Fundamentalists and Jehovah's Witnesses Result to Very Large-Scale Assault

DESPICABLE, ME (Acme Quicknews) -- The beautiful scenery of a public park was destroyed after an assault between Christian Fundamentalists and Jehovah's Witnesses last March 19, 2013. The said assault started when both groups hand out flyers and p...
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Funny story: Patrons Boycott Computer Shop Because of Installing OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office

Patrons Boycott Computer Shop Because of Installing OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office

MYLITTLEPO, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Patrons of the Reference Computer Shop protest in front of the shop because of the lack of installed software, especially regarding the open-source office application OpenOffice.org. One of the patrons, who wishe...
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Funny story: Westboro Plans to Fly to Sulu to Picket Sabah Standoff

Westboro Plans to Fly to Sulu to Picket Sabah Standoff

SULU, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- The infamous Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) plans to fly to the Philippines to picket the standoff in Sabah, Malaysia. Margie Phelps, daughter of WBC pastor Fred Phelps, posted on her Twitter that they are sc...
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Funny story: Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...
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Funny story: Apologetic Ministry Founder Excommunicated by the Vatican Due to Controversial Essay

Apologetic Ministry Founder Excommunicated by the Vatican Due to Controversial Essay

VATICAN CITY (Acme World News) -- The Vatican stated on its latest press release that Matthew Slick, founder of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry (CARM), is excommunicated due to his controversial articles on his website. "Such relig...
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Funny story: Terror Professor Fired for Yelling at Students' Mistakes in Class

Terror Professor Fired for Yelling at Students' Mistakes in Class

ILIGAN, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Kirai Moltres, a terror professor, was fired for yelling at his students' mistakes in class last February 14, 2013. The said professor allegedly yelled at a student named Audino Flareon Clamperl for giving...
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Funny story: Anti-Cult Organization Plans Bulldozer Assault on "Westboro Baptist Cult"

Anti-Cult Organization Plans Bulldozer Assault on "Westboro Baptist Cult"

Mein Kraft, an anti-cult-slash-construction workers' organization, plans to ram the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, labeled to many as a cult, with a squad of bulldozers and other heavy construction equipment. Tony "Harbinger" Toponi, spokespers...
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Funny story: Filipino Buddhists to MTRCB: Remove Pat Robertson's Channel From Cable Listings

Filipino Buddhists to MTRCB: Remove Pat Robertson's Channel From Cable Listings

MANILA, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Buddhists appeal to the Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB) to remove the channel of American televangelist Pat Robertson from cable listings. The appeal was made after the controve...
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Funny story: Religious Tolerance Restaurant Opened

Religious Tolerance Restaurant Opened

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL (Acme World News) -- A new restaurant featuring religious tolerance and diversity was opened last May 12, 2012. The restaurant contained 14 areas, each related to different religions, with a specific menu on each area. For e...
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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