PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA (Acme World News) -- Reliable sources confirm that North Korea plans a next missile launch.
However, according to these anonymous sources, the missile launch is for a big unknown event around Pyongyang. It was also stated th...
DESPICABLE, ME (Acme Quicknews) -- The beautiful scenery of a public park was destroyed after an assault between Christian Fundamentalists and Jehovah's Witnesses last March 19, 2013.
The said assault started when both groups hand out flyers and p...
MYLITTLEPO, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Patrons of the Reference Computer Shop protest in front of the shop because of the lack of installed software, especially regarding the open-source office application OpenOffice.org.
One of the patrons, who wishe...
SULU, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- The infamous Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) plans to fly to the Philippines to picket the standoff in Sabah, Malaysia.
Margie Phelps, daughter of WBC pastor Fred Phelps, posted on her Twitter that they are sc...
HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013.
According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...
VATICAN CITY (Acme World News) -- The Vatican stated on its latest press release that Matthew Slick, founder of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry (CARM), is excommunicated due to his controversial articles on his website.
"Such relig...
ILIGAN, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Kirai Moltres, a terror professor, was fired for yelling at his students' mistakes in class last February 14, 2013.
The said professor allegedly yelled at a student named Audino Flareon Clamperl for giving...
Mein Kraft, an anti-cult-slash-construction workers' organization, plans to ram the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, labeled to many as a cult, with a squad of bulldozers and other heavy construction equipment.
Tony "Harbinger" Toponi, spokespers...
MANILA, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Buddhists appeal to the Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB) to remove the channel of American televangelist Pat Robertson from cable listings.
The appeal was made after the controve...
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL (Acme World News) -- A new restaurant featuring religious tolerance and diversity was opened last May 12, 2012.
The restaurant contained 14 areas, each related to different religions, with a specific menu on each area. For e...
MANILA, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Christian fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans had a heated debate outside the SM Mall of Asia, where Lady Gaga will have a concert.
The fundamentalists protest to cancel the concert because some songs...
Microsoft plans a new release of Windows this coming February 2, 2013 that makes the well-renowned operating system a bit easier for flash drive users.
The new version has codename NEIN AUTORUN, meaning that autorun prompts won't launch everytime...
Panzer Kitchenware Ltd. has developed a new set of kitchen utensils that are not exclusive for cooking.
The new line of kitchen set collection, known as Propaganda War Set, contain pots, pans, and plates that look normal, but they're not ordinary...
DESPICABLE, ME (Acme Quicknews) -- Filesystem Squash FS Bank was closed last May 18, 2012 after a lack of funds to sustain the bank.
The bank manager has posted a notice that after undergoing monthly or bi-monthly bank robberies and being unable t...
LADYGA, GA (Acme Sports) -- An interfaith volleyball tournament was launched last May 1, 2012 in line with Beltane, a pagan holiday.
Teams composing of adherents of different religions were competed against each other as friendly matches. The tour...
MECCA, KSA (CWTS World News) -- Jack Chick, author of well-known comic gospel tracts, was deported from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
His name is on the "black list," which contained the names of people not permitted to enter the country. Boxes of...
DESPICABLE, ME (Wiccan Broadcasting Network) -- The indoor full moon celebration of Isis Mighty Mother Coven last March 8 was interrupted by a scheduled rotating brownout.
It was at 7:30 PM when the power shut off after the circle was cast, the gu...
JAKARTA, INDONESIA (CWTS World News) -- In line with the International Women's Day, women protest the increase of prices of cooking oil that also affected other countries worldwide.
"Our concern on this issue is that women carry these kinds of bur...