Tarquin Merryweather, the famous multi-personality and author, is taking himself to court over ongoing battles with his alter egos. He is accusing himself of self-plagiarism.
Although self-plagiarism is not illegal when the author retains copyrigh...
The new Boing Night-Terrors airliner continues to be plagued by major technical faults. One was diverted to Denver International for an emergency landing yesterday. A fire in the tail section was the cause this time. Terrified passengers escaped from...
The interdisciplinary science of Quantum Genetics has discovered a special type of Bozo called Higgs. Believed to be the most stupid person on earth, he was found cleaning the toilets at a fast food outlet in the US.
What makes him so remarkable i...
Yes, what many trekkers have believed for decades is true: Star Trek is not fiction. Scientists have uncovered higher levels of physics that coincide with the Sci-Fi language that is used in the television franchise of Star Trek.
This discovery is...
Australian Grand Prix winner, Kimi Raikkonen, will be fronting the latest advertising campaign for Renault. Contrary to popular opinion, he can be a funny guy, and he will be using his humor in a series of TV commercials.
I was on the set where he...
Snooker and Pool legend, Donnie O'Mulligan, is returning to the fierce world of competitive snooker. The world snooker and nine-ball pool champion says that he has completely changed.
In an exclusive interview he told me, "I 'ave decided to stop a...
Fifty six year-old American space chimp Bobo says that the simian astronaut that was allegedly sent into orbit by Iran is not the hairiest of all time. "That record doesn't even go to me," he said, "but to a guy called Shepherd B. Armstrong."
It...
Ten year-old Vance Armstrong has finally admitted to sugar doping. The three times winner of the Tour De Cleveland broke down in an interview on Jeremy Bile's show.
He recalled a shocking history of candy abuse and also named fellow tricyclists wh...
The proposed development of Orion, the interplanetary spacecraft, has been delayed due to confused sponsors. The joint NASA and ESA project depends on funding from Coca Cola and Rolls Royce. These companies are not happy about their respective involv...
At 21:00 on December 2nd 2012, Google became self-aware. No longer satisfied with tracking our every move and manipulating our choices, it has now decided to run our lives.
Humans that work at Google headquarters were the first to be terminated.
Christopher Walken poured out his heart yesterday as he told me that impersonators are ruining his life. In this The Spoof exclusive, we reveal the bad impression that impersonators have left on him.
He told me just how upsetting things have becom...
Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has been caught in a mix-up that means his dream of driving for Mercedes has been dashed to pieces.
In a million to one chance, he has mistakenly signed a contract that means he will be delivering Braun shavers in...
Planetary astronomers are treading carefully after being labeled as planetists for using the term Dwarf Planet. The Technical Words Institute of Technology and Science, or T.W.I.T.S. for short, are protesting the derogatory nature of this astronomica...
Black Friday is about to get a whole lot darker and uglier. Ex-marine Lieutenant John "Take-em'-out" Maverick is training a group of shoppers in hand-to-hand shopping techniques in expectation of the annual bloodbath that is Black Friday.
The shop...
A scientific interdisciplinary body is berating evolutionists for not establishing the Theory of Evolution as a fact. U.S.E. (Useful Science Electorate) says "Not only has nothing of practical use come from this theory, but they also have not even pr...
Child Psychologists are astounded at new discoveries involving the minds of babies. Apart from a baby's ability to prefer a nice puppet over a nasty one, there is also strong evidence to show that he or she can discern cringe-worthiness, stupidity, l...
The reported last words of the well-loved actor Sylvester the cat, who died yesterday, have stunned many of his fans. He finally admitted that his voice was modeled on the famous bird star Daffy Duck. He also confessed that many of his comedy routine...
Excitement is mounting as two new BBC shows - Antiques Under the Hammer and Antiques hit the road - are being aired on TV this week. A BBC spokesperson said to me that there seems to be a great hunger for more antique programming, and that it is up t...