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Funny story:  Manchester United still number one

Manchester United still number one

Five o'clock in the afternoon every weekday is an important time for any football fan. As the closing bell rings in London's Stock Exchange, they rush home to look up their team and see how they have fared in the day's trading. This week Manchester U...
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Funny story:  Aliens in World Cup Probe

Aliens in World Cup Probe

Aliens from the distant planet of Tharg have officially protested to FIFA that they were not invited to the 2014 football World Cup currently taking place in Brazil. A spokesman for the green-skinned race of decapods said, "We were very sad not to...
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Funny story:  Welsh operations on the rise

Welsh operations on the rise

It has become the most popular surgery in the UK, and is now widely available on the NHS, to the shock of tabloid editors all over the country. So why are we all having to fork out for Brits to have an operation to become Welsh? Gryffythyth Thejon...
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Funny story:  Museum celebrates pioneer in fetishwear

Museum celebrates pioneer in fetishwear

The London Museum of Antiquarian Sexology in Bushey is hosting an exhibition of the life and works of Herbert Gimp, Victorian inventor of the gimp mask. Mr Gimp is a little known figure, whose pioneering work in the S&M community paved the way...
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Funny story:  Titanic iceberg discovered

Titanic iceberg discovered

An iceberg has been spotted which can truly be described as "Titanic". Not because it has any connection to the famously unsinkable ship, but because it was seen on the moon Titan. Titan is a moon of Saturn, and it has an atmosphere and oceans rat...
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Funny story:  They think it's all over - it is now!

They think it's all over - it is now!

England are out of the World Cup, after crashing to defeat for a second time, losing 2-1 to Uruguay. Other results also conspired against them, and for the first time in World Cup history they will exit before reaching the knockout stages. Coach R...
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Funny story:  Man convinces panel that he is a computer

Man convinces panel that he is a computer

It is an astonishing milestone in computing. For the first time, a human being has passed the Tuping test, in which one must persuade a panel of judges that he is in fact a robot. The victorious man, Colin Cement, 46, of Dorking, is by day a street p...
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Funny story:  World Cup 2014 - Who Will Win?

World Cup 2014 - Who Will Win?

With only one week to go until the beginning of the World Cup in Brazil, we take a look at which teams have the best chance of winning the tournament. It is sure to be a feast of football, with plenty of tasty matches to look forward to, so let's tuc...
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Funny story:  TheSpoof to be delivered directly to Martians

TheSpoof to be delivered directly to Martians

British Space Engineering (BSE) have announced that they will be sending a rocket to Mars, in order to detect whether there is any life on the barren planet. The mission was first planned in 1979, but has only recently completed construction. As such...
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Funny story:  All prisons in Europe may close

All prisons in Europe may close

A convicted criminal has made an astonishing complaint to the European Court of Human Rights, on the grounds that being in prison infringes his basic human rights. Barry Knuckles, a lifelong petty crook and infamous thug, was jailed for the attemp...
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Funny story:  Fancy dress Nazis strike again

Fancy dress Nazis strike again

A group of men were expelled from a 1940s themed village fete in Sussex this week for dressing in Nazi uniforms. Although the men protested that they were merely living up to the fete's expectations by dressing in period clothes, the organisers were...
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Funny story:  More faith schools to be built or converted

More faith schools to be built or converted

The government has announced that the number of faith schools in the UK is to be massively increased, in an attempt to placate vocal religious groups who are demanding more control over their childrens' education. Religious fanatic the Archbishop...
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Funny story:  London tube strike to proceed

London tube strike to proceed

A planned 72-hour tube strike is to go ahead on Monday, causing massive disruption to commuters, tourists and people attempting the "Tube Challenge" to visit every station as quickly as possible. The strike follows a similar 48-hour one this week.
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Funny story:  Crime rate drop inexplicable

Crime rate drop inexplicable

This year has seen an astonishing 15% drop in the crime rate in England and Wales, leaving it at its lowest rate since records began. Prime Minister David Cameron welcomed the news, and to much surprise he claimed personal responsibility for the drop...
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Funny story:  MicroGoo reveals latest wearable technology

MicroGoo reveals latest wearable technology

The international technology conglomerate MicroGoo have released their latest wearable technology this week, and it is sure to be the ultimate fashion accessory for hipsters everywhere. It is the internet monocle and it is the first ever single-eyed...
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Funny story:  EU requires all British toilets to be replaced with German style loos

EU requires all British toilets to be replaced with German style loos

EU lunacy. Health and safety madness. You couldn't make it up. No matter how many cliched anti-European headlines you have heard, none of them are extreme enough to capture the latest insane idea from Brussels. European Health Inspector Hans Neeso...
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Funny story:  Peter Jackson's version of Oliver Twist panned by film critics

Peter Jackson's version of Oliver Twist panned by film critics

This week, film director Peter Jackson has released his version of the classic story of Oliver Twist, but as usual he has added his own unique take on the tale. Most critics have panned the film as being outrageous, excessive and completely untrue to...
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Funny story:  Britain's Got Talent returns for a new series

Britain's Got Talent returns for a new series

ITV's premier entertainment vehicle, Britain's Got Talent, has returned to our TV screens for another series. The show demonstrates the best variety acts that the pathetic worm-ridden British people can scramble together. It usually attracts desperat...
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