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Oxlade-Chamberlain hit with 'Bringing Game into Disrepute' charge

Funny story: Oxlade-Chamberlain hit with 'Bringing Game into Disrepute' charge

Football authorities have announced today that Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is to face a charge of 'Bringing the Game into Disrepute'. The charge, relating to interviews given to ITV and the BBC after England's Euro 2012 draw with France, is expected t...

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Weather quiet on Wimbledon and Olympics plans

Funny story: Weather quiet on Wimbledon and Olympics plans

The British weather has refused to be drawn on its plans for the Wimbledon championships and the forthcoming London Olympics-even after buggering up the recent Jubilee celebrations. The relentless pissing rain that totally spoiled three out of the...

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England fans derided as 'Pussies'

Funny story: England fans derided as 'Pussies'

England fans have been labelled 'Pussies' by a senior footballing figure in the run up to their Euro 2012 opener v France The criticism comes after it was revealed that only 4,000 tickets to the Monday evening game had been sold and that the £40 f...

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Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

Funny story: Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

A major high street bank is today at the centre of a storm of controversy over claims its latest advert is not complete shit and fucking annoying. The advert, launched this week, features none of the trademarks that the British public have come to...

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Sky One to launch 'Louie Spence on Gangs'

Funny story: Sky One to launch 'Louie Spence on Gangs'

Sky One has announced that Pineapple studios choreographer and Dancing on Ice judge Louie Spence is to host a re-launched and revamped '..on gangs' series. Replacing Nookie bear faced former Eastenders hard man Ross Kemp, Spence will front the new...

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Media company apologises after Nazi van naming gaffe

Funny story: Media company apologises after Nazi van naming gaffe

Red-faced Maiden Media have apologised after it emerged that they inadvertently named one of their fleet of technician's vans after a world war two Dutch Nazi. The vans cheekily bearing the name of famous stars of film, TV and music with 'Van' eit...

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Olympics 'Mess' Right On Schedule says Boris Johnson

Funny story: Olympics 'Mess' Right On Schedule says Boris Johnson

Cartoonish London Mayor and stereotyped upper class twat Boris Johnson has expressed his delight that plans for the London 2012 Olympics to turn into a mess of epic proportions are 'Right on Schedule'. Speaking to the press outside a heavily conge...

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Man dies after woman refuses to 'finish him off'

Funny story: Man dies after woman refuses to 'finish him off'

A Bedford man has died after a date who had manipulated his penis refused to make him ejaculate. James 'Fishlips' Dwyer, 21, a 2nd year sports psychology student at the University of Bedfordshire was found dead on Monday afternoon by a housemate.

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Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

Funny story: Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

A charity street fundraiser from East London has been told to 'fuck off' by a member of the public for a record 100,000th time. Out-of-work over-actor and charity street fundraiser David Blande from Stratford reached the previously unheard of mile...

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Woman named "London's Worst Cyclist"

Funny story: Woman named "London's Worst Cyclist"

A Clerkenwell woman has been named London's Worst Cyclist 2011 at the prestigious London Cycling Like a Dick Awards. 22 year old Fashion Magazine editorial assistant Tamara Okyaa scooped the award last night at the Hoxton hotel ceremony after dazz...

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Racist hits out at 'racist' Africa Cup of Nations winners

Funny story: Racist hits out at 'racist' Africa Cup of Nations winners

A Suffolk based racist has hit out at Africa Cup of Nations winning side Zambia for 'not fielding any white players'. Mike Stuffer, 60, a semi retired Tax accountant from Bungay is furious that the Zambian national football team is entirely made u...

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Americans still unsure about Adele's nationality

Despite her bumper haul of awards at last night's Grammy awards Americans are still confused about exactly where Adele is from. The confusion, although not affecting U.S sales of her album 21, is causing some Americans to question just how 'into'...

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Pitch Invasion Thug Banned

Funny story: Pitch Invasion Thug Banned

A Thug who ran on to the Anfield pitch and threatened a goalkeeper in front of TV cameras has been banned from all football matches. Cat Anfield Cat aged 3, ran on to the Anfield pitch during Liverpool's Premier League tie with Tottenham Hotspur o...

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Train Chaos 'caused by too many layers'

Funny story: Train Chaos 'caused by too many layers'

London- Emergency workers and National rail staff blame rail chaos on passenger's clothing. Staff battling to end the Monday morning rush-hour chaos that crippled London's Thameslink rail route have revealed the cause of the delays - a 'silly moo'...

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Republicans Respond To Trump's Madness....

Today Congressional Republicans responded to all of Donald Trump's outrageous behavior and lies .....................................................................................................not.
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