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Met office storms to be renamed

Funny story: Met office storms to be renamed

The Met office today announced a change to the naming convention it has used for the last fifteen years. The change follows the increase in over the top reporting that follows when it gets a little bit windy outside, Normally, the storms a...

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Mystery planet with huge structure found by boffins

Funny story: Mystery planet with huge structure found by boffins

An announcement from NASA that the discovery of a possible structure surrounding a planet could be made by Aliens was met with a mixed reaction today. Scientists studying the planet say they have found what appears to be a structure surrounding th...

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Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"

Funny story: Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"

On the face of it 35yr old Melinda Smith seems to lead an exciting life, High level business meetings, Hang-gliding, mountaineering while inside the house she seems to be able to pull off ten person dinner parties with ease all while juggling the dem...

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Sierra leone closes borders to USA travellers fearing measles epidemic

Funny story: Sierra leone closes borders to USA travellers fearing measles epidemic

Emergency measures are in effect this week as Sierra leone closed its borders to all American citizens, fearing the spread of measles which is ravaging most of the USA. The deadly disease which is spread by Autism vaccinations which are mandatory...

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Sony hack forces thousands of children outside over Christmas

Funny story: Sony hack forces thousands of children outside over Christmas

Thousands of Children were forced to play outside or entertain them selves with board games after the massive hack that left gamers unable to connect to the internet on Christmas day. The Hack resulted in gangs of feral children leaving their bedr...

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Virtual reality 2.0 making you look more ridiculus in photos

Funny story: Virtual reality 2.0 making you look more ridiculus in photos

Headset wearing reporters falling over and getting motion sickness are soon to be filling our screens as Virtual reality or VR for short or Alternate reality software encoding or A.R.S.E to use the acronyms so favoured by nerds. The bulky heavy he...

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British Ebola victim wakes from coma 28 days later

Funny story: British Ebola victim wakes from coma 28 days later

A British man who contracted Ebola while on a pirates holiday in sierra Leone has recovered from his coma after twenty eight days. Alfred Smith a retired bus conductor said he feels fine after his month of unconsciousness although not technically a m...

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Is your child safe? Shocking experiment reveals every parent's fear

Funny story: Is your child safe? Shocking experiment reveals every parent's fear

England was today shook to the very bottom of its outraged core as footage of an experiment consisiting of an actor luring kids away from a playground went on-line. The shocking footage shows a actor being secretly filmed in a playground by the sw...

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France takes tough stance towards Syria, Eiffel Tower renamed

Funny story: France takes tough stance towards Syria, Eiffel Tower renamed

France today sent a stern warning to Syria over its alleged chemical weapons attacks on civilians. The French Prime minister in a news conference today warned the troubled Country to give up its Chemical weapon stockpiles or face further repercussion...

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Police Taser use Doubles - Call of duty blamed

Funny story: Police Taser use Doubles - Call of duty blamed

British bobbies were under the spotlight today as it was revealed that the use of Tasers in incidents almost doubles with every release of Call of Duty. The shock trends were uncovered by using the freedom of information act and asking some kids nick...

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Syrian rebels admit to late library books

Funny story: Syrian rebels admit to late library books

More controversy reared its unresearched head today as several of the Syrian rebels admit to a string of unpaid parking tickets and late library books. This shocking news added to all an already escalating situation involving Chemical weapons, Guns,...

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Smart phone patent fight hots up

Funny story: Smart phone patent fight hots up

The huge patent battle currently being fought between Happle and Samsing reached a dramatic peak as the judge sought in favour of Happle owning rectangles, squares and trapezoids but not wiggly lines or wigwams. Not to be outdone, Samsing immedia...

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Shame of Boxers - Noble sport in trouble

Funny story: Shame of Boxers - Noble sport in trouble

The boxing world was in uproar today after the unauthorised fight between David Haye and Dereck Chisora in Germany during a press conference. Boxing a noble and historic sport involves two men punching each other in the face repeatedly until one o...

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River cottage arson attack?

Funny story: River cottage arson attack?

Foppish pig fiddler Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was today at the centre of an arson inquiry, after the landmark river cottage was burnt down. Curly haired Hugh a celebrity chef known for his trademark lack of food hygiene and eating pigs testicles...

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Met office backs down- Snow melted

Funny story: Met office backs down- Snow melted

The Met office today reversed their earlier statement regarding the massive amounts of snow forecast for the UK stating today. "Its just a light dusting" The statement angered thousands of pensioners across the UK who were preparing to freeze to deat...

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Deadly snow forcast - Boffins confirm link with seasons

Funny story: Deadly snow forcast - Boffins confirm link with seasons

Met office boffins today release an extreme weather warning as the nation readies its self for another battle with mother nature. Top met office scientist Prof Andrew Swanker said today "we now have enough data to prove there is a correlation betw...

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Implant scandal after goldfish found in breast

Funny story: Implant scandal after goldfish found in breast

Fly by night cosmetic surgery slashers Body-morph have admitted that some of there implants might contain goldfish, although they assure patients that there is no risk from cancer from the fish. The scandal came to light, after a woman complained...

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Shock as Toddler wanders off from creche

Funny story: Shock as Toddler wanders off from creche

A four year old child wandered out of a town centre crèche today, sparking off a massive hunt. The unnamed toddler was left in the care of KIDZ PLACE nursery and subsequently went missing between story time and snack time. Unbelievably the tod...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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