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Greece Must Bend Over for the Money

Funny story: Greece Must Bend Over for the Money

ATHENS -- At a secret meeting outside the city last night, the so-called "troika" of the European Union, the European Central Bank, and the International Monetary Fund told Greek officials that, if they want a second round of bailout money, Greek wor...

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Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

Funny story: Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

CARACAS, VENEZUELA -- President Hugo Chavez today approved construction of the controversial "Che Guevara Disneyland," a $500 million entertainment facility that will include a special Guerrilla Land in addition to Disney's more typical facilities su...

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Super Bowl Loser to be Executed in Prime Time

Funny story: Super Bowl Loser to be Executed in Prime Time

NEW YORK, N.Y. -- In a dramatic and controversial move to boost television ratings, Fox News today announced the quarterback of this weekend's losing Super Bowl team will be electrocuted on a special live show following the game. A Fox spokesman said...

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Johnny Depp Wins Florida Primary

Funny story: Johnny Depp Wins Florida Primary

MIAMI BEACH, FLA. -- Shocked Republican leaders swarmed outside a swanky, 25-story beachside condo today, each seeking audience with the Sunshine State's newly named Republican nominee for U.S. President -- famous movie actor Johnny Depp. The unruly...

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Goldman Sachs to Give Away $100 Trillion

Funny story: Goldman Sachs to Give Away $100 Trillion

NEW YORK, NY -- In a bold effort to win back their good reputation and stimulate the economy, infamous Wall Street giant Goldman Sachs today promised everyone who votes in the November election $1 million cash. A Goldman Sachs spokesman said the c...

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UFO Crashes in Hollywood, Contains Alien Movie Actor

Funny story: UFO Crashes in Hollywood, Contains Alien Movie Actor

Narjeen Xynenia landed her eight-ton spaceship at the corner of Hollywood and Vine Tuesday, destroying two hot dog stands, interrupting a "Free Lindsay" demonstration, and forcing officers of the Los Angeles Police Department to close off six blocks...

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Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

Funny story: Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

VENICE, CALIF. -- The police chief of this small beachside suburb yesterday contracted with an international fish monger to lease three, drug-sniffing great white sharks. "I'm going to turn'em loose in our famous Venice canals," said Chief Ratchet. "...

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Obama Cuts Deficit by Selling California

Funny story: Obama Cuts Deficit by Selling California

The People's Republic of China today purchased 400,000 acres of prime California beach property from the U.S. government for $1 trillion cash. The former U.S. Marine Base -- Camp Pendleton -- will be converted into malls, office complexes, condos, an...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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