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Funny story: Greece Must Bend Over for the Money

Greece Must Bend Over for the Money

ATHENS -- At a secret meeting outside the city last night, the so-called "troika" of the European Union, the European Central Bank, and the International Monetary Fund told Greek officials that, if they want a second round of bailout money, Greek wor...
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Funny story: Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

CARACAS, VENEZUELA -- President Hugo Chavez today approved construction of the controversial "Che Guevara Disneyland," a $500 million entertainment facility that will include a special Guerrilla Land in addition to Disney's more typical facilities su...
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Funny story: Super Bowl Loser to be Executed in Prime Time

Super Bowl Loser to be Executed in Prime Time

NEW YORK, N.Y. -- In a dramatic and controversial move to boost television ratings, Fox News today announced the quarterback of this weekend's losing Super Bowl team will be electrocuted on a special live show following the game. A Fox spokesman said...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp Wins Florida Primary

Johnny Depp Wins Florida Primary

MIAMI BEACH, FLA. -- Shocked Republican leaders swarmed outside a swanky, 25-story beachside condo today, each seeking audience with the Sunshine State's newly named Republican nominee for U.S. President -- famous movie actor Johnny Depp. The unruly...
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Funny story: Goldman Sachs to Give Away $100 Trillion

Goldman Sachs to Give Away $100 Trillion

NEW YORK, NY -- In a bold effort to win back their good reputation and stimulate the economy, infamous Wall Street giant Goldman Sachs today promised everyone who votes in the November election $1 million cash. A Goldman Sachs spokesman said the c...
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Funny story: UFO Crashes in Hollywood, Contains Alien Movie Actor

UFO Crashes in Hollywood, Contains Alien Movie Actor

Narjeen Xynenia landed her eight-ton spaceship at the corner of Hollywood and Vine Tuesday, destroying two hot dog stands, interrupting a "Free Lindsay" demonstration, and forcing officers of the Los Angeles Police Department to close off six blocks...
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Funny story: Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

VENICE, CALIF. -- The police chief of this small beachside suburb yesterday contracted with an international fish monger to lease three, drug-sniffing great white sharks. "I'm going to turn'em loose in our famous Venice canals," said Chief Ratchet. "...
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Funny story: Obama Cuts Deficit by Selling California

Obama Cuts Deficit by Selling California

The People's Republic of China today purchased 400,000 acres of prime California beach property from the U.S. government for $1 trillion cash. The former U.S. Marine Base -- Camp Pendleton -- will be converted into malls, office complexes, condos, an...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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