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Near-sighted policeman arrests saxophone

Funny story: Near-sighted policeman arrests saxophone

A near-sighted policeman currently serving in Sheffield was the talk of his force, when he arrested a saxophone, mistaking the instrument for a crook. An onlooker described the moment when the policeman pulled up outside the music shop and grabbed...

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British Gurkha's ask government to provide them with girlfriends

Funny story: British Gurkha's ask government to provide them with girlfriends

British Gurkha's are to ask the government for a girlfriend each so that when they marry they can then retire in the UK. Gurkha's history to the British Crown goes back as far as 1815, but recently have felt that they are missing out because they...

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Technology giant Apple sues apple farmers for using their name

Funny story: Technology giant Apple sues apple farmers for using their name

Apple says apple farmers are breaching copyright laws by producing a fruit named after their company and plans to sue if farmers don't rename the fruit. Apple CEO Tim Crook who declined an interview is said to be even more upset at farmers after...

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Anglia Water admits it has nothing to do

Funny story: Anglia Water admits it has nothing to do

Anglia Water bosses today admitted its staff have nothing to do and could end up introducing a hosepipe ban just for the sake of it. We will also send out some bills which are higher then usual to keep our complaints department busy. A custom...

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Teachers who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil sacked.

Funny story: Teachers who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil sacked.

A teacher who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil was sacked from the school she had been teaching and was given a 12 month prison sentence. Jane Harding, 47, was told by a Liverpool Court that just because the pupil was dealing drugs on school premises...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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