A near-sighted policeman currently serving in Sheffield was the talk of his force, when he arrested a saxophone, mistaking the instrument for a crook.
An onlooker described the moment when the policeman pulled up outside the music shop and grabbed...
British Gurkha's are to ask the government for a girlfriend each so that when they marry they can then retire in the UK.
Gurkha's history to the British Crown goes back as far as 1815, but recently have felt that they are missing out because they...
Apple says apple farmers are breaching copyright laws by producing a fruit named after their company and plans to sue if farmers don't rename the fruit.
Apple CEO Tim Crook who declined an interview is said to be even more upset at farmers after...
Anglia Water bosses today admitted its staff have nothing to do and could end up introducing a hosepipe ban just for the sake of it.
We will also send out some bills which are higher then usual to keep our complaints department busy.
A teacher who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil was sacked from the school she had been teaching and was given a 12 month prison sentence.
Jane Harding, 47, was told by a Liverpool Court that just because the pupil was dealing drugs on school premises...
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