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Funny story: Derek Acorah attacked by Rod Hulls spirit in midnight séance

Derek Acorah attacked by Rod Hulls spirit in midnight séance

Derek Acorah was recovering in hospital last night after being ferociously attacked during an attempt to contact the late and slightly eccentric children's entertainer Rod Hull. Derek was admitted into Hospital around 1:00am suffering from multiple b...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah solves Worrall Thompson shop lifting mystery

Derek Acorah solves Worrall Thompson shop lifting mystery

Antony Worrall Thompson has sought the aid of the maestro and undisputed king of the dead Derek Acorah it was disclosed yesterday as part of his defence in the recent shop lifting debacle. Derek, renowned for his skill in communicating with the d...
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Funny story: Barber finds mark of the beast whilst giving Derek Acorah short back and sides

Barber finds mark of the beast whilst giving Derek Acorah short back and sides

Italian hairdresser and devout Roman Catholic Luigi Carbonara has been in hiding for the last 10 years after discovering the mark of the beast on Derek Acorah's bonce whilst giving the self proclaimed miracle god a short back and sides at his former...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah inspires 3 legged horse to win group 1 race

Derek Acorah inspires 3 legged horse to win group 1 race

Too Good To Be Glue is enjoying a new lease of life after being nursed back to fitness by the awe inspiring Derek Acorah. The ex Martin Pipe horse was involved in freak accident last August where he fell out the back of a horses box trailer and was...
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Funny story: Acorah sets new mastermind record by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds

Acorah sets new mastermind record by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds

Derek Acorah has once again re-written the history books by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds surpassing the existing record by 84 which was previously held by Eric Beagle the singing dustman. Taking a 1st round lead of 49 into his...
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Funny story: Derek to meet Brown in 1 trillion dollar spectacular!

Derek to meet Brown in 1 trillion dollar spectacular!

There have been some Classic fights over the years, such as Ali V's Frazer, Marvellous Marvin Haggler V's Thomas (the hitman) Hearns, and who can forget Chris (simply the best) Eubanks V's Nigel (the dark destroyer) Benn! Since those good old days gr...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah to protect UK borders by raising army of the dead

Derek Acorah to protect UK borders by raising army of the dead

British defences were bolstered this morning by the news that Derek Acorah the worlds number one psychic and peoples champion, has agreed to raise an army from the dead should our shores come under threat from an opposing nation. Derek said "Prote...
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Funny story: Derek suspended from 2012 Olympic Games

Derek suspended from 2012 Olympic Games

Derek Acoras dream of representing GB at this years Olympic Games hit a stumbling block yesterday as he was banned with immediate effect from all competitions. An inquiry will be now be launched into how the 61 year old was able to smash Mike Pow...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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