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Sir Alec Fergusface to write new book

Funny story: Sir Alec Fergusface to write new book

Not content with writing a tell all book revealing all the secrets from Old Trafford, Sir Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson has agreed a deal to write YET ANOTHER BOOK. After trashing David Beckham, Roy Keane, Rafa Benitez, Steven Gerrard, Wane Rooney and...

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David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

Funny story: David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

Manc'ester Disunited gaffer David Boyes sensationally tried to grab the attention away from retired Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson today by announcing his own book will be published next week, revealing all the secrets from his first three months at Old Tr...

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Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Funny story: Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Newly retired Sir Alec Fergieson has revealed in his new book he turned down the chance to manage England twice but, if asked for a third time, would definitely accept the job... with conditions. Fergie revealed he turned down the chance to replac...

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Linesman hit by flare at Villa Park

Funny story: Linesman hit by flare at Villa Park

Football took a turn back into the 1970s today when a pair of flared trousers were thrown at assistant referee David Bryan. West Midlands Police have arrested two men aged 25 and 47 over the incident. They were released on bail, and are expected t...

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Andros Townsend is the new Gareth Bale (says Daniel Levy)

Funny story: Andros Townsend is the new Gareth Bale (says Daniel Levy)

Tottenham Hotspur today announced that England hero Andros Townsend has signed a new four year contract, trebling his wages from the minimum wage of £7.50 per hour. Manager Andre Villas-Boas and chairman Daniel Levy announced the deal today as th...

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Rio Ferdinand and Roy Hodgson joins FA panel to improve football

Funny story: Rio Ferdinand and Roy Hodgson joins FA panel to improve football

England manager Roy Hodgson and former captain Rio Ferdinand have been appointed to the Football Association's commission to improve the state of the national game. A spokesman for the commission said the two had been brought in for their humour a...

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Manchester United collapse leads to outbreak of humour

Funny story: Manchester United collapse leads to outbreak of humour

Comedy writers took to their computers in force this weekend to celebrate and mock Manchester United and their terrible form under new gaffer David Moyes. On twitter, @JohnNotTerry mocked up a pic of Moyes selling burgers in his new job. @Football...

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Confusion as Manchester United fan reveals he lives in Manchester

Funny story: Confusion as Manchester United fan reveals he lives in Manchester

The football world was thrown into turmoil for the second time in a week today when a Manchester United fan called a radio phone-in to discuss the clubs bad run of form. After the Roy Hodgson front page 'space monkey' story earlier in the week, ma...

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Manchester United concede Premier League title to set sight on Europa League

Funny story: Manchester United concede Premier League title to set sight on Europa League

Insiders at Manchester United have secretly conceded the Premier League title for this season - after just eight games. Following defeats to Liverpool at Anfield, West Brom at Old Trafford, and a disappointing home draw with Southampton, United dr...

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Spurs Andros Townsend to go out on loan again before World Cup Finals

Funny story: Spurs Andros Townsend to go out on loan again before World Cup Finals

Andros Townsend has told Tottenham Hotspur boss Andre Villas-Boas he would like to go out on loan again before the World Cup Finals in Brazil next summer. Townsend followed his goal scoring debut against Montengro with another solid performance v...

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Jose Mourinho considers quitting Chelsea to sit in stand and watch Chelsea

Funny story: Jose Mourinho considers quitting Chelsea to sit in stand and watch Chelsea

Jose Mourinho is seriously considering jacking in the job as Chelsea boss to sit in the stands permanently and watch the team. Mourinho was 'sent to the stands' for arguing with the referee over the away teams time-wasting during Saturdays 4-1 win...

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Roy Hodgson to take stand-up comedy lessons before World Cup Finals

Funny story: Roy Hodgson to take stand-up comedy lessons before World Cup Finals

Following the 'space monkey' gag that backfired at half-time in the vital England v Poland world cup qualifying gig, under pressure gaffer Woy, sorry Roy Hodgson is considering a comedy class to get him match fit for the World Cup in Brazil. The F...

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Russell Brand reveals past as West Ham football fanzine editor

Funny story: Russell Brand reveals past as West Ham football fanzine editor

Film star, comedian and former 'shagger of the year' Russell Brand has revealed he used to write, print and sell his own West Ham fanzine in the 1990s. In an interview to plug his 'Messiah Complex' tour, the question of his love of the Hammers was...

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New Manchester United boss David Moyes and his problem with the 'F' word

Funny story: New Manchester United boss David Moyes and his problem with the 'F' word

Following another disappointing result at Old Trafford - the 1-1 draw with Southampton which left United eight points behind leaders Arsenal - new gaffer David Moyes has decided to stop mentioning the 'F' word. After the red devils failed to win a...

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Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Funny story: Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Stony faced Scot Alan McHansen has officially called time on his glorious decade and a half pundit career on BBC highlights show Match Of The Day. Hansen became known as a reliable defender for Liverpool and Scotland when both teams enjoyed their...

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Transfer Window: Jimmy Greaves comes out of retirement

Funny story: Transfer Window: Jimmy Greaves comes out of retirement

78 year old former England, Milan, West Ham, Chelsea and Tottenham player has announced he is coming out of retirement. The east-ender, most famous for missing the 1966 world cup final, alcoholism problems and his tv programme with Ian St John, to...

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Man United target replacement for Wayne Rooney

Funny story: Man United target replacement for Wayne Rooney

Manchester United boss David Moyes is planning ahead to the next transfer window and has targeted a replacement for Wayne Rooney in the shape of David Mooney. Mooney plays for Leyton Orient, so far top of League One with five wins from five. Moone...

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Man United boss David Moyes searches worldwide for new players

Funny story: Man United boss David Moyes searches worldwide for new players

David Moyes completed his first transfer window as Manchester United boss with the signing of Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini for £27.5 million on transfer deadline day. As expected of a club of their stature, United had been linked with play...

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