It was indeed a sad day for inhabitants of the parochial village of 'Stoke Pogues' as the local vicar Reverend Arthur Basingston committed suicide - inadvertently eradicating the local demographic.
In the ultimate act of self-destruction, he stra...
Those patriotic souls of merry old England may have cause to rejoice as it was announced from the Stoke Nautical salvage agency that there long-awaited programme to raise her majesties once mighty Battle cruiser 'HMS Hood' had indeed come to fruition...
We, as an organ of the press, have always respected our great political philosophers in the time-honoured tradition. We were somewhat perturbed yesterday, to say the least, upon learning of the fateful events, which occurred in one of London's oldest...
There were mixed emotions from the residents of the small suburban district of Carshalton, Sutton in London, when it was announced from the US department of defence they planned to test a small nuclear warhead in the area.
Carshalton, with its po...
It was champagne all round as the sales team of the Apple Company uncorked a bottle celebrating the launch of its revolutionary new product the IDeath. Following the release of previous successes ITunes and IPod, this latest innovation attempts to br...
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