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Michelle Obama shocker! 'I'm going full fro bro!'

Funny story: Michelle Obama shocker! 'I'm going full fro bro!'

As our style-savvy readers doubtless know, US First Lady Michelle Obama has become quite the fashion forward woman during her husband's time in office, and she continues to push the envelope with her latest image plans. In a nod to the 70's, Mrs O...

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Cheryl Cole exclusive! 'I'm goona be all bush soon!'

Funny story: Cheryl Cole exclusive! 'I'm goona be all bush soon!'

Cheryl Cole, ex-X Factor tartlet and former member of pop warblers 'Girls Aloud,' has today announced that when it comes to body art, she has no attention of calling it quits. Speaking yesterday at a fundraiser in London, in aid of a new set of te...

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Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

Funny story: Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

As public criticism and scepticism grows following news of the planned nuclear power plant to be built at Hinkley Point, Somerset, government insiders have divulged that alternative plans are also being considered. The word 'nuclear' appears to ha...

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Kim Kardashian shocker: 'I'm planning a complete compass of babies, biatches!!!'

Funny story: Kim Kardashian shocker: 'I'm planning a complete compass of babies, biatches!!!'

News reaches your humble news scavenger from across the pond that media ho Kim Kardashian and her 'baby daddy' Kanye West are not stopping at just one cardinal direction when it comes to naming their future offspring. The queen of US reality tv re...

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Shocker! Queen on Diamond Jubilee Celebrations - 'What a bloody let down'

Funny story: Shocker! Queen on Diamond Jubilee Celebrations - 'What a bloody let down'

Well, as the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations gently wind to a close across the nation, and Cliff Richard gets put back in his box until Wimbledon, shocking news reaches us here in 'newsland' of Her Majesty's verdict on the long weekend's events,...

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Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

Funny story: Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

After the recent television advertisements featuring former footballer, nut squasher and now Hollywood actor, Vinnie Jones, promoting the application of chest compressions to the rhythm of the Bee Gees smash hit tune, 'Staying Alive', government bigw...

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Site readiness cock up means shock Olympics venue change to Butlins Clacton

Funny story: Site readiness cock up means shock Olympics venue change to Butlins Clacton

Stunning news reaches us that due to unforeseen circumstances, the Olympic Games are to be relocated to an alternative site. Commenting today, Boris Johnson said that the original site will not be ready in time, so the Games are to be moved to wh...

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Boris to make flying visit to Olympics opening ceremony - 'Thar he blows!'

Funny story: Boris to make flying visit to Olympics opening ceremony - 'Thar he blows!'

Hot off the press, news has reached us that London Mayor, Boris 'Frightwig' Johnson is to play a major role in the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games this year, to be held in the capital city. Having long been an advocate to bring the games to...

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Royal yacht plans scrapped in favour of Diamond Jubilee pedalo

Funny story: Royal yacht plans scrapped in favour of Diamond Jubilee pedalo

After the right royal stink created by reported plans of a new yacht as a gift to the Queen to commemorate her 60 years on the throne, it has been reported today that those plans have now been scrapped in favour of a much cheaper, tax payer friendly...

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Kerry Katona spitting nails at New Years Honours snub

Funny story: Kerry Katona spitting nails at New Years Honours snub

A glaring omission from this years New Years Honours list has seen tv celebrity/former 'singer' and media ho Kerry Katona express her disbelief yesterday. Speaking from the star studded gala that closed the 'Save a Chav for Crimbo' charity campaig...

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Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France

Funny story: Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France

Incredible news has reached us that Prime Minister David Cameron has taken his Christmas festivities a tad to far and has clearly shown he is not exempt from the long arm of the law. After a heavy political year for 'Dave', which saw unions throwi...

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Katie Price to undergo world's first human head transplant

Funny story: Katie Price to undergo world's first human head transplant

So exclusive, it is exclusively exclusive, news reaches us that human blow up doll, Katie Price is set to undergo the world's first total head transplant. An aficionado of cosmetic surgery, Ms. Price has become a little bored of the more popular s...

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Ecstatic Peter Andre's new skincare range flying off shelves : Katie Price 'bloody fuming'

Funny story: Ecstatic Peter Andre's new skincare range flying off shelves : Katie Price 'bloody fuming'

As reported some days ago, everyone's favourite aussie-greek, (do we actually know any others?..Ed.) Peter Andre, launched his new skincare range for men, 'Silli-cleanse by Andre'. Well our sources say that it is already this Christmas's number one s...

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Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

Funny story: Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

With Christmas fast approaching, news reaches us that Simon Cowell and his merry band of brown nosers are not the only ones off on an annual winter break this year. After many years of loyal service, Sir Bruce Forsythe's wig, Stanley, is off on a...

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George Clooney off the market and set to marry Ann Widdecombe

Funny story: George Clooney off the market and set to marry Ann Widdecombe

Yes, showbiz fans, here at news headquarters we cannot quite believe it either (in fact our editor choked on his weight-watchers muesli bar when the stunning news came in) but 'tis true!! Womanising, silver fox and star of 'Return of the killer tomat...

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Sinitta to marry cockroach lover

Funny story: Sinitta to marry cockroach lover

We do so love a love story here in news world, and we are thrilled to exclusively announce that 80's 'So Macho' warbler and Simon Cowell brown noser, Sinitta, is to marry her cockroach lover after a whirlwind romance. During her recent stint in th...

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Sir Jimmy Savile lovechild claims go on - 'I'm one too', says Kerry Katona

Funny story: Sir Jimmy Savile lovechild claims go on - 'I'm one too', says Kerry Katona

Claims that Sir Jimmy Savile fathered various secret children go on and on, as today, ex-Atomic Kitten/tabloid ho, Kerry Katona, today shocked the nation with the revelation that she is one of them too! 'It's bloody well true,' she said today, as...

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Charity campaign for Christmas 2011 launched: Save a Chav for Crimbo

Funny story: Charity campaign for Christmas 2011 launched: Save a Chav for Crimbo

Tulisa Contostavlos, X Factor judge and 'N'Dubz' singer (yeh right, Ed.) has today launched this years charity campaign, to run over the festive season. 'Save a Chav for Crimbo' was launched today in Essex nightclub 'Slappers', by Ms. Contostavlos...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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