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National Association for Punctuality Moves to Ban Snooze Buttons

Your morning mantra of "just a few more minutes" may be over soon--at least if the National Association for Punctuality (NAP) has anything to say about it. On Dec. 7, the organization filed a suit that could ban the addition of snooze buttons on a...
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