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Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Funny story: Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Berlin, Germany: Germany and France, desperate to find money to save the European Union from bankruptcy, are about to declare war upon each other. The war will be staged to bring in the Americans to, as usual, save France and flood the European count...

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Update on "Missing Socks" Mystery ... Solved?

Pig Lick, Indiana: This just crossing news wires... Melinda Belle Piffle of this city contacted authorities when she opened her bedroom closet door and discovered three missing socks in the process of trans-mutating into wire clothes hangers.

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Republican Presidential Candidates Hired by Obama and Media!

Washington DC: President Obama and the US news media, fearing the total loss of re-election campaign and advertising monies for the 2012 Presidential race due to lack of desire by any Republican to run for the office, met in secrecy in 2010. Plan...

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Extra Drumstick from Three-Legged Chickens raises Unforseen Problem

Gobblers' Knob, Indiana, USA: In what must be exciting news for chicken drumstick lovers everywhere and for a world where diminishing food resources are of grave concern, Indiana farmer Thornton P. Quigley has produced and raised a flock of fully d...

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Quantum Mechanic Researchers Discover Time Runs Backward!

Dateline Bern, Switzerland, day after tomorrow: Quantum researchers exploring the bizarre world of "string theory", "quantum entanglements", "replicating clothes hangers" , "single socks" and other unexplained phenomenon which A.Einstein will one day...

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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