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Funny story: Lance Armstrong: "That syringe sticking out of my thigh is a fashion statement"

Lance Armstrong: "That syringe sticking out of my thigh is a fashion statement"

Austin, Texas: During what was expected to be a typical post-retirement press conference for the athlete, in which he would announce plans to compete in an ever more mediocre sporting event and blather about cancer, Lance Armstrong's day took a turn...
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Funny story: Young People Apparently Want Jobs

Young People Apparently Want Jobs

Young people are being criticised by senior political figures for their evident desire to spend the majority of their waking hours following orders and carrying out unenviable tasks. "The lack of imagination is staggering," said Boris Johnson, May...
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Westboro Ass-Tits

The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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