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Modelling agency accused of discrimination

Susan Dowdy is suing her local modelling agency, Hott Models, for discrimination. The 50 year-old spinster from West Lothian, Scotland, applied for a job at Hott and was shocked to be turned down because she 'didn't have the right look'. 'It's o...

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Woman stuns judges on Britain's Got Talent by folding a fitted sheet

An unassuming middle-aged woman has astounded judges on Britain's Got Talent with her flawless and unprecedented folding of a fitted sheet. When Susan Bailey, a homely spinster from West Lothian, Scotland, took to the audition stage and announced...

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Scientists on the verge of making sense

Scientists at Harvard Medical School are beginning to unravel the mystery of making sense. In a ground-breaking project headed by Professor Edith Nash, a wide cross-section of people was tested for evidence of sense, or lack thereof. "By under...

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Jonathan Ross explains why he's changing his name to Rory Ramiro

It was a bold move that many industry insiders were calling 'career suicide'. Now, in an exclusive interview, British TV presenter Jonathan Ross speaks out for the first time about his decision to change his name to Rory Ramiro. "Look, it's all ab...

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Fo'real customers will have to prove 'they're worth it'

Following on from the enormous success of their advertising slogan - 'Because I'm worth it' - Fo'real has announced that from 2012, women will be required to prove they are worthy of buying their products. While the cosmetics giant is remaining sk...

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Plastic surgery is going to the dogs

Plastic surgery for dogs is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now, and many practitioners are struggling to keep up. Not so Dr Michael Sag, a leading plastic surgeon who predicted the trend over a decade ago and runs the wildly successful Canine...

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Scientists discover paisley-propensity gene

In an important breakthrough, scientists have discovered a gene that causes a fondness for paisley. This gene, which was discovered on chromosome 11, nestled between addictive personality and porphyria, is known as PKGUM2. Although the presence o...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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