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Funny story: Obama Finally Admits: "I'm just in it for the crepes."

Obama Finally Admits: "I'm just in it for the crepes."

On a rainy day in Washington, I met with President Obama in a small diner just several blocks from the White House. We met to discuss the challenges faced working with such a boisterous opposing party. When he arrived he quickly ordered the crepes an...
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Funny story: Henry Upt-Ight to Tell the World, "I'm actually pretty easy going."

Henry Upt-Ight to Tell the World, "I'm actually pretty easy going."

Henry Upt-Ight, a local bed and breakfast owner, claims to have been cursed with a name wrongly identifying a personality trait. Upt-Ight wants the world to know how easy going and relaxed of a person he can actually be. I meet Henry at the Upt-Ig...
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Funny story: God Appears on Bagel in Jewish Deli

God Appears on Bagel in Jewish Deli

Throughout the years, profits and saints have revealed themselves in odd and unusual ways. The Virgin Mary appeared on a hospital in Springfield, Jesus surfaced on a piece of toast, whether it is coincidence or divine intervention is up to the believ...
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Funny story: Local Man Refuses to Ride the Bus

Local Man Refuses to Ride the Bus

America is known for its non-violent protests. From Martin Luther King's Sit Ins all the way to our most current Occupy Wall Street, our non-violent protests serve as an effective way to prove a point without harming anyone. We are allotted the privi...
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Funny story: Engineering Grad Invents Vanishing Machine to Escape Loan Repayment.

Engineering Grad Invents Vanishing Machine to Escape Loan Repayment.

In an economy with no jobs, it is becoming increasingly difficult for recent college grads to begin repayment of student loans. With interest accruing and no money being generated, some recent grads have become very creative in ways of escaping loan...
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Funny story: Local Man Can't Hear a Word His Wife is Saying in Other Room

Local Man Can't Hear a Word His Wife is Saying in Other Room

Local man, Mike Beesaw, can not hear a word his wife is saying in the other room. Mike and Laurie Beesaw have been married for just under one year and so far, things have been going just fine. At night, Mike likes to sit in the living room of his...
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Funny story: Rick Moranis Look-Alike to Consider Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Rick Moranis Look-Alike to Consider Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Mickey Clemens, a Chicago high school history teacher, considers facial reconstruction surgery as a means to, "Finally show the world I'm not [Rick] Moranis!" The surgery would leave Clemens looking more like, "a proud, yet disenfranchised Fred Ar...
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

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