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Man's tight pants bend new iPhone6 into beautiful swan

Many early adopters of Apple's new iPhone6 are finding the lightweight aluminum frame combined with a tight pants pocket can actually cause the phone to bend. Users are noticing bending near more vulnerable spots, such as near the side-buttons.

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Obama Finally Admits: "I'm just in it for the crepes."

Funny story: Obama Finally Admits: "I'm just in it for the crepes."

On a rainy day in Washington, I met with President Obama in a small diner just several blocks from the White House. We met to discuss the challenges faced working with such a boisterous opposing party. When he arrived he quickly ordered the crepes an...

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Henry Upt-Ight to Tell the World, "I'm actually pretty easy going."

Funny story: Henry Upt-Ight to Tell the World, "I'm actually pretty easy going."

Henry Upt-Ight, a local bed and breakfast owner, claims to have been cursed with a name wrongly identifying a personality trait. Upt-Ight wants the world to know how easy going and relaxed of a person he can actually be. I meet Henry at the Upt-Ig...

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God Appears on Bagel in Jewish Deli

Funny story: God Appears on Bagel in Jewish Deli

Throughout the years, profits and saints have revealed themselves in odd and unusual ways. The Virgin Mary appeared on a hospital in Springfield, Jesus surfaced on a piece of toast, whether it is coincidence or divine intervention is up to the believ...

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Local Man Refuses to Ride the Bus

Funny story: Local Man Refuses to Ride the Bus

America is known for its non-violent protests. From Martin Luther King's Sit Ins all the way to our most current Occupy Wall Street, our non-violent protests serve as an effective way to prove a point without harming anyone. We are allotted the privi...

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Engineering Grad Invents Vanishing Machine to Escape Loan Repayment.

Funny story: Engineering Grad Invents Vanishing Machine to Escape Loan Repayment.

In an economy with no jobs, it is becoming increasingly difficult for recent college grads to begin repayment of student loans. With interest accruing and no money being generated, some recent grads have become very creative in ways of escaping loan...

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Local Man Can't Hear a Word His Wife is Saying in Other Room

Funny story: Local Man Can't Hear a Word His Wife is Saying in Other Room

Local man, Mike Beesaw, can not hear a word his wife is saying in the other room. Mike and Laurie Beesaw have been married for just under one year and so far, things have been going just fine. At night, Mike likes to sit in the living room of his...

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Rick Moranis Look-Alike to Consider Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Mickey Clemens, a Chicago high school history teacher, considers facial reconstruction surgery as a means to, "Finally show the world I'm not [Rick] Moranis!" The surgery would leave Clemens looking more like, "a proud, yet disenfranchised Fred Ar...

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