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Funny story: Bloombergs says cup of coffee was his decision, his alone

Bloombergs says cup of coffee was his decision, his alone

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg says his decision to drink a cup of coffee yesterday morning was "his decision, and his decision alone." The Flute tooting ankle tickler insisted his girlfriend was wrong to tweak his nipple and danced her soc...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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