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Funny story: US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

Shocked citizens of "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Broke" woke up today to find that their entire government had absconded rather than face up to the global debt collectors that are expected to come knocking next Thursday. It seems that th...
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Funny story: "The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

"The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

As the business affairs of public funding money pit A4E continue to be scrutinised, new and far more damaging information has come to light. It appears that every one of the thousands of applicants to this year's series of "The Apprentice" was regist...
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Funny story: Christmas Crisis - Eurozone Contagion Hits Lapland

Christmas Crisis - Eurozone Contagion Hits Lapland

You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, the economic crisis currently gripping Greece and Italy has spread North, far North to the home of Father Christmas. Massive wage cuts have caused unrest across the winter wonderland with industrial ac...
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Funny story: Pension Age to be Index Linked...To Your Age!

Pension Age to be Index Linked...To Your Age!

London: The Department of Pain and Servitude released a statement yesterday on changes to the pension age of UK citizens. From next week the old fashioned, and some would say completely unfair system of fixing the pension age for everyone to sixt...
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Funny story: Rogue Trader Makes $2 Trillion In One Day

Rogue Trader Makes $2 Trillion In One Day

Recent history is littered with stories from the financial markets of so called "rogue traders" who have made massive irresponsible bets and lost, resulting in losses often running into the billions. It stands to reason that with so many idiots rolli...
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Funny story: Border Control Balls Up

Border Control Balls Up

Pressure is mounting on the Home Office to tighten up border controls after revelations that orders were given to reduce passport checks at major airports. Earlier, the Home Secretary answered questions in the House of Commons about the controver...
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Funny story: Twiggy Sues M&S Over X-Factor Ad

Twiggy Sues M&S Over X-Factor Ad

Timeless singing sensation Twiggy is furious with her ex-employer Marks & Spencer for reneging on her lifetime contract to appear in their Christmas advertising campaigns. "I gave those tossers some of the best years of my life", said a tearf...
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Funny story: Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

The media has widely reported that an asteroid big enough to destroy all life on Earth will pass close by later this week. This has understandably caused some unease amongst our readers and we have received literally thousands of emails, tweets and t...
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Funny story: Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Throughout the ages, great breakthroughs have often resulted from a lucky interface between unconnected fields of research. It seems that just such a coincidence may be close to explaining the current economic poo pile that we find ourselves living i...
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Funny story: Vatican City Steps In To Avert Economic Armageddon

Vatican City Steps In To Avert Economic Armageddon

In a week that has seen the leaders of the most powerful countries in the world skitting around like loose sheep on a motorway, one of the most powerful and least understood nation states has finally made a decisive move. As the Eurozone countrie...
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Funny story: The Cannes Sham Time-share Scam

The Cannes Sham Time-share Scam

A diplomatic storm is brewing as leaders of the G20 nations gathered in Cannes on the promise of a bit of a chat about the economy, a slap up buffet and some of the best wine that the local branch of Carrefour could offer. Instead, sources from withi...
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