For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the onl...
The afterparty was great. After the afterparty was even better. Well, at least for 50-year old former virgin, Frodo Baggins.
In a pretty dramatic finish to a celebration of S-Day, or victory over Sauron Day, Frodo Baggins was caught in the act of...
Ryan Fitzpatrick has recently come under attack by a mysterious voice recording. His troubles started this week when a weird pornographic tape was distributed by Fitzpatrick's lover, who wishes to be referred to as the "Lover."
In the tape, it's a...
While touring the Midwest on the campaign trail, Rick Perry decided to take a detour to a fabled corner in the southern lands of America. A song speaks of a corner where the First path meets the road to Amistad.
According to mythical radiological...
Targeting a Winter 2016 opening date, 20th Century Fox has announced preliminary plans to reproduce the Spider-man series in Wingdings font. The film will be independent of the 2002 version as well as the upcoming 2012 version with the guy who plays...
Fox and Friends heartthrob Gretchen Carlson had it correct when she said, "Looks like the Occupy Wall Street days are numbered."
Indeed, it seems Occupy Wall Street is facing some internal strife.
In what looks like to be a game changer, 1% o...
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