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Funny story: Luis Luis Why?

Luis Luis Why?

With all the fuss surrounding Luis Suarez and his biting of the one defender in the Italy team who looks like he could kill a bear with his bare hands, we decided to review the situation. We also decided that no matter how much we could beef up this...
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Funny story: PM's Tax-Payer Funded Trust Fund Uncovered

PM's Tax-Payer Funded Trust Fund Uncovered

Back and to the Left news has discovered a money pot created via taxpayers to fund ex-Prime Ministers in their public duties. After laughing so hard that our false teeth fell out we realised we hadn't been in a coma for the best part of the year and...
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Funny story: Chinese UK Visit Takeaway

Chinese UK Visit Takeaway

The Chinese Premier has visited London this week for talks with the PM over forging more business links with the UK. We at Back and to the Left news aren't naive and we know that trade=good, but we also can't resist sticking our opinions in where the...
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Funny story: EU Salad Situations

EU Salad Situations

Scandal, corruption and buggery are all word we associate with the EU and the MEPs that inhabit the corridors of their Brussels hive. Scurrying like parasites looking for the next teat of the taxpayer to suckle at, growing fat on the efforts of those...
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Funny story: Roy and Raheem: A Lovers Tale

Roy and Raheem: A Lovers Tale

Nobody knows who should play in the England team better than millions of unqualified (sometimes drunk) coaches up and down the country. The world cup and the England team unites the country in a way only declaring war on the Germans used to. Back and...
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Funny story: Ed's Confusion

Ed's Confusion

In one year's time the UK will once again become embroiled in the messy, mudslinging, farce that is the General Election. A time when politicians up and down the country tell you what you want to hear before going back on every promise they mad. E...
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Funny story: Tonight There's Been A Jailbreak!

Tonight There's Been A Jailbreak!

England's prison system (which has long been described as Butlins with bars) has fucked up yet again. Back and to the Left news has never understood the point of having a open prison, isn't that just a hotel that you don't pay for? If we ran a open p...
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Funny story: Right On Your Money

Right On Your Money

A young mum in East London is on the verge of losing "several thousand pounds" that had been pushed through her door on Christmas Eve. It was a surprise because normally in that area of London it's dog shit rather than twenty pound notes. The lady (w...
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Funny story: Obama Reviews Death Penalty

Obama Reviews Death Penalty

Back and to the Lefts News understands that Barack Obama has ordered a review into execution practices within the US prison system. An unnamed state has applied for permission to change it's execution technique from lethal injection to "Dropping The...
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Funny story: Good Boring Britain

Good Boring Britain

ITV's new flagship breakfast show "Good Morning Britain" rolled out yesterday and, as with anything, it proved to be a bitter disappointment. The show, spearheaded by Susanna Reid, promised to revolutionise breakfast TV but only really resulted in lo...
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Funny story: Max Clifford V Dignity

Max Clifford V Dignity

Max Clifford was found guilty of several "historical sexual assaults" yesterday, or the day before that or the day before that, it really depends on when your reading this. Appearing outside the courthouse after the verdict had been announced Max loo...
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Funny story: Harry Styles Horror

Harry Styles Horror

We at Back and to the Left news, through our fair and balanced reporting, have made a huge amount of contacts in the showbiz world. These include the best friend of the sister of that lady who came 8th on Britain's Got Talent in 2008. You know which...
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Funny story: Stop! In The Name Of Search!

Stop! In The Name Of Search!

A government study has discovered that 1/3 of all police "stop and searches" are illegal. The searches have been carried out (despite being signed off by a senior officer) without any "due reason" and innocent people have been searched only because t...
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Funny story: Europe's Sensational Salad Situation

Europe's Sensational Salad Situation

Scandal, corruption and buggery are all word we associate with the EU and the MEPs that inhabit the corridors of their Brussels hive. Scurrying like parasites looking for the next teat of the taxpayer to suckle at, growing fat on the efforts of those...
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Funny story: New Mortgage Rate System Rated (We Need To Hire A Snappy Headline Writer)

New Mortgage Rate System Rated (We Need To Hire A Snappy Headline Writer)

In a shakeup to the way we apply for mortgage's people will now take a personality test to see if their eligible to receive a large sum of money for them to own their own property. The test will take the form of a quiz with a number of questions and...
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Funny story: Talk Like A Politician

Talk Like A Politician

For a long time now Back and to the Left news have shouted and screamed at anybody who will listen that MPs are not from this planet. Finally we have proof. Or something like that. A new position has opened up in the Labour party for someone to c...
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Funny story: China And Our Kids

China And Our Kids

Back and to the Left news has returned from our coverage of the winter Olympics where, after a couple of drinks with some Russian athletes, one thing led to another and the Ukraine got invaded. We returned to a country (this one not the Ukraine) in t...
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Funny story: Here Comes The Gays

Here Comes The Gays

Politicians are not known for their philosophy or even for their integrity, but sometimes one of them comes out with a piece of information that makes institutions like Back and to the Left news sit up and take notice. David Silvester a councillor...
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