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Funny story:  Talk Like A Politician

Talk Like A Politician

For a long time now Back and to the Left news have shouted and screamed at anybody who will listen that MPs are not from this planet. Finally we have proof. Or something like that. A new position has opened up in the Labour party for someone to c...
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Funny story:  China And Our Kids

China And Our Kids

Back and to the Left news has returned from our coverage of the winter Olympics where, after a couple of drinks with some Russian athletes, one thing led to another and the Ukraine got invaded. We returned to a country (this one not the Ukraine) in t...
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Funny story:  Here Comes The Gays

Here Comes The Gays

Politicians are not known for their philosophy or even for their integrity, but sometimes one of them comes out with a piece of information that makes institutions like Back and to the Left news sit up and take notice. David Silvester a councillor...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Un Un Un Un

Kim Jong Un Un Un Un Un

Back and to the Lefts favourite dictator (since Mugabe stopped being cool) is at it again! Kim Jong-un, democratically elected leader of the glorious nation of North Korea, decided to kill off a couple of his closest advisors. Despite widespread spec...
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Funny story:  Fat Kids? Not Your Problem.

Fat Kids? Not Your Problem.

Back and to the Left news is always at the forefront of investigative reporting after all it was us who uncovered the real killer of Diana. Isn't that right Mr THIS HAS BEEN EDITED DUE TO NATIONAL SECRUITY BREECH? A group of concerned experts appr...
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Funny story:  I'm A Celebrity And I'm Winning!

I'm A Celebrity And I'm Winning!

As the relentless reality TV juggernaut "I'm A Celebrity...." rumbles through its 550th series (we assume) Back and to the Left news feels two things. One: Utter revulsion at the fact that ITV have allowed a man with obvious mental health issues appe...
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Funny story:  The Final Oppression Of The Press

The Final Oppression Of The Press

At last the Government have decided to step in and sort out the wildly out of control British media. Back and to the Left news has been following Ed Miliband's crusade to get all news outlets to heel to the politicians whim like a good dog. It finall...
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Funny story:  Baby Bumpless Body

Baby Bumpless Body

Since the Duchess/Princess/Creature gave birth to our future king the public haven't stopped fawning over her like some sort of cured leaper in a colony. There have always been rumour and controversy surrounding the Royal family, from the Diana "acci...
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Funny story:  The Judgement Of The Judges

The Judgement Of The Judges

This week one of Britain's top judges, Judge Peter Bowers, said that a perverts historical sex attacks on a teenager were just "water under the bridge". Gary Flynn was 16-18 when he forced a young woman to perform a sex act on him, however as Gary ha...
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Funny story:  The Truth about the Grand TV Experiment

The Truth about the Grand TV Experiment

Back and to the Left News has discovered a new sociology test that has been running on the British public over the last five years. The test, run in conjunction with Ofcom has come to the conclusion that anyone who watches a TV show and then complain...
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Funny story:  TV's Talent Trail Dry Up

TV's Talent Trail Dry Up

Channel Four have finally brought out the TV show that the country has been crying out for. "Up All Night: The Nightclub Toilet" looking to cash in on the nations massive interest in seeing drunk wanker's being sick and swearing at the attendants oth...
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Funny story:  Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Thanks to Back and to the Left's connections in North Korea (we sell them stray dogs from the RSPCA) we have discovered that Kim Jong-Un is having a ski resort built. Much like a blunt pencil it seems pointless to the rest of the world but a cracking...
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Funny story:  Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

The Fox network (not actually run by a small woodland dwelling animal as previously thought) has commissioned a new TV series based in Gotham city! The place of course were everyone's favourite "Dark Knight" resides, unfortunately Batman will not be...
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Funny story:  Bringing The Power Back (And Possibly The A-Team)

Bringing The Power Back (And Possibly The A-Team)

Ed Miliband has finally shown his hand to the political world at large by declaring: "I want to bring Socialism back!" Considering your average voter no longer knows what socialism is this could be seen as a bit of a mute point. However Back an...
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Funny story:  Troll Attack Blunted

Troll Attack Blunted

The Sun's "Target A Troll" campaign came under fire last night as thousands of internet "Trolls" became targets for horrendous amounts of abuse. Back and to the Left news has discovered that 4 in 5 "Trolls" are now victims of "Trolling" themselves. T...
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Funny story:  The Only Way Is Syria

The Only Way Is Syria

William Hague has gone on holiday and luckily for the people of Syria (and the rest of the Middle East) he has sent an email out asking not to be disturbed. So if the people doing the uprisings and the rebellions can get their shit together and get s...
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Funny story:  Tit sues NHS over tits

Tit sues NHS over tits

The country's favourite scrounging, bog eyed numpty Josie Cunningham (she of the free boob job, further reduction and the taxpayer funded Botox jabs) has leapt back into the country's consciences. Unfortunately as Back and to the Left news discov...
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Funny story:  Fat People V The World

Fat People V The World

Obesity is a slow moving, wheezing monster that is slowly gobbling up our country like a Frenchman gorging themselves on so much cheese. As a country we have taken inspiration from the Americans (with their pizza for breakfast ways) and decided that...
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