Rihanna and Chris Brown have been flaunting their new found "Stockholm Syndrome" (her) and "Power trip" (him) all over Twitter. Despite "Chris Browing" somebody now been a euphemism for domestic violence Rihanna has decided it would be fine to allow...
"The UK is under constant attack from "cyber enemies"" Ministers screamed as they all ran from Westminster this afternoon. After Back and to the Left tracked them down to their secret command bunke(which incidentally doubles as Teresa May's garden sh...
A man from Portsmouth, currently living in Dundee but working in Hereford on a contract from a firm based in Wolverhampton but registered in Jersey for tax purposes, has blamed medication he took for Parkinson's disease for turning him into a homosex...
Studies have proven time and again that children are evil or at the very least manipulative little bastards only out for themselves and their own mysterious political agendas. However new research might have finally concluded that parents (of childre...
A new criminal tagging system has been developed in the mighty kingdom of Saudi Arabia to be used against those most hardened of criminals, the common everyday woman.
The developers of the tag in the oil rich country hope it becomes the latest fas...
The news that at least three people have been waiting for has arrived! Tests have shown that a full moon does not make the insane any more insane than they already are. This is great news for most of the readers of Back and to the Lefts news stories...
David Cameron and some dude from France (a President? We don't know it's France it could be anything) have decided that they will arm the rebels in Syria, but only with "defensive weapons". They stress that this will help bring a quick end to the blo...
"Can we play you every week" was the chant that echoed around the Emirates stadium at 5pm on Saturday. Unfortunately for Arsenal, but fortunately for Gareth Bale, no Arsenal can't play Tottenham every week. A majestic Arsenal performance was capped o...
A new study has studied that smacking can lead to cancer! Shock and horror would be two of the emotions Back and to the Left news would be feeling if we could indeed feel human emotions anymore. But with scientists discovering a link between cancer a...
A pub in Cumbria has just hosted the "Worlds biggest Liar" competition. A strange time in the world of professional lying was reflected in the turnout for the competition, with none of the pre tournament favourites bothering to turn up.
Nick Cleg...
Due to the fact that there seems to be a paedophile in every classroom, swimming pool and radio booth children will be given "Anti Abduction" lessons from schools. A spokesman said:
"We have discovered that children are becoming fatter and more st...
Beards were dancing in the streets of Iran (they do have streets there right?) after the Iranian military announced it's latest weapon in the ongoing war with The West and The South and The North and most probably The East as well. In fact anyone tha...
A notorious Bristol conman has been targeting reality TV stars in a bid to fleece them of their hard "earned" cash. Among the stars targeted by Selva Carmichael (who, in all fairness to the guy, does sound like the financial advisor to Silvio Berlusc...
A horrifying new trend has been spotted by internet "Spoof News" writers everywhere. Spoof News websites all over the net have been making sweeping editorial changes to NOTHING.
Several Spoof News websites have been accused of "Destroying Intellec...
The controversial "Pathway To Death" scheme has been reviewed by a board of NHS directors and they have come to the conclusion that doctors will now have to get permission from people before putting them on it. Which is a shame for doctors as it will...
"Minister Without A Clue" Ken Clarke has admitted that he finds his new job "Mysterious and Baffling". Which is exactly what we felt about his previous role in government as well. Ken said:
"I'm a Minister without portfolio, but what does it mean?...
Colin Salmon, an actor (we believe, were sorry we've done little to no fact checking on this one), who is appearing on Strictly Come Dancing has said training for the show is harder than "being in the Marines".
Back and to the Left news was alway...
A top Government minister popped his head over the battlements of castle parliament today and shouted:
"The Government should be allowed to waste taxpayers money!"
He quickly jerked his head back inside before any of the plebs could throw stone...