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LiLo Trashes Trailer Trash

Funny story: LiLo Trashes Trailer Trash

According to J.Dickinson,a super fan called Angel bought the lavish 38-foot travel trailer, where Lizie's romance with Dickie began eons ago, for $50,000 in June. However, due to previous star power contracts, Angel was obligated to allow the use...

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Trumpster 'Tee-D Off'

Funny story: Trumpster 'Tee-D Off'

Donald Trumpster has once again attacked Scotland; this time over its plans to build thousands of offshore high velocity wind farms.  The wind swept hair guru wrote an terse letter to first minister Dillon Salmon about the proposed plans to develo...

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Ke$ha Gets 'Down & Dirty'

Funny story: Ke$ha Gets 'Down & Dirty'

Ke$ha opens up wide in the March issue of Glitz magazine, ditching her garbage bin look for… something that resembles a person who regularly takes showers, uses soap and rinses. Inside she blabbers on about her obsession for peekaboo penis and pro...

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Kimmie 'Cries The Blues'

Funny story: Kimmie 'Cries The Blues'

Don't let the bikini Twitter pic fool you or any on else. Nor the vow that she's totally committed to "new beginnings, somewhere, somehow and someplace."  The totally shocking revelation is out! Kimmie  Kardishian says she is is totally alone and...

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Joan and Melissa Do The 'VU'

Funny story: Joan and Melissa Do The 'VU'

Hearing Bawa Wawa scream out, "I have two hoohoo's!" is not something that the audience of "The Vu" get to hear every day, but that's exactly what happened when Joan and Melissa Rivers stopped by "The Vu" on Tuesday. Wawa introduced the ladies' n...

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Demi 'Whips-It'

Funny story: Demi 'Whips-It'

Demi Moore's descent from red carpet to frequent Piggly-Wiggly supermarket visits followed a crisis reportedly brought on by a decidedly delicious party combo of Whip-It, Redi-Whip and Dream-Whip. She was "re-dispensing" and otherwise "acting like...

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Paula Deen Keeps On 'Whiskin'

Funny story: Paula Deen Keeps On 'Whiskin'

There are some things Paula Deen doesn't plan on giving up, like food, food, glorious food. But as the celebrity chef reaches out to her adorable fans she admits there is one huge indulgence she's had to completely eliminate from her diet. "I g...

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Kim Caught 'Recycling'

Funny story: Kim Caught 'Recycling'

The Kardishian train wreck continues to churn and burn. The fame-chasing rear end family is now dealing with low life claims that they have become "poison ivy in the reality industry," with the Daily Post recently reporting that ratings for the famil...

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Kim Inks A 'Pinky' Deal

Funny story: Kim Inks A 'Pinky' Deal

All  women may not be created equal ... but one of the biggest posh pinky toenail polish companies on the planet is sure paying them like they are ... and get this -- even the half and half sisters are raking the BIG BUTT MOTHER LOAD. ETZ has lear...

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Angelena Has 'Doubts'

Funny story: Angelena Has 'Doubts'

Even Angelena Jolies has her serious doubts. During a live video web chat with Carrie Eclaire Thursday, the 36-year-old beautiful bomb shell revealed that she had a "complete nuclear meltdown" minutes before production began on her directorial deb...

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'Melrose' Star OK

Funny story: 'Melrose' Star OK

Heather Locklean was swooped Code 4 to the hospital by ambulance Thursday afternoon after consuming a life threatening elixir of dangerous prescription drugs and alcohol ... law enforcement sources tell ETZ.  We've learned ... Locklean's guardian...

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Rihanna and Kim 'Do The Lakers'

Funny story: Rihanna and Kim 'Do The Lakers'

Though she was in exclusive LA where the show was aired live, Rihanna did not appear at the 2012 People's Choice Awards held at the Nokia Theater in LA.  Very shocking, indeed!  She chose instead to sit court-side at the Miami Heat vs. LA Lakers game...

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Katie Perry's Divorce A 'Gift'

Funny story: Katie Perry's Divorce A 'Gift'

"God works in mysterious ways -- and our baby girl has seen the light...Amen" says Katie Perry's parents.  They have been praying day and night for her divorce from the meek, Russell Branded.   "God has filled the rafters of our church, hallelujah re...

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Kardishian Sisters Get 'Dolled-Up'

Funny story: Kardishian Sisters Get 'Dolled-Up'

Kimee, Khloee and Kourtnee Kardishian are about to get all dolled up. Literally! A source tells Star Talk Weekly that Matt-Tell will immortalize these super deluxe mega sisters via an upcoming limited-edition 'Boobie' line that "will reflect the g...

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Angelena Rumoured To Be 'Outraged'

Funny story: Angelena Rumoured To Be 'Outraged'

The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a sham wow bang. Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brat Pitt, Angelena Jolies and Jennifur Anistan to new extreme heights, Star Talk claims Ange flew out the door and temporarily left Brat after f...

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LiLo 'Bares All' For 'Playtime'

Funny story: LiLo 'Bares All' For 'Playtime'

Hug Halfner believes Lindsay Lohand's Marilyn Monroe - themed Playtime pictoral will knock the new issue right off the shelf - a keepsake for the Lil-Lo desperadoes  proving some people just cant get enough of the 'Some Like It Hot' look-a-like maide...

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'Toronto' Mayor Rob Ford Gets Into The 'Eggnog'

Funny story: 'Toronto' Mayor Rob Ford Gets Into The 'Eggnog'

Early Christmas morning, police were summoned to the suburban 'castle' of Mayor Rob Ford about a reported serious domestic dispute. It was the second such call in many months for the popular 'potty mouthed prince'. On Oct. 25, less than 15 hours a...

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'Mad Max Mel' Gives His Brave Heart

Funny story: 'Mad Max Mel' Gives His Brave Heart

Mel Givson's ex-wife has been awarded half his $850 million fortune in their final divorce settlement, according to Trudy Worthington of the 'Hollywood Now Reporter'. The actor is now officially a hard core cussing and very unhappy single man afte...

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