After Sunday's embarrassing performance to the Eagles, the Techno Viking challenged Dallas quarterback Tony Romo to a 50-yard line dance off.
With all his dignity already stripped, Tony had nothing to lose by accepting the challenge.
Karnataka, India - system engineer, Anjali Rao has discovered the protocol on which the spiritual word communicates.
Not unlike existing Transmission Control Protocol / internet protocol (TCP/IP), Anjali states there is a "soul control protocol"...
CUPERTINO, CA-New England native and longtime iPhone owner Jeorge Ballad Cole claims that Steve Jobs spoke to him through SIRI.
In familiarizing himself with SIRI, Jeorge decided to ask "Where is Steve Jobs?" SIRI replied "I don't see 'Steve Jobs...
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