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Funny story: First ever Net Meeting Mexican Wave

First ever Net Meeting Mexican Wave

London, United Kingdom. A new phenomenon was witnessed today. For the first time a group of people on a conference call Net Meeting successfully attempted a sustainable Virtual Mexican Wave. The event was on a sales incentive call by...
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Funny story: BT slams mis-spelling

BT slams mis-spelling

Telecoms giant BT has today (Wedendsday) joined wiv influuenshal consumer groups, parliamentarianians and fowsands of UK customers in calling for the tellecoms industry to put an end to the continuing problem of tellecoms mis-spelling.
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Funny story: Identity of BT Bidder Revealed

Identity of BT Bidder Revealed

Shares in the UK telecommunications giant BT Group rose this morning four per cent on reports that the ex government owned utility could soon become a takeover target.
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Funny story: MacRae admits Six Bellies could leave

MacRae admits Six Bellies could leave

The Old One Two chairman Sir Kerr MacRae admits he could lose the huge necked sensation Richard Six Bellies Adams next month.
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Funny story: Korean Manufacturer Debuts Lightsabre

Korean Manufacturer Debuts Lightsabre

Samsung, the leading electronics manufacturer has announced today that it has successfully developed a fully working Lightsabre.
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Funny story: Siebel eats its own CFO

Siebel eats its own CFO

Following the recent departure of their relatively new CEO, Siebel systems announced today that the senior board had elected to devour the current CFO as retribution for the previously announced poor fiscal performance last quarter.
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Funny story: Prostitution Awareness Week

Prostitution Awareness Week

Put your Daughters on the Game Week is celebrating its 11th Anniversary during the week commencing 7th March 2005 and will once again be rolled out across the country. During this week the organisers will proudly welcome predominantly girls,...
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Funny story: Satan Causes Chaos in Guildford

Satan Causes Chaos in Guildford

Ailing Pope John Paul the second caused considerable controversy and mild disruption at the Friars Shopping Centre today when he announced that Satan was amongst us. The hoarse pontiff, who has been hospitalised for some weeks now made the shock anno...
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Funny story: Anglican rift grows over Powertool row

Anglican rift grows over Powertool row

Anglican leaders have asked the US and Canadian Churches to withdraw from a key council temporarily because of their Failiure to return some electric hedge trimmers. They want the North American Churches to "consider their place within the Angli...
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Funny story: Vatican reports new Pope Flu case

Vatican reports new Pope Flu case

The Vatican has reported its first case of Pope flu to affect a human in more than three days...
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Funny story: Astronomers Find Absolutely Nothing.

Astronomers Find Absolutely Nothing.

Astronomers say they have discovered an object that appears to be nothing at all made almost entirely of dark matter.
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Funny story: Goodwin Breaks His Duck

Goodwin Breaks His Duck

Old One Two sweeper and all round newcomer Keith Goodwin broke his lucky china duck just before last weeks game against the controversial Blunderers Babes, it emerged today. The Duck which he had kept safe since childhood fell off his dashboar...
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Funny story: Da Vinci Code Sequel Revealed

Da Vinci Code Sequel Revealed

Literary legend, phenomenon and number one best selling author Dan Brown today unveiled the plot of the sequel to his historically successful novel "The Da Vinci Code". Fans will be pleased to hear that the erudite Robert Langdon return...
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Funny story: Pope Idol 2005

Pope Idol 2005

With the hints made by the Vatican today of the potential retirement of Pope John Paul due to his numerous health problems, the council...
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Funny story: Pope Seeks New Role

Pope Seeks New Role

The Vatican has said Pope John Paul will remain in hospital for a few more days, as he decided to rest up whilst his upholstered wheelchair is sent back to FIAT for its annual service.
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Funny story: Glue Comes Unstuck

Glue Comes Unstuck

Twelve goals in just two games have now sped past the Old One Two's beleaguered goalkeeper fuelling reports that he is considering retirement. Player Manager Sir Kerr MacRae has repeatedly supported the rotund keeper who last years ball stoppi...
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Funny story: Mystery Surrounds Draw

Mystery Surrounds Draw

The Old One Two battled to a one all draw against the The Old Blundering Blundonian Blunderers 23rd Eleven in last nights Cromer league clash of the portly. The strong Old One Two supporters were amazed to see a team turn out excluding both "...
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Funny story: Bit of Iraq Missing

Bit of Iraq Missing

Nearly 350 square Miles of Iraq have vanished from a heavily guarded sector of the country, the UN says.
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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