London, United Kingdom. A new phenomenon was witnessed today. For the first time a group of people on a conference call Net Meeting successfully attempted a sustainable Virtual Mexican Wave. The event was on a sales incentive call by...
Telecoms giant BT has today (Wedendsday) joined wiv influuenshal consumer groups, parliamentarianians and fowsands of UK customers in calling for the tellecoms industry to put an end to the continuing problem of tellecoms mis-spelling.
Shares in the UK telecommunications giant BT Group rose this morning four per cent on reports that the ex government owned utility could soon become a takeover target.
The Old One Two chairman Sir Kerr MacRae admits he could lose the huge necked sensation Richard Six Bellies Adams next month.
Samsung, the leading electronics manufacturer has announced today that it has successfully developed a fully working Lightsabre.
Following the recent departure of their relatively new CEO, Siebel systems announced today that the senior board had elected to devour the current CFO as retribution for the previously announced poor fiscal performance last quarter.
Put your Daughters on the Game Week is celebrating its 11th Anniversary during the week commencing 7th March 2005 and will once again be rolled out across the country. During this week the organisers will proudly welcome predominantly girls,...
Ailing Pope John Paul the second caused considerable controversy and mild disruption at the Friars Shopping Centre today when he announced that Satan was amongst us. The hoarse pontiff, who has been hospitalised for some weeks now made the shock anno...
Anglican leaders have asked the US and Canadian Churches to withdraw from a key council temporarily because of their Failiure to return some electric hedge trimmers. They want the North American Churches to "consider their place within the Angli...
The Vatican has reported its first case of Pope flu to affect a human in more than three days...
Astronomers say they have discovered an object that appears to be nothing at all made almost entirely of dark matter.
Old One Two sweeper and all round newcomer Keith Goodwin broke his lucky china duck just before last weeks game against the controversial Blunderers Babes, it emerged today. The Duck which he had kept safe since childhood fell off his dashboar...
Literary legend, phenomenon and number one best selling author Dan Brown today unveiled the plot of the sequel to his historically successful novel "The Da Vinci Code". Fans will be pleased to hear that the erudite Robert Langdon return...
With the hints made by the Vatican today of the potential retirement of Pope John Paul due to his numerous health problems, the council...
The Vatican has said Pope John Paul will remain in hospital for a few more days, as he decided to rest up whilst his upholstered wheelchair is sent back to FIAT for its annual service.
Twelve goals in just two games have now sped past the Old One Two's beleaguered goalkeeper fuelling reports that he is considering retirement. Player Manager Sir Kerr MacRae has repeatedly supported the rotund keeper who last years ball stoppi...
The Old One Two battled to a one all draw against the The Old Blundering Blundonian Blunderers 23rd Eleven in last nights Cromer league clash of the portly. The strong Old One Two supporters were amazed to see a team turn out excluding both "...
Nearly 350 square Miles of Iraq have vanished from a heavily guarded sector of the country, the UN says.