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Funny story:  Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip

Who got to Gronk? When the chips at Las Vegas casinos were ready to throw themselves at Gronk, he has bailed out of that trip to Hedonism. Wiser heads may have told the overgrown man-child it was time to learn that the Promised Land was not out...
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Funny story:  Gronk & Edelman Take Off for Vegas with Stowaways

Gronk & Edelman Take Off for Vegas with Stowaways

Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman know how to plan a weekend. They threw open the door and seats on a private jet to Las Vegas to any fan with the wherewithal to pay for the privilege. Four fans will be allowed to party as a prep to Gronk's impend...
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Funny story:  Gronk's Backside is Against the Wall

Gronk's Backside is Against the Wall

How long has Gronk had a weak back? Oh, about a week back. After a career going arm-in-arm with fellow tight end Aaron Hernandez, Gronk appears to be going back-to-back with doctors. Now we have heard the rumor that the ill-fated superstar of t...
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Funny story:  Ochocinco Down for the Count

Ochocinco Down for the Count

Is there such a thing as bad publicity to a man who never met a public event that could embarrass him? Fame may be a narcotic to some types of exhibitionists, like Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. Then, there is the NFL pariah who claims he acts...
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Funny story:  Flopsy LeBron Plays Goliath on TV

Flopsy LeBron Plays Goliath on TV

LeBron James has met his match. Not since David went after Goliath has a big man found himself outmanned and undermanned. For the second time in the playoffs, little Nate Robinson who started his career in the Munchkin League has taken on the pers...
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Funny story:  Freaks, Geeks, & Rajon Rondo

Freaks, Geeks, & Rajon Rondo

We've heard tell there is a three-toed sloth out there, but the most amazing creature from the blogosphere is now the legendary six-fingered Rondo. According to various reports, Celtics Rajon Rondo (often thought to have extraterrestrial powers) a...
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Funny story:  Career Counseling in Order for Daniel Bard

Career Counseling in Order for Daniel Bard

Mired in the lowly minors, once impressive and future closer Daniel Bard continues to slide into oblivion. After a second season of nightmares has begun, the Red Sox may want to call in the therapists that specialize in mind games, not physical on...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Suffer from Junk DNA

Red Sox Suffer from Junk DNA

Before you get your knickers in a twist, we will not expose the Red Sox junk this time. Science has just learned that the Boston baseball team has over 98% of useless DNA. Most teams like the Yankees have cut their useless DNA to a minimum, but th...
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Funny story:  Boston Bruins: Cinderfellas with Glass Skates

Boston Bruins: Cinderfellas with Glass Skates

Like Cinderella at the Ball, the Boston Bruins have lost their glass slipper, and slipped on their fat ass. Some fans might say the Bruins were never ready to meet Prince Charming's Stanley Cup after this dropped puck at the ball. If misery likes...
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Funny story:  A Plague on Fenway Park

A Plague on Fenway Park

If self-immolation were an option, the Red Sox would lead the charge with a lit match. The latest victim of self-destruction hurdled himself headlong into the right field wall in a valiant (and some might say foolhardy) effort. Shane Victorino, al...
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Funny story:  The Remarkable Mr. LeBron James

The Remarkable Mr. LeBron James

When superstars flop, the NBA turns a blind eye. LeBron James has help in building his legend of being an invincible superstar at the peak of his powers when the referees side with him on every call. Alas, LeBron seems to be the last one who ha...
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Funny story:  Deleting the Expletives of Big Papi David Ortiz

Deleting the Expletives of Big Papi David Ortiz

After playing the best baseball seen in these parts in years and years, the Red Sox have fallen back to earth. If you ask David Ortiz, the master of smutty talk, you'd receive a four-letter response. Alas, as the last bastion of expletive deleted...
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Funny story:  Black Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

Black Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

The word out of Foxboro lately is black smoke. Cardinal Bill Belichick is leading the conclave, and he has chosen not to elect Tim Tebow to the team. Tebow was never a serious contender for the Patriots' big job, which is tied up for the foreseeab...
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Funny story:  Gronk Meets Mack the Knife

Gronk Meets Mack the Knife

Like Typhoid Mary, Rob Gronkowski appears to be a walking infection. Next time you have an opportunity to kiss Gronk, you may want to walk away, better off unsatisfied. If you prefer to shake his hand, you may want to wear plastic gloves. Grant...
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Funny story:  Blake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland

Blake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland

No sooner was the Boston Celtic playoff season over than the Silly Season began. Let it be noted that we had a slight brain orgasm over the trade rumor that would send Blake Griffin to Boston. We have visions of sugarplum fairies dancing in our he...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Won't Horse Around at Kentucky Derby

Tom Brady Won't Horse Around at Kentucky Derby

Each year now Tom Brady puts together an elite group of former Patriots who go to the Kentucky Derby with him. Usually Tom has an opportunity to sport his latest hairdo and don his most fancy tie and coat, all in an effort to avoid looking like a...
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Funny story:  Tracking Down the Vote Against LeBron

Tracking Down the Vote Against LeBron

Miami Heat fans are naturally incensed and hot under the collar because some unknown sports expert and insider chose to NOT vote for LeBron James as the NBA MVP of 2012-13. This was the fourth time LeBron has won the award, putting him in elite co...
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Funny story:  Old Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics

Old Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics

Let's count the ways Danny Ainge can blow up the Celtics. No matter what hard-nosed plan the GM may create, nothing could match the grit the face of the Celtics displayed at the end. In the end they collapsed into a field of rubble, like New Hamps...
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SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
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