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Funny story: Famous Couples Rival Ted Cruz and Carly

Famous Couples Rival Ted Cruz and Carly

In the world of entertainment politics, Ted Cruz continues to clear every room he enters. We have seen Ted Cruz lookalikes everywhere we turn nowadays, and the idea is not comforting. Recently, Jerry Springer brought forth a woman who looks like s...
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Funny story: Red Sox Special Diet Plan for Pablo Sandoval

Red Sox Special Diet Plan for Pablo Sandoval

Pablo Sandoval has gone to the Disabled List. He may have gone to the dogs. He may have gone mad. In any respect, the Red Sox will not play him for at least two weeks. They are hoping his Inflate-gut will subside. The Red Sox master plan is for...
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Funny story: A Day in Fairyland with Drake, Odell, & Gronk

A Day in Fairyland with Drake, Odell, & Gronk

FAIRYLAND, USA--When Edna St. Vincent Millay visited author Somerset Maugham at his South of France estate, she was flabbergasted, and reported told Maugham, "You have created Fairyland." Move over, Maugham. Odell Beckham, Jr., is not about to be...
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Funny story: Gronk Sets Up a Dunk for Tom Brady

Gronk Sets Up a Dunk for Tom Brady

NEW ENGLAND--When you blow into a conch, you never know what wild animals will show up. Earlier this week Tom Brady summoned his receivers by the time-tested method that won favor in The Lord of the Flies. It was also a means to gather the media i...
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Funny story: Red Sox & Patriots on Verge of First MLB/NFL Trade

Red Sox & Patriots on Verge of First MLB/NFL Trade

The Fat Man won't be singing the National Anthem on Opening Day for MLB. The Red Sox announced they would not play the most overweight player of the season during the upcoming week. Pablo Sandoval apparently did win the starting job at third base...
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Funny story: NFL Owner Gives Headaches, Not Aspirin

NFL Owner Gives Headaches, Not Aspirin

The risk of taking a baby aspirin is as dangerous as owning an NFL franchise. Scientists ought to spend billions to learn what owner Jim Irsay of the Indy Colts already knows. Yes, it appears that being a member of the billionaire bozo club is not...
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Funny story: Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

DATELINE: Patriots Country - Over at our country club on the bay, we all know the importance of having a motorboat in excellent condition for summer cruising. To our surprise, a rather busty woman (on the order of Anita Ekberg or Jayne Mansfield)...
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Funny story: Boston Celtics Crotch Problem

Boston Celtics Crotch Problem

Marcus Smart of the Celtics has a Crotch Problem. Star basketball player Smart was fined $15,000 for an obscene gesture aimed at the referees. Please, don't shoot with that itchy trigger finger. In a world of endless and myriad ways to convey a...
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Funny story: Oscar Selects Best Remake of Year

Oscar Selects Best Remake of Year

If you bothered to watch the colorblind Oscars hosted by Chris Rock, you saw a case in assuaging one's racist past. As Rock pointed out, Oscar has showcased 71 years out of 88 without a black acting nominee. Since there are many excellent black ac...
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Funny story: Tom Brady to Run for President

Tom Brady to Run for President

Expecting to be inflated again by the courts this week, Tom Brady will be able to run for President. For all those nay-sayers, Tom is old enough to be POTUS. Others think he hasn't a POTUS to plant flowers in. Sports fans probably don't have a...
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Funny story: Whitey Bulger Does Hard Time

Whitey Bulger Does Hard Time

Whitey Bulger has added to his criminal resume. In case you missed the blaring headlines in the Boston newspapers and online, we want to make certain you heard that Whitey Bulger has been sent to solitary confinement. It appears the 85-year old in...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Botoxed - Tom, we hardly knew ye.

Tom Brady Botoxed - Tom, we hardly knew ye.

There may be many ways to deal with one's 39th birthday-or Deflategate fallout. Take New England Patriot superstar Tom Brady, for instance. He apparently accompanied his wife to Paris sometime this year for a secret rendezvous with the best face w...
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Funny story: Jack Spratt Not on Boston Red Sox Roster - Inflate-gut: Boston's Latest Sports Scandal

Jack Spratt Not on Boston Red Sox Roster - Inflate-gut: Boston's Latest Sports Scandal

We have gone from Deflategate to Inflategut. Tom Brady never let the air out of the ball, and Pablo Sandoval never missed a meal. Yep, Pablo Sandoval has violated the league rules by playing with overly inflated high-cal dinners, breakfasts, and...
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Funny story: Lizzie Borden: A Soulmate for Aaron Hernandez

Lizzie Borden: A Soulmate for Aaron Hernandez

FALL RIVER, MA- In court the alleged killer looked angelic, like another killer who dominated the news in the same jurisdiction a century ago. Aaron Hernandez was in a Fall River, Mass., courtroom, and he looked dapper and svelte in a blue tie and...
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Funny story: Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.
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Funny story: Tom Brady's Playbook Looks Like His Songbook

Tom Brady's Playbook Looks Like His Songbook

ON THE ROAD TO PALOOKAVILLE- The New England Patriots hit the road again this weekend, Jack, and they may come back to Foxboro no more like an undefeated team. Week after week they have defied the odds and the oddsmakers. Some of their luck is owe...
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Funny story: Red Sox Dyspepsia if Cleveland Comes to Town

Red Sox Dyspepsia if Cleveland Comes to Town

FENWAY PARK REVISITED- When it comes to opponents, we want the Boston Red Sox to play the Cleveland Indians. Perhaps it is a cream pie in the face for Red Sox ownership and will not happen in a world where fixed games are the norm. An Indians-R...
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Funny story: Dinner for 9 at 9 with #9, Thanks to Rajon Rondo

Dinner for 9 at 9 with #9, Thanks to Rajon Rondo

GARDEN PARTY ON FOOD CHANNEL- The most elegant repast at the end of summer celebrated the start of Fall. Not since the Fall of the Roman Empire has there been such decadence in Boston. The Boston Celtics may have the biggest fall cuisine of any te...
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