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Funny story:  Lizzie Borden: A Soulmate for Aaron Hernandez

Lizzie Borden: A Soulmate for Aaron Hernandez

FALL RIVER, MA- In court the alleged killer looked angelic, like another killer who dominated the news in the same jurisdiction a century ago. Aaron Hernandez was in a Fall River, Mass., courtroom, and he looked dapper and svelte in a blue tie and...
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Funny story:  Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.
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Funny story:  Tom Brady's Playbook Looks Like His Songbook

Tom Brady's Playbook Looks Like His Songbook

ON THE ROAD TO PALOOKAVILLE- The New England Patriots hit the road again this weekend, Jack, and they may come back to Foxboro no more like an undefeated team. Week after week they have defied the odds and the oddsmakers. Some of their luck is owe...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Dyspepsia if Cleveland Comes to Town

Red Sox Dyspepsia if Cleveland Comes to Town

FENWAY PARK REVISITED- When it comes to opponents, we want the Boston Red Sox to play the Cleveland Indians. Perhaps it is a cream pie in the face for Red Sox ownership and will not happen in a world where fixed games are the norm. An Indians-R...
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Funny story:  Dinner for 9 at 9 with #9, Thanks to Rajon Rondo

Dinner for 9 at 9 with #9, Thanks to Rajon Rondo

GARDEN PARTY ON FOOD CHANNEL- The most elegant repast at the end of summer celebrated the start of Fall. Not since the Fall of the Roman Empire has there been such decadence in Boston. The Boston Celtics may have the biggest fall cuisine of any te...
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Funny story:  Rajon Rondo Returns for Another Season

Rajon Rondo Returns for Another Season

BOSTON TD GARDEN, EAST OF EDEN- Boston Celtics media day is always an event filled with superfluous details, except to the trained alchemist eye that knows how to turn dross into gold. Rajon Rondo is back in rare form. He knocked the cockeyed p...
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Funny story:  Flowers Portend Patriot Future

Flowers Portend Patriot Future

PEACHTREE, ATLANTA- Playing in an igloo with Mattie Ice could be a chilling experience for Bill Belichick's hothouse flowers. The New England Patriots may be ripe for the plucking. Flores por los muertos? You may have a bunch soon. Experts and...
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Funny story:  Attack of OJ Simpson: 21st Century Cookie Monster

Attack of OJ Simpson: 21st Century Cookie Monster

A brazen prison crime has been perpetrated and the perp is a familiar monster of folklore. Put the notion of overweight James Cagney calling for his "Ma!" in a one-man prison riot in the movie White Heat. This is another fat inmate doing a Pillsb...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Laments His Lack of a Nickname

Tom Brady Laments His Lack of a Nickname

NO NAME SALOON, FOXBORO, MASS.- At his press conference this week, Tom Brady lamented the fact that Matt Ryan of the Atlanta Falcons has a "sweet" nickname, and Tom felt somewhat left out of the affectionate handle game. Matt Ryan, formerly of Bos...
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Funny story:  Boston Celtics Name Game

Boston Celtics Name Game

What's in an NBA name for the Boston Celtics? The NBA usually has a better idea to improve the game, but not this time. They want to allow players to put a nickname on the back of their jersey. Obviously this opens up a can of worms. Indeed, so...
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Funny story:  Gronk-a-Doodle-Doo

Gronk-a-Doodle-Doo

BEHIND THE BARN AT GILLETTE STADIUM- With Rob Gronkowski out for the third week of the season, the best we can hope for is an amusing TV commercial featuring Gronk. This week we took in Gronk as spokesperson for a local coffee and donut chain. It'...
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Funny story:  Patriots & Red Sox: Trading Places

Patriots & Red Sox: Trading Places

LEXINGTON, CONCORD, & FOXBORO - Boston sports fans face the unbelievable and the incredible. Their two premier sports franchises, the Patriots and the Red Sox, have swapped situations. It's like that bad movie Trading Places with Eddie Murphy...
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Funny story:  A World Series to Savor: Red Sox Against Dodgers?

A World Series to Savor: Red Sox Against Dodgers?

Unlike the Los Angeles Dodgers, another former last place team with a payroll to choke a horse, the Red Sox wore T-shirts that said, "We Own the East" and celebrated their first-place finish with a typical spray of shaken champagne. Blowing the co...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Hair Today Growing by the Bushel

Red Sox Hair Today Growing by the Bushel

PESKY'S BARBER'S POLE/FENWAY PARK- Blood, sweat, and beards, is a paraphrase of Winston Churchill. We see it on T-shirts worn by the players. The fans wore fake beards to the ballpark this week to show their folly and follicle spirit. The Bost...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady's Tiddlywinks Mess

Tom Brady's Tiddlywinks Mess

GILLETTE STADIUM, NEXT TO TOM BRADY'S CUP- Tom Brady disparaged Tiddlywinks at his weekly press conference by suggesting football was a real job and a real sport-unlike the age-old game of Tiddlywinks. International gamesters who enjoy Tiddlywinks...
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Funny story:  Belichick-Fearing Patriots Turn into Fraidy Cats

Belichick-Fearing Patriots Turn into Fraidy Cats

BACK ALLEY/GILLETTE STADIUM - The New England Patriots are running scared. They are also passing scared. Unfortunately, the Pats have everything to fear, including fear itself. The New England team has had a string of bad luck, and a string of bad...
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Funny story:  Amendola Treated by Witch Doctors & Voodoo Experts

Amendola Treated by Witch Doctors & Voodoo Experts

GILLETTE STADIUM NEXT TO LOURDES - Robert Kraft has spared no expense in finding a way to put Danny Amendola back on the field as soon as possible. The Patriots have decided to use alternative methods of medicine, usually seen in the New England a...
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Funny story:  Brandon Lloyd Suffers Side Effects from the After Effect

Brandon Lloyd Suffers Side Effects from the After Effect

GILLETTE STADIUM/ZOMBIELAND- The truth is indeed out there for Patriot fans. Now the real reason that Brandon Lloyd refused to return to the Patriots has been revealed. Yes, rumors are accurate. Brandon Lloyd has gone zombie. Having retired from t...
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