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Funny story: Bank Of America Is Bullied By Recent College Graduate Single-Handedly And Overturns Stupidity

Bank Of America Is Bullied By Recent College Graduate Single-Handedly And Overturns Stupidity

WASHINGTON DC - Recent college graduate Molly Katchpole who not only is broke like a joke but also an aspiring politician earned her ticket to the White House when she single-handedly pulled the nations second largest bank's hands out of her pockets...
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Funny story: NBA Player Loses First Month of Paycheck Moves Into Mom's House And Has To Sleep In His Childhood Bed

NBA Player Loses First Month of Paycheck Moves Into Mom's House And Has To Sleep In His Childhood Bed

NEW YORK CITY - Whether it's true or not that half of the NBA players are starving, one thing's for sure, twenty-five year old New York Knick unemployed backup guard to the backup guard Andy Rautins is moving back to mom's house. "I'm not happy ha...
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Funny story: Third Herman Cain Accuser Willing To Talk For Girl Scout Cookies

Third Herman Cain Accuser Willing To Talk For Girl Scout Cookies

VIRGINIA - At a campaign stop at Alexandria, Virginia, where people are simply happy to eat their Thomas Jefferson Liberty popsicles and be on their merry way, reporters swarmed Herman Cain and pelted him with questions about accuser number three's a...
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Funny story: Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

WASHINGTON DC - Although First Lady Michelle Obama has tried her hardest to keep the Halloween costumes that her daughters have chosen a secret, Sasha and Malia have committed to wearing Bo to their classrooms on Monday, October 31st. Traditional...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it. On...
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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. On Recess Until The Snow Passes By

Occupy Wall St. On Recess Until The Snow Passes By

NEW YORK CITY - In an unprecedented gesture, protestors whom have been dedicating their time, treasure, and Twitter pages for the last several months to voicing their incoherent messages to Wall St. bankers, American politicians, and in-laws have dec...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann In A Last Bid To Save Her GOP Presidential Bid Endorses Cloud Services For All

Michele Bachmann In A Last Bid To Save Her GOP Presidential Bid Endorses Cloud Services For All

GEORGIA - In an unassuming presidential race, GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann has officially endorsed Cloud Services for every American citizen who pays taxes when eating hot dogs at sports stadium during post-season play. According t...
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Funny story: Former President George W. Bush Gets Egged At Annual White House Halloween Party

Former President George W. Bush Gets Egged At Annual White House Halloween Party

WASHINGTON DC - It is considered to be the biggest presidential holiday party since President Thomas Jefferson unofficially declared Halloween to be the unofficial president's holiday. Since then the party has traditionally included candy, costumes o...
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Funny story: Herman Cain Gains Popularity While Mrs. Herman Cain Calls Husband PeeWee

Herman Cain Gains Popularity While Mrs. Herman Cain Calls Husband PeeWee

SOUTH DAKOTA - First, Herman Cain changed his tax plan from 9-9-9 to 9-0-9. Then Herman Cain's chief of staff, Mark Block, who loves the way smoke feels on his mustache, is shown smoking a cigarette in a political commercial. Then Herman Cain promise...
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Funny story: Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

ST. LOUIS - You win some and you lose some. But when the 2011 Major League Baseball World Series was finished, baseball fans were relieved that they did not have to continue hearing about what player did what in game so and so and who was distracted...
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Funny story: Netflix Cancels Its Subscriptions To Itself

Netflix Cancels Its Subscriptions To Itself

CALIFORNIA - In what people are calling the most shocking revelation known to mail order products and services, the United States Post Office has reported that Netflix has just canceled its subscription to itself. Post Office employee Jack Ripper...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Doctor In Jeopardy Of Losing His Medical License And His Name Changed to Michael Jackson Doctor

Michael Jackson Doctor In Jeopardy Of Losing His Medical License And His Name Changed to Michael Jackson Doctor

LOS ANGELES - As the involuntary manslaughter trial of Michael Jackson's personal physician continues, the defense team have been increasingly fearful not about the loss of medical license or possible jail time of eternity, but that the doctor's name...
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Funny story: NFL Wide Receiver Terrell Owens Rather Start A Clothing Line Than Play Arena Football

NFL Wide Receiver Terrell Owens Rather Start A Clothing Line Than Play Arena Football

LOS ANGELES - "Hell no! I won't go!" was how the unemployed and former NFL football player Terrell Owens first responded when an arena football team offered $400 a week with no vacation and two days of sick time. The Arena Football League, widely...
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Funny story: First Time Ever In World Series History That A Seventh Game Is Necessary Since 2002

First Time Ever In World Series History That A Seventh Game Is Necessary Since 2002

ST. LOUIS - Baseball analysts have called it the best series their eyes have ever seen. Commissioner Bud Selig will be paid a time and a half for the very first time. Fox Network touched their nose with their tongue and poked fun at TBS on Facebook.
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Funny story: Herman Cain Promises To Make Memories For America Fresh and Produce and Smokey

Herman Cain Promises To Make Memories For America Fresh and Produce and Smokey

GEORGIA - It's been one week since the last GOP debate embarrassed Americans politically with the choice of its GOP candidates. It's been less than twenty-four hours that Herman Cain and team decided to do something about it. The Cain team has co...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama and Colonel Muammar Gadddafi Shared The Same Birthday

President Barack Obama and Colonel Muammar Gadddafi Shared The Same Birthday

WASHINGTON D.C. - In what is being deemed the worst timing for a political coincidence for some, it is also being dubbed a conspiracy too close to comfort for others. When the news broke world wide that Colonel Gaddafi was captured and allegedly s...
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Funny story: Apple's Steve Jobs Poster Might Become A Modern Mona Lisa with Moving Eyes and Everything

Apple's Steve Jobs Poster Might Become A Modern Mona Lisa with Moving Eyes and Everything

STEVE JOBS - As the family, friends, and Apple geniuses continue to mourn the passing of America's beloved Steve Jobs, there is a cultural phenomenon reshaping the art world. In his passing, Apple CEO Tim Cook decided to post a picture of Steve J...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Losing Customers By The Hour But According To GroupOn Customes Prefer Discounts

Britney Spears Losing Customers By The Hour But According To GroupOn Customes Prefer Discounts

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears, one of the first pop divas in America since Sam Adams started keeping track of the Diva list and when Donald Trump bought out the pageants of the world so he can pick and choose his mistresses by the year, is apparently...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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