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CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

Funny story: CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

Scientists at CERN today announced that they had discovered the Satan particle, which has the same mass and spin as the God particle, but opposite charge. When a God particle and a Satan particle collide, the two annihilate each other and energy is r...

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You'd better watch out - Santa's packing heat!

Funny story: You'd better watch out - Santa's packing heat!

The War on Christmas took a bizarre new twist when Santa Claus turned up heavily armed at a gun club in Scottsdale, Arizona, on Monday. "I'm sick of being the nice guy, the soft touch," Santa declared. From now on, if you're naughty, forget coal -...

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The True Spirit of Christmas: Pepper Spray!

Funny story: The True Spirit of Christmas: Pepper Spray!

The annual War on Christmas has already taken its toll this year, with atheist billboards going up next to highways across the country, shocking the sensibilities of Christians on their way to Wal-Mart. But some Christians have found a way to fight b...

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Michigan legislature passes law allowing Christians to rob banks

Funny story: Michigan legislature passes law allowing Christians to rob banks

Fresh from their triumph in passing a law which allows Christian students in Michigan public schools to bully gay students in the name of Jesus, Michigan legislators are eager to extend the concept to other crimes. "Currently, we have laws against...

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God chickens out of debating Richard Dawkins

Funny story: God chickens out of debating Richard Dawkins

God has refused to debate Richard Dawkins, citing the following passage from "The God Delusion": "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-...

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God apologizes for massive loss of life

In an emotional interview, God, the Supreme Ruler of the universe, has tearfully apologized for the massive loss of life that occurred on his watch during the last ten years. Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes and terrorist attacks have claimed hun...

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The Missing Sock Problem

Funny story: The Missing Sock Problem

For several decades, Secular Humanists have been brainwashing public schoolchildren with the godless, atheistic theory of evolution. Meanwhile, the scientific establishment has been engaged in a massive conspiracy to keep the truth about evolution fr...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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