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Funny story: Western Australia Declares Martial Law

Western Australia Declares Martial Law

We're having to whisper this story from Perth Western Australia, as none of us is safe. The city has been taken over by police and military to make sure nobody lobs a meat pie at Her Majesty who's here for the CHOGM piss-up of unknown, backward Commo...
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Funny story: Aussie Prime Minister sits on the Queen's face

Aussie Prime Minister sits on the Queen's face

In breaking news, Julia Gillard the Australian Prime Minister has caused international furor by first refusing to curtsey to the Queen and then accidentally sitting on the Queen's face. The face-sitting incident happened at a dinner for Her Maj in...
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Funny story: The West Aussie government hunts killer sharks

The West Aussie government hunts killer sharks

Following the fatal attack on an American tourist by a Great White shark this week, the Western Australian government has legalized hunting and killing the type of Great Whites that pose a threat to human life. Camomile Aborhugger, a one-legged, a...
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Funny story: The Queen CHOGM's in Australia, ho hum

The Queen CHOGM's in Australia, ho hum

All over Australia people are breathing giant "ho hums" at the prospect of Her Maj visiting our mighty shores this week. The main reason for the visit, apart from getting some sunlight on her translucent Brit skin, is to attend the Commonwealth Heads...
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Funny story: Apple announces edible iPhone

Apple announces edible iPhone

From its Cupertino California Headquarters, Apple Corporation's Self-Philanthropic Division just announced the imminent release of its revolutionary product, an edible iPhone. Called the iFood, the new phone has two target markets. Spokesman Isa W...
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Funny story: The Pope caught shoplifting lingerie

The Pope caught shoplifting lingerie

Pope Benedictine XVI was today arrested after being caught on CCTV stealing ladies undergarments from exclusive Rome department store Il Condome. Head store detective Francino Goonisimo described today's events: "Belissimo, arriverderci, tagli...
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Funny story: Grand Theft Banker online game takes World #1 spot

Grand Theft Banker online game takes World #1 spot

In just 2 months since its release by Bankrupt America Online, the game Grand Theft Banker has become the most played online game on the planet. The game randomly simulates the payment of massive bonuses to senior bankers and floor traders in retu...
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Funny story: Banker with a conscience and heart discovered and buried

Banker with a conscience and heart discovered and buried

After 20 years of exploration by an international team of forensic anthropologists, a member of the banking industry has been discovered who had a conscience and beating heart. Team leader Digby Digdembones spoke from his cave in Cornwall UK today...
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Funny story: Moammar Gadhafi lands top banking job

Moammar Gadhafi lands top banking job

Moammar Gadhafi, former ruler of Libya, has emerged from hiding after his overthrow and has been appointed President of International Banking for Citibank's Middle Eastern Division. Chuck Ferkemall, Senior Senior President EMEA for Citibank explai...
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Funny story: Australian Prime Minister evicted following rave party

Australian Prime Minister evicted following rave party

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard and her partner Tim Mathieson have been evicted from The Lodge, their official residence in Canberra, after hosting a rave party that got out of control causing millions of dollars of damage. "Me and Tim was...
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Funny story: Julia Gillard patents her nod (nod, nod, nod)

Julia Gillard patents her nod (nod, nod, nod)

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has lodged a patent on her nod with the Australian Patents Office. Well known for her compulsive nodding, even when saying "No", Ms Gillard decided her nodding action can be commercialised. "There's a huge m...
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Funny story: Poverty Stricken Greeks to visit the Rings of Uranus

Poverty Stricken Greeks to visit the Rings of Uranus

In a bid to lift national spirits and world standing the Greek Government has announced plans to send a manned space ship to Uranus by 2020. Speaking from Athens, Greek Space Administration CEO Apollo Kakas made the announcement at a press confer...
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Funny story: Chopper Reid addresses the United Nations Security Council

Chopper Reid addresses the United Nations Security Council

In a last ditch effort to save her "Swap an Illegal" deal with Malaysia, Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has appointed Chopper Reid as Australia's Ambassador to the United Nations. This morning Chopper addressed the Security Council in...
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Funny story: Global financial crisis a 'banking error'

Global financial crisis a 'banking error'

President of the International Monetary Fund Patsy Laggard has admitted that the Global Financial Crisis is a banking error. Speaking from her Washington DC office Ms Laggard explained: "Mai oui, but yes, we are vereee soreee, we made a beeg...
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Funny story: Aussies trying to export their asylum seekers

Aussies trying to export their asylum seekers

The Australian Federal Government is asking everyone to pretend it's going to be OK to send asylum seekers who land illegally in Australia to Malaysia for processing. Australian Immigration Minister Chris Bowen said today: "Look, we know everyone...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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