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Funny story:  Major League Baseball fines fans

Major League Baseball fines fans

Cracking down on unauthorized discussions, Major League Baseball began fining fans having "unauthorized discussions" of the games. "It's right there in the disclaimer," said Roger "Happy" Garris, MLB's legal representative. " 'Any rebroadcast, re...
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Funny story:  Michele Bachmann: "Romney is Gay"

Michele Bachmann: "Romney is Gay"

GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann announced today that she has "indisputable proof" that co-candidate Mitch Romney is gay. "Just look at that hair," she said, "and those teeth. Nobody looks that good unless they're either a movie star o...
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Funny story:  Christie says "No" To Presidential Run

Christie says "No" To Presidential Run

At a press conference this afternoon, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie put the final nail in the coffin that he had put the final nail in last week by declaring he was not running for President of the Unites States. Reporters, like horny college...
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Funny story:  GOP's new job plan is out of this world

GOP's new job plan is out of this world

On the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Speaker of the House John Boehner and Republican Minority Leader Mitch McConnel outlined their plan to stimulate the economy and create new jobs. Among such controversial issues as not raising taxes on the u...
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Funny story:  Vikes Vow "No More Halftime Keggers"

Vikes Vow "No More Halftime Keggers"

A 3AM pity party turned into a press conference for one when Minnesota Vikings coach Leslie Frazier announced there would be no more halftime keg parties. "It's obviously interfering with our performance on the field," Frazier said. During the pr...
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Michael Moore's Latest Film in Current Previews

Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

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