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Funny story: Wal-Mart Test Marketing Cremation Chambers

Wal-Mart Test Marketing Cremation Chambers

Not to be outdone by Costco's announcement that it is selling coffins in two Chicago area stores, mass merchandise behemoth Wal-mart will be test marketing cremation chambers and sealable containers in three Wichita, Kansas area stores later this mon...
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Funny story: Girl Scouts Race To Get Saddam's Cookie Order

Girl Scouts Race To Get Saddam's Cookie Order

Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein spends his time in solitary confinement writing poems, tending a garden, reading the Koran and eating American muffins and cookies, a British newspaper has reported.
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Funny story: Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary

Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary

Alderson, West Virginia --- As a means of assuring my loyal family and friends of my well-being, I have decided to chronicle my day-to-day experiences here at Alderson. Warden Olivia Clayton, already a dear friend, has agreed to release my thoughts...
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Funny story: Clinton's Wife Passes Before Him In Near Death Experience

Clinton's Wife Passes Before Him In Near Death Experience

Former president Bill Clinton, recovering from quadruple bypass heart surgery this past weekend in New York, confirmed that he had a near death experience while on the operating table. "I looked up" he said in a telephone call to CNN's Larry King...
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Funny story: Kerry Promises Carter Cabinet Position -- Real Cabinets!

Kerry Promises Carter Cabinet Position -- Real Cabinets!

Boston [July 28] --- DNC spokesperson Marge O'Kane has confirmed that, if elected, President John Kerry will allow former president Jimmy Carter and volunteers for Habitat for Humanity to "have a go" at modernizing parts of the White House. "I d...
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Funny story: Cheney Picks Bush For 2004 Ticket

Cheney Picks Bush For 2004 Ticket

Gaithersburg, MD (July 7) --- Not to be outdone now that the Democratic ticket is in place, Vice President Dick Cheney announced early this morning that George Bush would once again join his ticket as the Republican presidential nominee. "He's a kno...
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Funny story: Sonny Bono Rewrote "Babe"; Predicted Own Death

Sonny Bono Rewrote "Babe"; Predicted Own Death

Palm Springs (July 6, 2004) --- Curators at the Sonny Bono Library in Palm Springs have discovered a rewrite of the 1965 hit, "I Got You Babe" tucked inside a menu from Bono's Restaurant, which he opened in the early 80s. Entitled "I Hit A Tree", th...
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Funny story: WORLD WAR I FLYING ACE SNOOPY RECALLED TO SERVE IN IRAQ

WORLD WAR I FLYING ACE SNOOPY RECALLED TO SERVE IN IRAQ

UNIONTOWN, PA (July 1) --- Snoopy, the legendary flying ace who fought the Red Baron in the clear blue skies over Germany during World War I, has been recalled to serve in Iraq along with about 5,600 other civilians who have either retired or were di...
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Funny story: SUPREME COURT MAY NOT BE RENEWED FOR 2004-2005 SEASON

SUPREME COURT MAY NOT BE RENEWED FOR 2004-2005 SEASON

Washington (June 30) --- As the United States Supreme Court finishes up its current term, word is already circulating that the Bush administration may not pick up its option for the 2004-2005 season. Movers and shakers in both government and the med...
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Funny story: FCC URGED TO FINE VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY FOR DECENCY VIOLATION

FCC URGED TO FINE VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY FOR DECENCY VIOLATION

Washington (June 29) - Under intense public pressure including a personal appeal from shock jock Howard Stern, the Federal Communications Commission is considering fining Vice-President Dick Cheney $275,000 for using the f-word in a conversation with...
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Funny story: Simon & Garfunkel Headline the Concert on Baghdad Island

Simon & Garfunkel Headline the Concert on Baghdad Island

In a surprise handover ceremony, at 10:26 a.m. (2:26 a.m. ET), Paul Bremer, calling himself the "ex-administrator" of the Coalition Provisional Authority, gave a leather-bound transfer document to Iraq's interim Prime Minister Ayad Alla...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart: Change National Terror Alert Colors

Martha Stewart: Change National Terror Alert Colors

NEW YORK (June 25) --- Domestication dominatrix Martha Stewart today called upon Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge to "get rid of those harsh, scary colors in the national terror alert system" and use instead softer, muted pastel shades that will...
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Funny story: Joel Sues Clinton Over "My Life" Memoirs Title

Joel Sues Clinton Over "My Life" Memoirs Title

Attorneys representing singer Billy Joel have filed suit in federal court claiming that the title of former President Bill Clinton memoirs, "My Life" is taken directly from Joel's 1978 hit song, "My Life".
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Funny story: Deluxe Limited Edition Clinton Memoirs to be Released End of the Month

Deluxe Limited Edition Clinton Memoirs to be Released End of the Month

NEW YORK (JUNE 22) - Even as shoppers line up outside bookstores to get their copy of "My Life", publisher Alfred A. Knopf has already announced that a deluxe edition will be available later this month featuring a cover photo of a pair of gray pinstr...
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Funny story: Charo To Replace Britney on Summer Tour

Charo To Replace Britney on Summer Tour

Already calling it the surprise entertainment event of the summer, promoters announced this morning that Spanish singer, dancer and actress Charo will replace Britney Spears on this summer's "Onyx Hotel Tour". After Ms. Spears injured herself on the...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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