Animal welfare groups warned yesterday that the streets of Britain may soon be virtually impassable as they become clogged with morbidly overweight pigeons.
According to bird and wildlife protectionist Percy Nobbleton, the flying rats' diet has ev...
Buckingham Palace has reluctantly admitted that a Royal Visit didn't feature Prince William or Kate Middleton, but in actual fact their waxwork replicas.
Suspicions were aroused when officials noticed the pair were unusually quiet and unco-operati...
ITV executives have confirmed that this year's X Factor winner will be given obscurity counselling to help them deal with the intense pressures of anonymity.
Producers of the show have taken this unusual step after a survey revealed that 80% of th...
The true extent of the financial crisis was highlighted yesterday by the announcement that Leeds will become home to the UK's first 'Cash4Child' outlet.
Based loosely on the ubiquitous gold merchants where hard-up punters sell inherited jewellery...
As part of an initiative to make education more relevant to modern day Britain, the government is to offer vocational training for potential Jeremy Kyle guests.
Education minister, Robert Smith-Smythe, told reporters who attended the launch exactl...
Experts warned yesterday that the economic crisis could see the return of a menace not seen on our streets for decades: the white dog turd.
The publicly-funded 'Study Into Potential Indicators Of Financial Disaster' found that during the 70's and...
Following David Cameron's passionate pleas at the Tory Conference, party leaders have come up with a way to instil 'can-do optimism' and 'bulldog spirit' into the British people: by re-enacting the Blitz.
In order to achieve the Government's targe...
A leaked report claims that MI6's role in the illicit transport of terror suspects was actually a misguided attempt to help people achieve their dreams of becoming the next Olly Murs.
Far from being complicit in the torture of those deemed a threa...
With the Dale Farm evictions in full swing, it emerged yesterday that many of the travellers have already set their sights on a new home: The International Space Station.
Recently, a Russian Soyuz rocket exploded just minutes after lift-off, destr...
Within the timespan of just one week, New York City was hit by not just an earthquake but also a hurricane.
Coincidence? Well, no, not according to the Reverend Orville Dick.
This often extreme, always controversial, ex-Florida resident wholehe...
According to a report released today, the world's supply of non-celebrities will be exhausted within the next ten years unless drastic action is taken now. The report, written by the Media Studies department of a respected London college, claims that...
In the wake of the riots that swept through Britain's cities, Daily Mail columnists, Richard Littlejohn and Jan Moir, are to attempt to break the record for high horse ascending.
"As I watched the violence unfold on my paid-for television," Moir,...