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Funny story: Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA - Bernie Madoff has taken umbrage to Rick Perry's comments that Social Security is a "Ponzi scheme". "As the architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in the world I find it extremely offensive that Perry could compare my inves...
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Funny story: "The Taking of Prince Charles" to air on UK's Channel 4

"The Taking of Prince Charles" to air on UK's Channel 4

LONDON - Seeking to capitalize on the success of their controversial docu-drama "The Taking of Prince Harry", the UK's Channel 4 is planning a sequel. In it Prince Charles visits Mexico on a benevolent mission, where he is abducted by a Mexican drug...
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Funny story: 750,000 hired to watch television

750,000 hired to watch television

WASHINGTON - In a ground-breaking move to cure the problem of unemployment the federal government has hired 750,000 unemployed workers to watch television. The ground-breaking move was the brain child of the Department of Labor, which decided that...
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Funny story: Round 1: Harry Ramsden's defeated by American gluttons

Round 1: Harry Ramsden's defeated by American gluttons

ORLANDO - Harry Ramsden's, the famous British fish and chip restaurant, "bit off more than it could chew" with their recent venture into the United States market. The landmark entry of Ramsden's into Walt Disney World at Orlando, Florida was accompan...
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Funny story: Green Food Color in Gas Doubles Exxon Market Share

Green Food Color in Gas Doubles Exxon Market Share

Capitalizing on the huge amount of publicity given to "green energy", oil giant Exxon has doubled its market share by using food dye to physically color its gasoline green. The move has been accompanied by a fanfare of publicity around Exxon's "Cl...
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Funny story: Libyan Townsmen Not Fooled by Giant Wooden Rabbit

Libyan Townsmen Not Fooled by Giant Wooden Rabbit

Bani-Walid, Libya - Citizens defending this stronghold of Muammar Ghadaffi thwarted a recent plot by members of the National Transitional Council (NTC) to infiltrate their city with a giant wooden rabbit. The rabbit, owned by the BBC, had been in...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

The Tea Party has failed to support Republican hopeful Herman Cain's plan for tax reform. The plan, which calls for a 9% personal income tax, 9% federal sales tax, and 9% corporate tax, is referred to as the "999" plan. Despite the fact that this...
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Funny story: Quantum Physics used to explain American Economy

Quantum Physics used to explain American Economy

Top government economists, borrowing from the field of quantum physics, have formulated a solution that is currently being implemented by Barack Obama to solve America's economic woes. Government economists suggest that our current crisis is being...
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Funny story: Obama to use Carpenters to Fix Nation's Bridges

Obama to use Carpenters to Fix Nation's Bridges

DETRIOT - Obama gave the American public a rousing speech on Monday revolving around the issue of unemployment, claiming that America has "numerous roads and bridges that need rebuilding and over a million unemployed construction workers to rebuild t...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Changes Name to Darth Jong-il

North Korean Leader Changes Name to Darth Jong-il

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has changed his name to Darth Jong-il, claiming that his original name does not inspire fear or respect in the western world. "While Kim is a respected family name in Korea, our esteemed leader is very aware that i...
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Funny story: Hurricane Irene Victim Spells out "SOS" on Roof of KFC Franchise using Cockroaches

Hurricane Irene Victim Spells out "SOS" on Roof of KFC Franchise using Cockroaches

Baltimore, MA - An employee trapped in a KFC outlet flooded by hurricane Irene managed to alert officials by spelling out "SOS" on the roof of the building using drowned cockroaches. The employee, Ramone Concha, was rescued still wearing his work apr...
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Funny story: Deranged Warcraft Character Forces Bank to Deposit Severed Orc Head

Deranged Warcraft Character Forces Bank to Deposit Severed Orc Head

Topeka, Kansas - A young man obsessed with the game World of Warcraft was arrested for forcing a branch of the Wachovia bank to deposit a partially decomposed severed head from a creature that the man insisted was an orc. The 4"11 overweight man i...
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Funny story: Ozzie Osbourne Bites Head off Live Walrus

Ozzie Osbourne Bites Head off Live Walrus

CHICAGO - Rock singer Ozzie Ozbourne decided to trump his own former accomplishments in animal abuse by appearing on stage naked and proceeding to bite the head off a live walrus. The act took four hours, witnessed by a mixture of cheering fans, outr...
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Funny story: Man-Bra Gains Traction in Southern USA

Man-Bra Gains Traction in Southern USA

A new and much-needed fashion trend, the "Man Bra", has been rising in popularity in Southern states including Texas, Mississippi and Alabama. The concept, which encountered initial resistance as being "un-manly", has been aggressively promoted with...
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Funny story: Wikileaks: News of the World was About to Publish Kate Middleton's Entire Genome

Wikileaks: News of the World was About to Publish Kate Middleton's Entire Genome

The timing of the sudden closure of embattled publication News of the World was far from random, according to Wikileaks documents stolen from MI5. Had the newspaper lasted one more week the plan was to publish a 178 page special edition containing th...
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Funny story: Badgers harrass Bank of America

Badgers harrass Bank of America

Bank of America has recently experienced several acts of destruction related to badgers, according to Executive Vice President Robert Pethingham Jr. The damage followed the exact same pattern in all cases - photographs of Secretary of the Treasury Ti...
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Funny story: USA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight

USA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight

Under mounting pressure to demonstrate an economic turnaround, the United States Bureau of Labor and Statistics has decided to change the metrics being used to measure economic growth. The principal economic metric will now be the Gross Domestic Weig...
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Funny story: Confused Harry Reid mistakes Obama for Zuma

Confused Harry Reid mistakes Obama for Zuma

Which president is which? In a major political gaffe Democratic Senator Harry Reid mixed up the identities of South African President Jacob Zuma and American President Barack Obama. The incident occurred at a plenary session of the United Nations, as...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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