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Twits Establish Social Network

Funny story: Twits Establish Social Network

A social network for Twits has become one of the most visited sites on the internet. Twitter is an online social networking and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read text-based posts of up to 140 characters, according to Wi...

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Gaddafi In Need Of A Hiding

Funny story: Gaddafi In Need Of A Hiding

Common ground has been reached between rebels and supporters of missing Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, with both sides agreeing that he is in need of a hiding. A temporary ceasefire was called over the misunderstanding, with Gaddafi's supporters...

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England Win At Not Playing Cricket

Funny story: England Win At Not Playing Cricket

In recent tests England have thrashed opponents, in a crucial loss to the gentleman's game. Not Cricket England invented cricket in the late-nineteenth century. The game became popular in the colonies. Historically in matches against its coloni...

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Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Funny story: Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has been given a blow in the top position of America's most profitable company. Jobs has been given a blow before as Chief Executive of Apple between 1984-1997, when he left the company after falling out with coll...

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Obama Is An Alien

Funny story: Obama Is An Alien

US President Barack Obama has admitted to being an alien. The 2006 confession was solicited from the then first-term Illinois Senator under torture at Guantanamo Bay, meaning it was not admissible under US law. But a new ruling on the rights of de...

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T.S. Eliot's Ashes To Be Scattered on Housing Development

Uproar has followed the announcement that the ashes of the poet T.S. Eliot are to be scattered on a housing development in the village of East Coker. The ashes of the author of The Waste Land are interred in the local church in the somerset villa...

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News Of The World Closes: Rates of Paedophilia Increase

Funny story: News Of The World Closes: Rates of Paedophilia Increase

Rates of sexual crime against children have risen since the closure of The News Of The World, a new report indicates. In July Rupert Murdoch's best-selling newspaper closed down over phone-whacking. The NOTW led the UK in paedophile entrapment, of...

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Bernanke Announces Unquantitative Easing

Funny story: Bernanke Announces Unquantitative Easing

Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Ben Bernanke has announced a new round of quantitative easing to be termed Unquantitative Easing. Treasury Department Spokesmen said that the amount to be added to the money supply will be 'too much to count'. They ad...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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