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Funny story: Bolton braces itself for Yeti Floss Court case

Bolton braces itself for Yeti Floss Court case

Mildred Kundalinin Stainless, finally, and after many extradition applications confirmed her name, and place of residence in front of Bolton Crown Court today. Mz Stainless was defiant in the face of the misconduct, embezzlement, and insurance...
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Funny story: In nomine pubis et filii et spiritus sancti - Catholic pube row continues to escalate

In nomine pubis et filii et spiritus sancti - Catholic pube row continues to escalate

Sister Flacid Matriach, Mother Superior of The Last Evacuation of Christ, a cloister of silent bald nuns in the Holy Land, have vehemently denied any involvement in the Pubes for Pews scandal which surfaced this Monday. Talking through an interpr...
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Funny story: Snatch Clapping Outlawed In Grimsby

Snatch Clapping Outlawed In Grimsby

The tradition of Snatch Clapping has been totally outlawed in Grimsby town centre. This ancient fertility ritual was introduce to the British Isles 1200 years ago by marauding Vikings. The first recorded incidence of Snatch Clapping was recorded in 9...
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Funny story: Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu...
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Funny story: Government Opposes Jungian Voodoo Herpes Sect Abortion Counseling In Libyan Clinics

Government Opposes Jungian Voodoo Herpes Sect Abortion Counseling In Libyan Clinics

The government has issued orders to all Ministers, to oppose any moves to change their long standing Libyan Health Policy proposals in today's vote. The road to parliamentary acceptance of the Coalitions controversial Libyan Reproductive Health propo...
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Funny story: Rioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions

Rioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions

The Honorable Symian Rench'Fister O.B.E, D.C.O, G.I.T, Senior Secretary at the Department for Works and Pensions. Broke away from official governmental policy today. Stating at a press conference, that the recent spate of civil disorder in Britain ha...
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Funny story: Gobshite Index Trading Set To Replace Bond Market

Gobshite Index Trading Set To Replace Bond Market

A leaked report from Number 11 Downing street has revealed the frightening level of institutionally sanctioned incompetence, and superficiality in the current coalition government. Heinz Skimpton Cheeck'Flailer C.E.O of SUCCUBI Assured Investments P...
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Funny story: Rioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions

Rioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions

The Honorable Symian Rench'Fister O.B.E, D.C.O, G.I.T, Senior Secretary at the Department for Works and Pensions. Broke away from official governmental policy today. Stating at a press conference, that the recent spate of civil disorder in Britain ha...
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Funny story: Bravery In The Face Of Adversity

Bravery In The Face Of Adversity

Sonia Exfoliant Beanstoker, completed the final leg of her sponsored bus ride today. Sonia Beanstoker of Cardiff began her sponsored bus ride three weeks ago. On behalf of the Facial Hemorrhoid charity PULSATE. To increase awareness of facial hemorr...
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Funny story: New Research From Mathematical Institute Stuns The World

New Research From Mathematical Institute Stuns The World

The Barnsley Freudian Mathematical Gizolm Institute of The Long One, and The Round One, have published their long awaited Ham Shank report today. This report is the culmination of a 5 year intensive research program into the formative stages of coupl...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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