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Funny story:  Australia's Got Talent judge rejects every audition

Australia's Got Talent judge rejects every audition

Last night's episode of Australia's Got Talent was the first for a new judge, Bob Smith, who proved tougher than Kyle Sandilands. In a controversial move that is still being debated, the new judge rejected every audition performance. The judge...
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Funny story:  Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

The new squad created by the Queensland police to deal with the growing problem of mall rats has been given a new name. The squad of 50 full time front-line officers equipped with specialised equipment, including digital encrypted radio equipment...
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Funny story:  New police squad to deal with mall rats

New police squad to deal with mall rats

The Queensland Police today announced the creation of a new division that would handle the growing problem of 'mall rats' otherwise known as 'twelvies' in Australia. Constable Bob Smith, 19, will head the squad and be responsible for its day-to-da...
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Funny story:  Fred Phelps is no more, but celebrations begin

Fred Phelps is no more, but celebrations begin

Fred Phelps may have passed on, but his death has sparked celebrations in many cities around the world. On Thursday night police calls for service reached an all time high, with many district communication centres receiving reports of loud parties...
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Funny story:  Stolen LAPD car recovered safely

Stolen LAPD car recovered safely

A stolen LAPD marked vehicle was recovered from an address in Laguna Hills today, LAPD officers say. Officers Pete Malloy and James Reed were on routine patrol in Laguna Hills when they spotted the marked vehicle with two boys dressed as LAPD offi...
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Funny story:  Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday, LAPD, returned to duty today along with his partner Bill Gannon and a friend from the Queensland Police Service to help crack down on mall rats. Over 100 mall rats were arrested in the week-long crackdown with several of them reman...
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Funny story:  LAPD teletype gets message from Australia

LAPD teletype gets message from Australia

LAPD Communications Division workers in the Teletype department today got a shock when an unused teletype started printing 'WRU' - the code for 'Who and Where are you?' They traced the line back to Queensland, Australia, but not before the teletyp...
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Funny story:  Oliver & Co. actress found guilty

Oliver & Co. actress found guilty

Former 1980s actress Natalie Gregory was found guilty in a Los Angeles Superior Court today of talentlessness. The judge, Leslie Nielsen, spoke to Natalie before sentencing, stating that 'I see no viewing appeal in any movie you are in, and why yo...
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Funny story:  Oliver and Company actress arrested

Oliver and Company actress arrested

Former 1980s child actress Natalie Gregory of 'Oliver and Company' fame has been arrested by the LAPD on three outstanding speeding citations and one count of talentlessness. The incident occured at approximately 12:45am Los Angeles time when Offi...
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Funny story:  LAPD car stolen from Central Division station

LAPD car stolen from Central Division station

A LAPD car was stolen earlier today from Central Division station at approximately 9:00am Los Angeles time. Chief Kent McCord of the LAPD has described the incident as 'quite unusual' but pledges that the occupants will be captured 'using as peace...
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Funny story:  Child stars past and present celebrate Hollywood's legacy of little actors

Child stars past and present celebrate Hollywood's legacy of little actors

Child stars past and present came to the Coconut Grove Hotel today to celebrate Hollywood's legacy of child acting. Notable attendees included Natalie Gregory (1985, Alice in Wonderland), Dakota Fanning (2001, I am Sam), Jodie Foster (1976, Taxi Driv...
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Funny story:  Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters

Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters

Disabled mall cops will not be unemployed thanks to Pride Mobility's new range of police specification mobility scooters. The range includes light, medium and heavy duty scooters fitted with police equipment such as full emergency LED light packages...
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Funny story:  Police-spec mobility scooters go on sale

Police-spec mobility scooters go on sale

The first of 5 000 police specification mobility scooters manufactured by the world mobility giant Pride will go on sale today. These scooters have been produced specifically for the needs of every police department that patrols any local shopping...
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Funny story:  New police interceptors trialled by 6 year old

New police interceptors trialled by 6 year old

A 6 year old has trialled several new prototype police cars, one of which will potentially be picked up by Australian police departments to use in their vehicle fleets. The vehicles were fitted out with modern technology including mobile fingerpri...
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Funny story:  Boy riding scooter rejects kiss from Fanning sister

Boy riding scooter rejects kiss from Fanning sister

11 year old Dakota Fanning today made her appearance dressed as Scarlett O'Hara at the 12th Annual Dream Halloween Benefit, which is held to raise money for children with HIV/AIDS every year in October. According to eyewitnesses, Dakota was seen w...
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Funny story:  Teen who crashed wedding found not guilty

Teen who crashed wedding found not guilty

The teenage boy who crashed the wedding of Chloe Moretz has been found not guilty of all charges against him. In summing up the judge, Ernest Borgnine, stated: 'This is the best damn show I have seen in ages, and I wish I had been there.' The b...
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Funny story:  Local boy crashes wedding of Chloe Moretz

Local boy crashes wedding of Chloe Moretz

A local boy has been arrested after crashing a wedding in Queensland's south-east today. The wedding of Chloe Moretz to Justin Bieber was going smoothly say police, until the vows were affirmed, at which point the gates of the St Mark's Lutheran c...
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