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Funny story: Pentagon Victim Of Cyber-Bullying

Pentagon Victim Of Cyber-Bullying

(LSM) - The Pentagon is considering the use of military force against cyberattacks. This decision came after hackers breached the Pentagon's Facebook page, changing the military's relationship status with Afghanistan from "in a civil union with" to t...
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Funny story: Leopard Mauled By Toddlers

Leopard Mauled By Toddlers

(LSM) - Ziggy, a leopard from Omaha Nebraska, was seriously injured today after he accidentally wandered into a daycare and was mauled by several toddlers. Witnesses say the leopard - seemingly unaware of the danger - tried to lick one of the childre...
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Funny story: Networks Threaten To Cancel Obama

Networks Threaten To Cancel Obama

(LSM) - Midway through season three, Obama is facing the possibility of cancellation if the show cannot increase its ratings. The administration has lost many viewers due to the current "Debt Ceiling" story-line, which has alienated the casual viewe...
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Funny story: Customer Thinks Her Opinion Matters, Company In Shock

Customer Thinks Her Opinion Matters, Company In Shock

DES MOINES, Iowa - Sears manager Jason Baker was taken to a local hospital after suffering from a severe case of apathy. The incident occurred when customer Sarah Jenkins, 37, approached Jason to tell him she had been a loyal customer for years and t...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Admits To Being Method Actor

Stephen Hawking Admits To Being Method Actor

(LSM) - Fresh on the heels of Mayim Bialik's (Big Bang Theory star) admission that she is actually a scientist, Cosmologist Stephen Hawking has admitted that he is actually a method actor who has spent the last 60+ years been preparing for the role i...
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6,815 Americans die on Black Friday

Some 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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