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Fluff Between Hull Man's Toes Was 'Toxic'

Funny story: Fluff Between Hull Man's Toes Was 'Toxic'

Fluff found nestling between the toes of an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok was said to contain so much muck and filth, that scientists, if they ever found out about it and could be bothered to investigate, would describe it as 'toxi...

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Buxom Wench Spotted In McDonalds

Funny story: Buxom Wench Spotted In McDonalds

McDonalds food service crew members: short, squat, pasty-faced hunchback cripples, or else goofy-toothed beanpoles with chests flatter than the counter itself. In short, not the sort of female company you want to encounter before you sink your teeth...

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Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Found 'Not Guilty' Of Being Assaulted

Funny story: Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Found 'Not Guilty' Of Being Assaulted

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has breathed a sigh of relief after a jury returned a 'not guilty' verdict in his trial at Edinburgh Sheriff Court. Lennon had been accused of being assaulted by 26-year-old Hearts fan John Wilson, whose actions were sai...

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Manchester United Facing Uncertain Future

Funny story: Manchester United Facing Uncertain Future

Premier League champions Manchester United are facing an uncertain future this morning after it was announced that its owners, the Glazer family, had been considering a share sale in Singapore to help raise money to reduce some of their huge debts.

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Arsene Wenger Sacked

Funny story: Arsene Wenger Sacked

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been sensationally dismissed from his position after the club's humiliating 8-2 defeat at the hands of Premier League rivals Manchester United yesterday. Wenger has been at the helm for almost 15 years, during whi...

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Two Found Dead In Bangkok Apartment

Funny story: Two Found Dead In Bangkok Apartment

Police in the Thai capital of Bangkok say that the discovery last week of two bodies in an Englishman's apartment in the city are of 'absolutely no interest whatsoever' to them, as the corpses are those of two mosquitoes. Moys Kenwood, 49, origina...

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Queens Park Rangers To Charge For Bog Roll Next

Funny story: Queens Park Rangers To Charge For Bog Roll Next

Queens Park Rangers, the football club with billionaire owners, has announced in the last half hour that it plans to charge for the use of toilet roll on matchdays from now on. Rangers, who lost their opening day fixture against Bolton Wanderers 4...

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Fabio Capello To Blame For London Riots?

Funny story: Fabio Capello To Blame For London Riots?

A leaked memorandum from the Football Association has indicated that England coach Fabio Capello may have been at least partly to blame for last week's London Riots, which have now spread to other cities in the UK. The riots raged across the capit...

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Queens Park Rangers Fans Charged To Get Out Of Loftus Road

Funny story: Queens Park Rangers Fans Charged To Get Out Of Loftus Road

Queens Park Rangers fans, already aggrieved with vastly-increased season ticket prices before the start of their Premier League campaign, were hit with a new insult on Saturday, as they were forced to pay £2 to get out of Loftus Road during their 4-0...

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London Riots: Police Arrests On 'Cyclists With No Lights' Down

Funny story: London Riots: Police Arrests On 'Cyclists With No Lights' Down

The London Riots which have been raging in the capital and now other cities for the last three nights have already had a marked effect on the number of arrests made by the police in other areas of crime, it has been reported. The riots, which have...

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London Riots Spread To Bangkok

Funny story: London Riots Spread To Bangkok

The unsightly riots that have gripped the city of London over the last three nights have now made their presence felt in other parts of the world, and have even spread to the far-off outpost of the Thai capital of Bangkok, it has been claimed. The...

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London Riots: Rich People Quaking In Their Boots After Girl's Frank Admission

Funny story: London Riots: Rich People Quaking In Their Boots After Girl's Frank Admission

Rich people all over England have been 'quaking in their boots' this morning after a girl interviewed by the BBC admitted that she had taken part in the London Riots to show those with businesses and the police, that the Poor People could do whatever...

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Hull City Bottom Of The League

Funny story: Hull City Bottom Of The League

Hull City, who at the start of the season had high hopes of being promoted to the Premier League, are now in real danger of being relegated to League One after a terrible start to their campaign ended in a 1-0 home defeat to Blackpool. The Tigers...

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Hull City Pies Now £3

Funny story: Hull City Pies Now £3

There was chaos in East Yorkshire this morning when it was revealed that the price of a pie at the KC Stadium, home of Championship hopefuls Hull City, will rise to an extortionate £3.00 with immediate effect. Pies, the staple diet in this part of...

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Royal Wedding Latest

Funny story: Royal Wedding Latest

The latest news on Scotland's first Royal Wedding in nearly 20 years is that the ceremony, in which Zara Phillips - Princess Anne's daughter - is to tie the knot with England rugby star Mike Tindall at the Canongate Kirk on the Royal Mile, is still t...

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Twitter To Ban Twits

Funny story: Twitter To Ban Twits

Twitter, the social networking and microblogging phenomenon that has taken the world by storm since it appeared on the scene five years ago, is to ban 'twits', those idiots, imbeciles, dolts and dullards who constantly clog up its facility with inane...

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Madonna Looking A Bit Old These Days

Funny story: Madonna Looking A Bit Old These Days

Pop superstar-turned authoress, actress and film director, Madonna, whose new film about King Edward VIII's romance with American divorcee Wallis Simpson has its world premiere at this year's Venice Film Festival, is looking 'a bit ragged at the edge...

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"Bus Driver Was Nutter", Says Passenger

Funny story: "Bus Driver Was Nutter", Says Passenger

A bus driver in the Thai capital of Bangkok was today described as "a nutter" after he drove his vehicle through the streets of the city "wildly and without aforethought", in a manner unbefitting of a responsible professional, claims an Englishman wh...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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