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Obama Lambasts Footwear Industry For Failing to Reduce Carbon Footprint

Funny story: Obama Lambasts Footwear Industry For Failing to Reduce Carbon Footprint

Seattle: President Barack Obama, speaking at the WFF, World Foot Forum, in Seattle, Washtington, severely criticized the footwear industry for its failure to reduce its carbon footprint. Obama said the industry has left its shoes untied, and needs...

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Men With Michael Douglas Shaped Chins Most Likely To Cheat On Spouse

Funny story: Men With Michael Douglas Shaped Chins Most Likely To Cheat On Spouse

According to a new study from a prominent women's magazine, which cannot be named for fear of backlash from feminist rights groups and overly sensitive bloggers, men with Michael Douglas Shaped chins are most likely to cheat on their spouse. The...

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WHO Encorages Sex With Fruit Through New 10 Point Memorandum

Funny story: WHO Encorages Sex With Fruit Through New 10 Point Memorandum

ANKARA: At a conference in Ankara, Turkey yesterday, the World Health Organisation validated it's 10 point memorandum encouraging sexual relations with a fruit.  The general consensus is to eradicate lonliness with alternate, safe and satisfying f...

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Men Turn to Dating Homeless Women

Funny story: Men Turn to Dating Homeless Women

LOS ANGELES: Several men have turned to homeless dating in an effort to woo a partner during the current economic crises. According to a recent survey, relationships between middle class men and homeless women have increased by 93%. Spousal rej...

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Man Forces Obese Women to Exercise at Gunpoint

Funny story: Man Forces Obese Women to Exercise at Gunpoint

SYDNEY: Australian fitness fanatic, Koen Verelst, is wanted for questioning after forcing at least 3 or 4 obese women to exercise at gunpoint. It is thought that Vereslt, now on the run, approached the group as they were exiting a local Mcdonalds.

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Harold and Kumar Actors Arrested For Smoking White House Christmas Tree

Funny story: Harold and Kumar Actors Arrested For Smoking White House Christmas Tree

WASHINGTON,DC: Kal Penn and John Cho, the stars of the Harold and Kumar Franchise, were yesterday arrested after attempting to smoke the White House Christmas tree. It is believed that they were able to gain access as Penn is a former White House...

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Students Arrested for Selling Homosexual Lawn Grass

Funny story: Students Arrested for Selling Homosexual Lawn Grass

DES MOINES: Several students in Des Moines, Iowa have been arrested for allegedly selling homosexual lawn grass. The arrest comes after several men started to complain of unusual and unnatural feelings for the same sex. The special grass, a uni...

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Megan Fox To Star in "The Sound of Music' Remake

Funny story: Megan Fox To Star in "The Sound of Music' Remake

Hollywood icon and polished sex symbol Megan Fox has reportedly been offered a 6 figure deal to star in The Sound of Music remake. Executives were said to have been so impressed with a recent flip video home movie in which Fox sang a rendition of...

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Romney: I Was Duped On Health Care Issue

Funny story: Romney: I Was Duped On Health Care Issue

NEW HAMPSHIRE - "I was duped on the issue of Universal health care". These were the words uttered by Mitt Romney yesterday as he attempts to rebuild and solidify his public image in his bid for the Republican Presidential nomination. Romney cla...

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Obama Denies Buckingham Palace Downloading Rumor

Funny story: Obama Denies Buckingham Palace Downloading Rumor

American president Barack Obama has denied illegally downloading the 1989 Oscar-winning film, Driving Miss Daisy, during his stay at Buckingham Palace. It is believed that Obama, on his recent tour of Europe, downloaded the movie directly after th...

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Justin Bieber To Star In Dirty Dancing Remake: In 3D

Funny story: Justin Bieber To Star In Dirty Dancing Remake: In 3D

According to Hollywood Reporter, Justin Bieber has singed on to star in a remake of Dirty Dancing. Details have yet to be released, but according to sources close to the singer, Bieber will co-produce, write,and star in the remake which made Patri...

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United Nations Approves Anus Printing Identification

Funny story: United Nations Approves Anus Printing Identification

GENEVA-The United Nations has unanimously given approval for Governments to introduce a new form of personal identification known as anus printing at an annual meeting in Geneva, Switzerland. Anus printing involves taking a digital photo of the a...

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Man VS Wild Epidemic: Several Admitted To Mental Institution

Funny story: Man VS Wild Epidemic: Several Admitted To Mental Institution

Scores of citizens in the city of Sofia, Bulgaria were said to be admitted to a local mental institution, in what is being described as a strangely bizarre epidemic known as: Man VS Wild Syndrome. In reference to the popular Discovery Channel tele...

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Ron Paul Sex Doll On Sale Next Week

Funny story: Ron Paul Sex Doll On Sale Next Week

LOS ANGELES: Republican presidential hopeful Ron Paul, is gearing up for a State-wide tour of California to promote a new life-sized blow-up doll of himself. The 74 year-old Paul is hoping the doll will appeal to liberals in the Democratic party,...

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Man Admits Sexual Relations With Apartment

An unknown man from Wisconsin, yesterday admitted to rumors of having sexual relations with his apartment. The man, it is believed, committed the act, by placing his private part between a sliding door partition, in the middle of the apartment.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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