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Funny story:  Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

HOLLYWOOD (CA) - Hot on the heels of Rihanna being called a 'fashion icon' in a UK-based lawsuit, the editors of Beatdown Magazine have bestowed the pop star with yet another honor: the number one spot on their annual Top 100 celebrities readers...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses

Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Shill, Penney, & Rubin Talent had explored every possible avenue to help put their latest child actress into the celebrity spotlight; but veteran actress Angelia Jolie finally presented them with something they hadn't even con...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama Edges Out Kim Jong-Un For 'Best Living Narcissist' At 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Barack Obama Edges Out Kim Jong-Un For 'Best Living Narcissist' At 2013 Billboard Music Awards

HOLLYWOOD, CA - It was nearly termed another developing scandal for the Obama Administration, but, before the night was over, audiences saw the 44th President of the United States aptly named 'Best Narcissist' for the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy

Angelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Continuing to 'push the envelope' on defining personal beauty, actress and famed Third World adopt-a-holic Angelina Jolie recently confessed to Spoof Magazine that, in late 2012, she underwent a controversial 'double lobotomy.' "I'...
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Funny story:  Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

NEW YORK, NY - If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's every waking moment as closely as we here at The Spoof do, then you'll know the 'Blonde Cougar' is certainly no stranger to controversy: last week, she grabbed international headlines by attending the pr...
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Funny story:  Amanda Bynes Hopes Topless Photo Tweet Will Finally Draw Attention Of Heterosexual Mankind

Amanda Bynes Hopes Topless Photo Tweet Will Finally Draw Attention Of Heterosexual Mankind

HOLLYWOOD, CA - "What does a girl have to do to get noticed in this town?!" Those are the words of wisdom accompanying Amanda Bynes' recently ghostwritten tweet of a photograph exposing her pleasantly voluptuous milky white breasts to the greater so...
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Funny story:  Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

WASHINGTON, DC - Averaging one point a game, promising NBA star and budding homosexual Jason Collins needed to do something - something fast - if he was going to extent his time in the limelight. "Look, you can't do that I do or see al...
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Funny story:  Seeking To Capitalize On Popularity Of Gay Players, NHL Is Planning A 'Gay Draft'

Seeking To Capitalize On Popularity Of Gay Players, NHL Is Planning A 'Gay Draft'

NEW YORK, NY - NHL Media Advisor Roger 'Stiff' Babcock knows that, in today's media-driven culture, hockey has long taken a backseat to the NFL. And the NBA. And the WNBA. And NASCAR. And the MMA. Even the WB. But now Babcock sees a future...
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Funny story:  Unfortunate Typo Has Michigan Voters Approving 'Same-Sex Carriages'

Unfortunate Typo Has Michigan Voters Approving 'Same-Sex Carriages'

DETROIT, MI - Despite its looming apocalypse, the Motor City continues to make headlines by changing the way what's left of its society lives. Recently, a ballot initiative proved popular with the electorate, but now it's been learned that a typ...
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Funny story:  Biden Uses Slain Cop's Funeral To Unveil New Book On Fart Jokes

Biden Uses Slain Cop's Funeral To Unveil New Book On Fart Jokes

WASHINGTON, DC - "Let me tell you: the Irish know more than a useful thing or two about the infamous butt burp, and that's saying something!" said U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden while speaking from the podium in his eulogy to fallen MIT police off...
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Funny story:  People Magazine Names Nancy Pelosi 2013's 'Ugliest Woman Alive'

People Magazine Names Nancy Pelosi 2013's 'Ugliest Woman Alive'

LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, Gwyneth Paltrow! The controversial "actress" and avowed herbivore was recently bestowed with the title of People Magazine's 'Most Attractive Woman' for 2013. Now, the magazine that defines the standards of the glamor li...
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Funny story:  On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

HOLLYWOOD, CA - On the heels of controversial director Michael Bay apologizing for making his oft-maligned science fiction 'epic' - "Armageddon" (Touchstone Pictures, 1998) - now Bay's mother is following in her son's footsteps by announcing her expr...
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Funny story:  Congress Considering Legislation to Require Future Nudity In All of Jennifer Lawrence's Films

Congress Considering Legislation to Require Future Nudity In All of Jennifer Lawrence's Films

WASHINGTON, DC - Tired of endless titillation leading to little or no payoff, Congressional representatives all but declared war on Hollywood this week with Bill HR-26969, a sweeping measure which would require popular HUNGER GAMES actress Jennif...
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Funny story:  Entire NFL Team Could Come Out As Gay As Early As 2014

Entire NFL Team Could Come Out As Gay As Early As 2014

BALTIMORE, MD - Controversial Baltimore Daisies linebacker Chet 'Bendover' McHumphries continues to dispel his critics. No longer content to keep quiet on the subject of gays in the NFL, McHumphries insists that he envisions a future wherein an...
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Funny story:  Horse Meat Found in Popular Fastfood Joint's 'McShamrock Shake'

Horse Meat Found in Popular Fastfood Joint's 'McShamrock Shake'

HOUSTON, TX - Continuing the string of alarming discoveries about the prevalence of horse meat found in consumer products, the fast food sector is now facing increased scrutiny over an FDA report citing horse meat detected in their seasonal 'McShamro...
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Funny story:  Biden Premieres New Bangs At State Dinner

Biden Premieres New Bangs At State Dinner

WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Vice-president Joe Biden has been living in the shadows of President Barack Obama long enough. That's why he made a New Years' resolution to find his own way into the limelight, when he promised members of his international...
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Funny story:  Michele Obama Interrupts Oscar's 'Best Picture' Presentation With Nine-and-One-Half Minutes Maniacal Laughter

Michele Obama Interrupts Oscar's 'Best Picture' Presentation With Nine-and-One-Half Minutes Maniacal Laughter

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Not to be outdone by her husband, Michele Obama took to the stage at the Oscars, delivering the award for "Best Picture" via satellite from her Celebration Ball, her nightly black-tie affair at the White House to commemorate her presu...
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Funny story:  Danica Patrick on the Daytona 500: "That's As Fast As I've Ever Driven And Put Make-up On At the Same Time"

Danica Patrick on the Daytona 500: "That's As Fast As I've Ever Driven And Put Make-up On At the Same Time"

DAYTONA, FL - As expected, NASCAR did all it could to help elevate this past weekend's Daytona 500 into the history books, and it did so by seeing the sports first full-time female driver - Danica Patrick - win the race's coveted pole pos...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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