L.A., California: A new beer has been created by Estle Brewing Company. The flavor you might ask? Vagina. Yes it is the same flavor of the female sexual organ.
Though its not just one, there are four beers, one for each "type" of vagina; sweet, s...
Today Satan foreclosed on the entire world of Hell, also known as the underworld, claiming it's upkeep was too much.
Satan blames the economy for the loss. This is a sad day for all Satanist's out there but a great victory for the Christians, who...
China sent Obama a letter today that told him to calm down, and that China has no intention whatsoever of buying America.
This is good news for many, who have been worried about China swooping in to claim us as their own like Americans did to the...
Today in their continued deliberations inside the White house, Obama and others have finally come to an agreement on how to deal with most if not all debt problems the the United States currently has.
They have agreed to use he new Elm Street Debt...
Today the Alcoholics Incognito foundation is closing it's doors on anonymous alcoholics everywhere.
A spokesman for AI said: "Fuck it, we quit, there's too many of them. It's ridiculous. And besides, only like four percent are actually even cured...
Northern California has decided it doesn't want southern California to be part of the same state any longer stating that too many Mexicans live in southern California to deal with.
This quickly started protests in Sacramento and San Francisco. The...
Obama has announced possibly the most shocking news to have ever been made in the history of America, and possibly the world. He has gone to the press to announce he is taking on all punk ass bitches that try to 'get on his grill' from now on claimin...
Amy Winehouse's representatives in Heaven reported today that the ghost of the beloved singer will appear on Fifth street for any and all to see, as long as the bring a narcotic along with them as per Winehouse's request.
These reps said that th...
The United States government decided during their discussions on how to boost the economy, that they should take Sunday off the weekly calender. President Barack Obama stated that Sunday is an outdated idea and that it needs to be discontinued immedi...
Following the recent release of X-Men: First Class, it has been revealed that the U.S. military has actually started searching for any evidence of mutant existence.
Top military officials are investigating whether mutants actually did play a part...
[London, England] Today the U.K. parliament announced that for the climatic final Harry Potter film, they were going to be renaming London Diagon Alley. This is due to the fact that the British government believes it owes a special thanks to Ms. Rowl...
Shocking news discovered by American scientists today, the existence of Pokemon. The reason that they have remained unknown to America and virtually all the world with the exception of Japan, has been due to a massive Japanese cover-up, with the Japa...