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Frat boys just love the taste of new vagina beer

L.A., California: A new beer has been created by Estle Brewing Company. The flavor you might ask? Vagina. Yes it is the same flavor of the female sexual organ. Though its not just one, there are four beers, one for each "type" of vagina; sweet, s...

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Hell On Sale Now

Today Satan foreclosed on the entire world of Hell, also known as the underworld, claiming it's upkeep was too much. Satan blames the economy for the loss. This is a sad day for all Satanist's out there but a great victory for the Christians, who...

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China doesn't want US

China sent Obama a letter today that told him to calm down, and that China has no intention whatsoever of buying America. This is good news for many, who have been worried about China swooping in to claim us as their own like Americans did to the...

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The Elm Street Debt Act

Today in their continued deliberations inside the White house, Obama and others have finally come to an agreement on how to deal with most if not all debt problems the the United States currently has. They have agreed to use he new Elm Street Debt...

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Bottom's Up Bitches

Today the Alcoholics Incognito foundation is closing it's doors on anonymous alcoholics everywhere. A spokesman for AI said: "Fuck it, we quit, there's too many of them. It's ridiculous. And besides, only like four percent are actually even cured...

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Riots Over Northern California's General Racism

Northern California has decided it doesn't want southern California to be part of the same state any longer stating that too many Mexicans live in southern California to deal with. This quickly started protests in Sacramento and San Francisco. The...

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Obama To Take On All Punk Bitches

Funny story: Obama To Take On All Punk Bitches

Obama has announced possibly the most shocking news to have ever been made in the history of America, and possibly the world. He has gone to the press to announce he is taking on all punk ass bitches that try to 'get on his grill' from now on claimin...

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Winehouse's Ghost to Appear On Fifth Street

Funny story: Winehouse's Ghost to Appear On Fifth Street

Amy Winehouse's representatives in Heaven reported today that the ghost of the beloved singer will appear on Fifth street for any and all to see, as long as the bring a narcotic along with them as per Winehouse's request. These reps said that th...

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U.S.Government and Obama Taking back Sunday

Funny story: U.S.Government and Obama Taking back Sunday

The United States government decided during their discussions on how to boost the economy, that they should take Sunday off the weekly calender. President Barack Obama stated that Sunday is an outdated idea and that it needs to be discontinued immedi...

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X-Men inspires United States Military

Funny story: X-Men inspires United States Military

Following the recent release of X-Men: First Class, it has been revealed that the U.S. military has actually started searching for any evidence of mutant existence. Top military officials are investigating whether mutants actually did play a part...

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Diagon Alley now real

Funny story: Diagon Alley now real

[London, England] Today the U.K. parliament announced that for the climatic final Harry Potter film, they were going to be renaming London Diagon Alley. This is due to the fact that the British government believes it owes a special thanks to Ms. Rowl...

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Pokemon actually discovered

Funny story: Pokemon actually discovered

Shocking news discovered by American scientists today, the existence of Pokemon. The reason that they have remained unknown to America and virtually all the world with the exception of Japan, has been due to a massive Japanese cover-up, with the Japa...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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