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Funny story: I'm Coming To Get You! Says Mystery Blonde

I'm Coming To Get You! Says Mystery Blonde

A while back some guy in Japan wrote a story about a man who was picked at random to be famous for absolutely no reason. Just to be famous for existing on earth. And guess what happened to him? He was featured on bill boards, televison and radio a...
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Funny story: Man Murders Wife's Virtual Guy

Man Murders Wife's Virtual Guy

Mr Ohashi Shindo was arrested last night for murdering his wife's virtual boyfriend whom she had created at the dating website, returntothebattleforbloodroyalesothatwecannolongerloveyou.web Ms Haruka Shindo created her perfect man and called him A...
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Funny story: Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!

Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!

In one of her last acts before she was kidnapped by aliens and transported to The Newly Improved North Korea, Rebekaah Brooks fired all 23,453 journalists and staff at the News of the Sophist's Wurlitzer, in an ultimately vain, venal and in some case...
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Funny story: Last Emperor Kim Says He Is Alive

Last Emperor Kim Says He Is Alive

Last Emperor Kim Jong Ill issued a statement last night that he was alive and had in fact survived the attack on him last night during a songs of praise broadcast. Police are puzzled as to who Larry Chukwuemeka actually killed in the massacre.
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Funny story: Rebekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Brooks Missing

Rebekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Brooks Missing

The News of the World CEO, Ms Rebekaaaaaaah Brooks has been gone missing and is believed to have been kidnapped by aliens who then flew that woman to North Korea. Kim Jong Ill likes kidnapping people and after reading about Rebekaaaah in the UK he...
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Funny story: The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

Police from the London Met shut down The Spoof! and declared it a crime scene or to be a more exact the scene of a crime in progress. The police received the following tip off from spoofter Alex99 who wrote an email to them in which he described h...
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Funny story: German Neo Nazi's Ditch Skin Head Look by Wearing Burkas Instead

German Neo Nazi's Ditch Skin Head Look by Wearing Burkas Instead

In an effort to blend in mainstream society German Nazis are switching to burkhas. The new Nazi uniform is pink and purple and it was chosen via a secret straw poll in a Berlin shopping centre.'I think that we look beautiful,' said Adolph Goebbels...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Ill Assassinated At Long Last!

Kim Jong Ill Assassinated At Long Last!

Fifty rabbits were slaughtered at the church of satan led by Magus Last Emperor Kim Jong Ill during the BBC's first ever Songs of Praise broadcast at Hell's Kitchen on July 3rd. One of our reporters was present at the service because he wanted to int...
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Funny story: Ostriches Prepare for 2013 Austrian Invasion

Ostriches Prepare for 2013 Austrian Invasion

Ostriches of Southern Russia led by their leader Kurt launched an IPO in preparation for their attack on Osterreich in August 2013. The Spoof! has managed to see one of the prospectus and it seems clear that the ostriches are new to this sort of thin...
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Funny story: Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956. The frogs were led by a goat called William who ru...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Ill Mastermind of Global Financial Crisis

Kim Jong Ill Mastermind of Global Financial Crisis

North Korea can be blamed for the current global financial crisis after classified documents released by the IMF clearly show that a certain Mr Damani Maru aka Mr Kim Jong Il, sent millions of emails around the world begging for money. A bored Mr...
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Funny story: Singapore Shuts Down The Spoof! After Just Fifty Two Seconds

Singapore Shuts Down The Spoof! After Just Fifty Two Seconds

The efforts by the Lowton brothers to set up thespoof.co.sg ended in yet another failure yesterday after the Singaporean Government shut down the site and accused the Lowton brothers of lying on their application. Mr Benjamin Lowton, the youngest Low...
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Funny story: Ostriches BBQ Brits in Southern Russia

Ostriches BBQ Brits in Southern Russia

Thousands of anxious parents are awaiting news concerning the fate of the 56,735 children who were secretly barbecued by the ostrich community in Southern Russia after their UFO crash landed on June 18th. The ostriches, who obviously knew their Lo...
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Funny story: Home Office Sued Over Wrong Citizenship Tests

Home Office Sued Over Wrong Citizenship Tests

Five thousand disgruntled potential British citizens are threatening to sue the Home Office after a pizza delivery boy mixed up the citizenship tests with several thousand GSCE exam papers. It seems that the people were given GSCE papers, rather t...
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Funny story: Japanese Develop Human Sperm in Mice

Japanese Develop Human Sperm in Mice

Just in case the world runs of out human beings, scientists at the Tokyo Institute for Genetic Research, have come up with a novel solution. Mice, those rodents we love to see on Tom and Jerry and in the two Houses of Congress, have been modified...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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