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Funny story:  Essex euthanasia scandal. Day two

Essex euthanasia scandal. Day two

The village green at Landfill Tawny which up until recently echoed to the sound of leather on willow and the voices of young children at play now drones to the sound of generators feeding electricity to the plethora of press and TV vans. The usual...
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Funny story:  Essex euthanasia clinic investigated

Essex euthanasia clinic investigated

The sleepy Essex village of Landfill Tawny was thrown into the media spotlight today surrounding allegations of serious wrong doings at the Moonfruit Euthanasia Clinic. Landfill Tawny, a small village usually only mentioned in tourist guides is no...
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Funny story:  Police close to solving Midsomer murders

Police close to solving Midsomer murders

Thames valley police say they are closing the net on the so called Midsomer butcher. Over the last ten years the sleepy villages in the Midsomer area have been witness to at least one hundred brutal murders. Criminal activity on this scale is rare...
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Funny story:  Scottish independence sparks windfall for English tax payers

Scottish independence sparks windfall for English tax payers

MP's voted today to give Scotland its long awaited independence. That's good news for English tax payers who have been subsidising Scotland for hundreds of years. It is estimated that each English tax payer coughs up £1,450 per year for our border c...
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Funny story:  Men's brains are different to women's

Men's brains are different to women's

It's official. New research carried out by Professor Donny Gall of the Irish institute for mind studies has shown vast differences between men and women. Using a newly developed high definition head scanner Professor Gall can, for the first time s...
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Funny story:  Microsoft's "House of the future" dogged with problems

Microsoft's "House of the future" dogged with problems

Brainchild of Dr David Page, the house of the future would be both family and eco friendly. A super fast computer controlled every aspect of home management from ordering food to replacing used fridge contents, to switching off lights and appliances...
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Funny story:  Angry response to posh viral e-mail

Angry response to posh viral e-mail

Posh south coast gardener, Rose Pruner, was angered when an e-mail she had sent to her son's girlfriend was put on the internet. Below is her response. When I send you an e-mail pointing out your shortcomings in the manners department I don't expe...
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Funny story:  Statistics working for the government

Statistics working for the government

The head of the new government department for analyzing statistics, Sir Arthur Dozen MP said his fresh approach to interpreting statistics would help to improve the government's popularity and make people feel safer. He outlined how his new approa...
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Funny story:  Gary Glitter upsets English Christians

Gary Glitter upsets English Christians

Controversial Glam Rock pop singer Gary Glitter outraged many English Christians today by declaring that he was in love with euthanasia and wished that it was legal in Finland. Soon after making that statement a large crowd of English Christian a...
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Funny story:  Break-in at FIFA HQ Zurich

Break-in at FIFA HQ Zurich

The offices of FIFA were broken into early this morning. Nothing was stolen except the 2014 World Cup football results. The good news for England is they will make it through the group stages. The bad news is they will exit the world cup after lo...
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