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Tear Up the Record Books! Olympic Levels of Crap Spouted in a Few Short Days!

Funny story: Tear Up the Record Books! Olympic Levels of Crap Spouted in a Few Short Days!

It may be early days, but Britons are already toasting their heroes as it is proved, once again, that when it comes to spouting hour after hour of loud, interminable and annoying drivel, Britain is best. "We've done it!", I was told by an excited...

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Danny Alexander to Change Middle Name by Deed Poll

Funny story: Danny Alexander to Change Middle Name by Deed Poll

Chief Secretary of the Treasury, Danny Alexander, has today confirmed that he has been asked to officially change his middle name from "Grain" to the more commonly used "Fucking". "It's true," said Alexander himself, whilst straightening George Os...

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Financial Meltdown in Prospect as Panic Takes Hold

Funny story: Financial Meltdown in Prospect as Panic Takes Hold

In the face of global panic, stock market analysts today warned of further problems to come. "This is no doubt a serious situation," warned fiscal analyst Hernst Sprank, of Deutsch Bank Der Bolloks "for sure, there has been a 62.3% rise in the mea...

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Winehouse Drug Addiction "Not Funny Now She's Dead"

Funny story: Winehouse Drug Addiction "Not Funny Now She's Dead"

Media sources have revealed that the fact that Amy Winehouse had drug and alcohol problems ceased to be amusing the very minute she died. Before that, obviously, the fact that she was merely clearly going to die young, was absolutely fucking hilar...

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Popular US Sitcom Enters Ninety-Fourth Season

Funny story: Popular US Sitcom Enters Ninety-Fourth Season

There was excitement on British shores today as Cable Telly released news that the latest series of hugely popular US sitcom For Fuck's Sake! will soon be on our screens. Producer Martha Flogger, who created the series with David Deadhorse back in...

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Scottish Football Poised for Thrilling Season

Funny story: Scottish Football Poised for Thrilling Season

Pundits across Scotland are rubbing their hands at anticipation at what promises to be one of the most enthralling campaigns for many years. "I can't wait" says Dundee football correspondent Matty McStay, "United have got in the exciting talent, y...

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Britain's Truck Drivers Bid for Fair Play

Funny story: Britain's Truck Drivers Bid for Fair Play

Britain's many, many HGV drivers have today made a heartfelt appeal to the public to end the constant discrimination against their profession. "It's not on", said Steve Bloke, a member of pro-haulage organization, The Wagons Are The Solution, "peo...

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Custard Pie Strike On Murdoch for Democracy

Funny story: Custard Pie Strike On Murdoch for Democracy

The most important blow for democratic freedom for thirty years was struck today when, in frenzied scenes, some no-mark got his fifteen minutes of fame. Something genuinely interesting and important was unfolding before an enthralled nation, so it...

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No One in Rome Ever Had Anything to Do With Sejanus, Records Show

Funny story: No One in Rome Ever Had Anything to Do With Sejanus, Records Show

Despite his meteoric rise to power, his total control of the Senate, Tribunes and the Praetorian Guard and also the vice-like grip he held over the city for over fifteen years, it emerged today that not one single person in Rome had had much to do wi...

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The Effect of this Abuse of Simon Cowell Literally Cannot be Quantified

Funny story: The Effect of this Abuse of Simon Cowell Literally Cannot be Quantified

In the face of mounting public dislike, Simon Cowell has spoken candidly about the amount of distress he suffers on a day to day basis. "I'm a multi millionaire", Cowell remarked, "Everyone does what I says, the money keeps coming in. I live in a...

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Man who Owned Newspaper to Blame for Everything

Funny story: Man who Owned Newspaper to Blame for Everything

Researchers have today uncovered conclusive proof that an Australian man who owns some newspapers is to blame for everything bad that happened in the last twenty years. "It's been a living hell" said Mr T.B, a former lawyer, "for years I had to do...

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In the Name of God, Go!

Funny story: In the Name of God, Go!

Speculation was mounting today as to what the fuck it is that you can actually have on someone that is so good it stops them just bloody sacking you. "I mean, are there actually some bodies on a hillside somewhere?" said media industry insider Gar...

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'World of the News' to be launched

Funny story: 'World of the News' to be launched

We at Spoof International are proud to announce a Brand New Newspaper, the "World of the News"! The "World of the News" will be exciting! It will be dynamic! It will be a breath of fresh air after all that unpleasantness surrounding the old "News...

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Rebekah Brooks Defended

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Defended

Sources close to a beleaguered Rebekah Brooks have today moved to defend the News International Executive from what they view is undue criticism There is no evidence at all, they point out, at least no actually incontrovertible evidence like a pie...

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Shocking Treatment of Tabloid Journalists Continues

Funny story: Shocking Treatment of Tabloid Journalists Continues

A surprising new report has revealed that violent crime against journalists is not rising quite as fast as you'd expect. In fact, bizarrely, some individuals are even going out of their way to help them. "It's true," sobbed Policeman Gary Badger,...

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Schadenfreude as Blair Screws up his Peerage

Funny story: Schadenfreude as Blair Screws up his Peerage

Today Blair was today frantically scrabbling around trying to get back in favour as it dawned on him that he has probably pissed on his chips when it comes to the whole "Lord Blair" thing. Sources close to Blair have indicated he does now realise...

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"Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

Funny story: "Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

Defence Lawyers have moved quickly to point out that the latest information proves there is absolutely nothing to worry about regarding a very well-off and powerful chappy who ran the whole world's finances and wanted to be a President. "Now look...

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Britain Bestrides the World - In Slacks

Funny story: Britain Bestrides the World - In Slacks

The nation consoled itself today in the face of mounting sporting setbacks by proudly acknowledging the one area of sport where British dominance is unchecked. Recent evidence that the nations footballers, tennis players, rugby players, track athl...

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Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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