It may be early days, but Britons are already toasting their heroes as it is proved, once again, that when it comes to spouting hour after hour of loud, interminable and annoying drivel, Britain is best.
"We've done it!", I was told by an excited...
Chief Secretary of the Treasury, Danny Alexander, has today confirmed that he has been asked to officially change his middle name from "Grain" to the more commonly used "Fucking".
"It's true," said Alexander himself, whilst straightening George Os...
In the face of global panic, stock market analysts today warned of further problems to come.
"This is no doubt a serious situation," warned fiscal analyst Hernst Sprank, of Deutsch Bank Der Bolloks "for sure, there has been a 62.3% rise in the mea...
Media sources have revealed that the fact that Amy Winehouse had drug and alcohol problems ceased to be amusing the very minute she died.
Before that, obviously, the fact that she was merely clearly going to die young, was absolutely fucking hilar...
There was excitement on British shores today as Cable Telly released news that the latest series of hugely popular US sitcom For Fuck's Sake! will soon be on our screens.
Producer Martha Flogger, who created the series with David Deadhorse back in...
Pundits across Scotland are rubbing their hands at anticipation at what promises to be one of the most enthralling campaigns for many years.
"I can't wait" says Dundee football correspondent Matty McStay, "United have got in the exciting talent, y...
Britain's many, many HGV drivers have today made a heartfelt appeal to the public to end the constant discrimination against their profession.
"It's not on", said Steve Bloke, a member of pro-haulage organization, The Wagons Are The Solution, "peo...
The most important blow for democratic freedom for thirty years was struck today when, in frenzied scenes, some no-mark got his fifteen minutes of fame.
Something genuinely interesting and important was unfolding before an enthralled nation, so it...
Despite his meteoric rise to power, his total control of the Senate, Tribunes and the Praetorian Guard and also the vice-like grip he held over the city for over fifteen years, it emerged today that not one single person in Rome had had much to do wi...
In the face of mounting public dislike, Simon Cowell has spoken candidly about the amount of distress he suffers on a day to day basis.
"I'm a multi millionaire", Cowell remarked, "Everyone does what I says, the money keeps coming in. I live in a...
Researchers have today uncovered conclusive proof that an Australian man who owns some newspapers is to blame for everything bad that happened in the last twenty years.
"It's been a living hell" said Mr T.B, a former lawyer, "for years I had to do...
Speculation was mounting today as to what the fuck it is that you can actually have on someone that is so good it stops them just bloody sacking you.
"I mean, are there actually some bodies on a hillside somewhere?" said media industry insider Gar...
We at Spoof International are proud to announce a Brand New Newspaper, the "World of the News"!
The "World of the News" will be exciting! It will be dynamic! It will be a breath of fresh air after all that unpleasantness surrounding the old "News...
Sources close to a beleaguered Rebekah Brooks have today moved to defend the News International Executive from what they view is undue criticism
There is no evidence at all, they point out, at least no actually incontrovertible evidence like a pie...
A surprising new report has revealed that violent crime against journalists is not rising quite as fast as you'd expect. In fact, bizarrely, some individuals are even going out of their way to help them.
"It's true," sobbed Policeman Gary Badger,...
Today Blair was today frantically scrabbling around trying to get back in favour as it dawned on him that he has probably pissed on his chips when it comes to the whole "Lord Blair" thing.
Sources close to Blair have indicated he does now realise...
Defence Lawyers have moved quickly to point out that the latest information proves there is absolutely nothing to worry about regarding a very well-off and powerful chappy who ran the whole world's finances and wanted to be a President.
"Now look...
The nation consoled itself today in the face of mounting sporting setbacks by proudly acknowledging the one area of sport where British dominance is unchecked.
Recent evidence that the nations footballers, tennis players, rugby players, track athl...