Liverpool's unlucky 13, a group of highly paid but rarely seen players that includes Christian Poulson and Joe Cole, have joined together to create the world's first football academy for bench players and no hopers.
The Winston Bogarde Football Ac...
After failing to sign Cristiano Ronaldo for a reported $150 million, Manchester City has turned their attention to Brazil and has signed an entire Sao Paulo favela.
City spokesmen, Dirk Ferrara said: "We're absolutely delighted with this acquisiti...
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