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Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Funny story: Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Italian condom heir and occasional TV guest star Gino de Genitalia has been persuaded by studio executives to once again appear in long-running drama Desperate Househusbands. Despite woeful reviews of his acting skills, de Genitalia's first three...

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Moldova's Next Top Model Car Entices Sexton Cox With $$$

Funny story: Moldova's Next Top Model Car Entices Sexton Cox With $$$

Cynthia Sexton Cox, 39, the in-demand American star of An Inconvenient Truce and 2010's The 100-year-old Virgin, has earned a cool $200,000 for just one day's work. Sexton Cox, who is currently in Abu Dhabi filming a follow-up to her mega-successf...

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Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Funny story: Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Has-been midget circus artiste and occasional film and television actor Sweeney Diplick, 54, is in the news again. Diplick's sordid revelations of drug dependency, lifelong drunkenness and Jane Seymour fan club addiction on ABC's entertainment pro...

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Legendary Actress Myrtle St John Set to Strip For Picasso film

Legendary Canadian actress, Myrtle St John, 99, has shocked Hollywood with the news that she will star in the sexually-charged Lusting After Picasso, which is currently in pre-production. The film, to be based on the stage production of the same...

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Samantha Hu? Star Embarrassed by Arrest, Fears Career Is Over

Funny story: Samantha Hu? Star Embarrassed by Arrest, Fears Career Is Over

Samantha Hu? star Jennie Chung, 36, was arrested Sunday for driving under the influence in Santa Monica, California. The popular TV star allegedly lashed out at police when stopped, punching one in the face and stomping on another's foot. One s...

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Phuc Mi Phuc-ed, Claims Sister

Funny story: Phuc Mi Phuc-ed, Claims Sister

Documentary maker Phuc Mi, 38, has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder in Caracas, Venezuela, according to reports filed yesterday. Chinese Phuc Mi, who shares directing duties with twin sister, Phuc Yu, was in Venezuela scouting l...

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Koongal's Privates Go Up In Blaze

British socialite Bettina, Duchess of Koongal, 50, got the shock of her life when she returned from a Tahitian getaway only to discover that her luxurious 16th century mansion had fallen victim to an arsonist who has so far torched more than a dozen...

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Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

Funny story: Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...

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Hunky Actor Reveals Alien Abduction

Funny story: Hunky Actor Reveals Alien Abduction

Hunky Canadian actor Sean Van Der Spak, 23, has revealed in a lengthy TV interview that he was the victim of an alien abduction in 2009. "It was terrifying," claimed the young movie star, still shaken by the ordeal. "I was on my way home from 7-1...

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What's Thong With That?

Funny story: What's Thong With That?

Flamboyant makeup and fashion stylist to the stars Jean-Pierre D'Alpuget, 45, was caught on closed circuit television last Wednesday trying on frilly laced underwear at a swanky department store in Vancouver, Canada. When stopped by store securi...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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