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Funny story: Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

The Center for Disease Control is investigating mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, who sometimes straps on a cape and claims to be Superman, of the planet Krypton, in connection with the spread of a new antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea. "T...
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Funny story: Internet Secrets Revealed: George W. Bush is Leeroy Jenkins

Internet Secrets Revealed: George W. Bush is Leeroy Jenkins

With the fifth anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins' Internet debut coming up Aug. 6, my crack investigative team dug in deep to find Jenkins' true identity, and the results are shocking. More than 26 million people have watched Leeroy Jenkins' character...
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Funny story: Naming rights to federal buildings available by auction

Naming rights to federal buildings available by auction

Naming rights to thousands of federal buildings throughout the United States will go up for auction next month, thanks to the latest effort by Congress to restore balance to the nation's finances. Federal buildings have traditionally only been na...
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Funny story: Universal warming is latest threat to planet

Universal warming is latest threat to planet

Research conducted by NASA indicates the fear of Global Warming might be over-exaggerated, as the Earth radiates much more, and retains far less, heat than once thought. Scientists say the findings eat holes into the fears of the planet overheatin...
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Funny story: Collections agencies blow up President's special phone

Collections agencies blow up President's special phone

President Barack Obama was startled when his specially-issued, red smartphone rang Friday afternoon. He was even more startled when the person on the other line said they were from a collections agency. The special phone is the modern version of...
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Funny story: Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Representatives of the Chicago Cubs front office broke up a ceremony near Wrigley Field Monday, fearing the results might adversely affect the team's famous curse. Fans then unleashed a new wave of curses, the likes of which haven't been heard at...
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Funny story: Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Gay couples in New York can now legally wed in the state, but many are having difficulty setting wedding dates because of the unavailability of qualified wedding planners. "Everyone we talk to is either booked up, or is getting married some time i...
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Funny story: Borders gets boarded up, customers lost without lounge

Borders gets boarded up, customers lost without lounge

Going-out-of-business sales began Friday at Borders stores from coast to coast. In all, 399 stores are lighting the fuse on a fire sale expected to be as quick and painless as possible for the majestic old book retailer. HIlco Merchant Resources...
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Funny story: UPDATE: Fantasy owners BRING END to NFL negotiations w/ representation

UPDATE: Fantasy owners BRING END to NFL negotiations w/ representation

UPDATE: The 2011 fantasy football season will go on as scheduled, thanks to an agreement reached between players, owners and fantasy owners. Fantasy Owners crashed the negotiations In Washington Sunday. "It was the first serious and productiv...
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Funny story: Looming NASA layoffs sparks quasar renaming campaign

Looming NASA layoffs sparks quasar renaming campaign

A massive glob of water 140 trillion times the volume of the earth's oceans was recently discovered 12 billion light years away surrounding a quasar in deep space. The revelation proves water is prevalent throughout the universe, even in its most...
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Funny story: Obama files for divorce

Obama files for divorce

The Executive Branch of the US Government filed a petition with the Judicial Branch yesterday, requesting a divorce from the Legislative Branch. Obama cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for wanting a legal split from Congress. The...
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Funny story: US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

Public records reveal two big pharmaceutical companies have been the largest contributor to playground safety projects in the world over a 30-year period, donating more than $900 million to the cause. The U.S. Government and State Governments com...
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Funny story: Ricketts promises bigger balls for 2012 Chicago Cubs

Ricketts promises bigger balls for 2012 Chicago Cubs

Thomas S. Ricketts announced today the franchise of the Chicago Cubs are considering a league-switch which would radically affect Major League Baseball's current alignments. Ricketts is in negotiations with Major League Soccer to merge the Cubs f...
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Funny story: Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

In recent weeks documents have surfaced proving the existence of Operation Moon-Dog Hoax, perpetrated by the United States Government to fool the world into believing a man was actually sent to the moon, bailout plan should it have been decided to ab...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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