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Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

Funny story: Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

The Center for Disease Control is investigating mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, who sometimes straps on a cape and claims to be Superman, of the planet Krypton, in connection with the spread of a new antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea. "T...

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Internet Secrets Revealed: George W. Bush is Leeroy Jenkins

Funny story: Internet Secrets Revealed: George W. Bush is Leeroy Jenkins

With the fifth anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins' Internet debut coming up Aug. 6, my crack investigative team dug in deep to find Jenkins' true identity, and the results are shocking. More than 26 million people have watched Leeroy Jenkins' character...

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Naming rights to federal buildings available by auction

Funny story: Naming rights to federal buildings available by auction

Naming rights to thousands of federal buildings throughout the United States will go up for auction next month, thanks to the latest effort by Congress to restore balance to the nation's finances. Federal buildings have traditionally only been na...

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Universal warming is latest threat to planet

Funny story: Universal warming is latest threat to planet

Research conducted by NASA indicates the fear of Global Warming might be over-exaggerated, as the Earth radiates much more, and retains far less, heat than once thought. Scientists say the findings eat holes into the fears of the planet overheatin...

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Collections agencies blow up President's special phone

Funny story: Collections agencies blow up President's special phone

President Barack Obama was startled when his specially-issued, red smartphone rang Friday afternoon. He was even more startled when the person on the other line said they were from a collections agency. The special phone is the modern version of...

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Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Funny story: Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Representatives of the Chicago Cubs front office broke up a ceremony near Wrigley Field Monday, fearing the results might adversely affect the team's famous curse. Fans then unleashed a new wave of curses, the likes of which haven't been heard at...

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Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Funny story: Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Gay couples in New York can now legally wed in the state, but many are having difficulty setting wedding dates because of the unavailability of qualified wedding planners. "Everyone we talk to is either booked up, or is getting married some time i...

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Borders gets boarded up, customers lost without lounge

Funny story: Borders gets boarded up, customers lost without lounge

Going-out-of-business sales began Friday at Borders stores from coast to coast. In all, 399 stores are lighting the fuse on a fire sale expected to be as quick and painless as possible for the majestic old book retailer. HIlco Merchant Resources...

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UPDATE: Fantasy owners BRING END to NFL negotiations w/ representation

Funny story: UPDATE: Fantasy owners BRING END to NFL negotiations w/ representation

UPDATE: The 2011 fantasy football season will go on as scheduled, thanks to an agreement reached between players, owners and fantasy owners. Fantasy Owners crashed the negotiations In Washington Sunday. "It was the first serious and productiv...

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Looming NASA layoffs sparks quasar renaming campaign

Funny story: Looming NASA layoffs sparks quasar renaming campaign

A massive glob of water 140 trillion times the volume of the earth's oceans was recently discovered 12 billion light years away surrounding a quasar in deep space. The revelation proves water is prevalent throughout the universe, even in its most...

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Obama files for divorce

Funny story: Obama files for divorce

The Executive Branch of the US Government filed a petition with the Judicial Branch yesterday, requesting a divorce from the Legislative Branch. Obama cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for wanting a legal split from Congress. The...

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US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

Funny story: US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

Public records reveal two big pharmaceutical companies have been the largest contributor to playground safety projects in the world over a 30-year period, donating more than $900 million to the cause. The U.S. Government and State Governments com...

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Ricketts promises bigger balls for 2012 Chicago Cubs

Funny story: Ricketts promises bigger balls for 2012 Chicago Cubs

Thomas S. Ricketts announced today the franchise of the Chicago Cubs are considering a league-switch which would radically affect Major League Baseball's current alignments. Ricketts is in negotiations with Major League Soccer to merge the Cubs f...

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Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

Funny story: Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

In recent weeks documents have surfaced proving the existence of Operation Moon-Dog Hoax, perpetrated by the United States Government to fool the world into believing a man was actually sent to the moon, bailout plan should it have been decided to ab...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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