A new religion has formed called Factology, a religion supposedly based entirely on fact.
The religion was started when Reverend Babba Yagga Yuga (formerly know as Peter Simmons) was meditating in a field when a strange vision came to him. He said...
Michael Davies the MP for Hull has revealed himself to be a lizard who has come from the future to stop the moment when an insane, heroin-fuelled, Richard Branson produces 50,000 angry robots to overthrow the earth.
His secret was revealed when he...
The government has introduced a new holiday called "Wear A Funny Mask Day" in order to boost the country's morale.
Even government ministers will be wearing them. Earlier today we saw Minster for Education Michael Gove come in to No. 10 wearing a...
It seemed impossible. Many people thought they were dreaming when they heard it. But it happened, and it happened on a farm in Somerset.
David Powkin is 56. He has been working on Randunlend Farm for 40 years now having taking over from his father...
A new prime-time entertainment TV show is due to start tomorrow called Suicide Live!
The show will feature people's hilarious home movies of their friends and family committing suicide narrated over with witty commentary by Stephen Mulhern.
An elephant at London Zoo will go on trail today for being very naughty as many people report that he shouted nasty things from his zoo cage.
Eye witness accounts say the things he said were "Very offensive" and that they "Were very offended by it...
Greetings cards have been shared between people for thousands of years. Archeologists believe that the first greetings card was sent by ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Amenhotep to his cat Mrs Whiskers, in the 13th century BC.
Since then, the greetings c...
Sarah Palin has crowned herself President for life outside the White House.
She held a mock coronation in which she dressed up as Napoleon and sat on a fake golden throne wearing a cheopo crown bought from a Lidls supermarket.
The people who wi...
The Swedish Parliament has voted for a carrot to be the new Swedish ambassador.
In second and third place were a cat and a Bob Marley CD.
The Swedish Prime Minister said in a press conference that appearances can mislead and that the carrot is...
Gerald Foster, a 35 year old man from the small town of Staines ejaculated himself into a coma and was rushed to A&E on Monday night at 5:30
His family says he was trying to break the world record and had no understanding that the previous rec...
Apple has recently unveiled their new product in their successful iPad range. Called the iBrick, the device is 30 feet long.
The new device is set to give customers the best way to experience new technology and make their everyday life more easier...
The Norfolk Ghost which had been causing havoc in Norfolk has finally been caught by Norfolk County Police yesterday night at 12:30.
It all started a week ago when the ghost knocked over 12 bins and stole 2 ice creams.
This caused outrage in...
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