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Live Feed Of Garbage Disposal Had More Viewers Than 2011 MTV Movie Awards

According to this week's Nealson Ratings for cable television, the 2011 MTV Movie Awards were beaten out by a live feed of someone's garbage disposal in Griffin, Ga. It seems that the popular movie awards show lacked the star power that it usually ha...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in Life Time Special: 'The Sperminator'

Arnold Schwarzenegger is to star in a Life Time Channel Special titled 'The Sperminator': a made for T.V. movie based on the recent news of his 'mystery child' with a former house made. Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted to the world recently that he...

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New study finds that most people who own mobility wheelchairs are just lazy

A new study this week indicates that most owners of the popular electric wheelchair 'Hover About' are basically just lazy. A poll given to 1200 owners of this device found that people are sick and tired of the daily stress of walking upright.

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F.B.I. cracking down on fake 'farmville' farms

The F.B.I. is investigating the use of fake 'Farmville' farms by individuals playing the very popular game on Face Book. The multi-state investigation has been under way for over 3 months amidst complaints by others playing the game. Scott Llop fr...

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Duck Duck Goose World Champion Disqualified For Steriod Use

Gene Jenkins has dominated the game of duck duck goose for 27 years. Jenkins began his triumphant career in the popular children's game when he was 6 years old at the National Elementary School D.D.G. Championship in Orlando, Florida. His very likabl...

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MTV's Jersey Shore star Snooki - punches herself in the face

It was announced today that late yesterday that the reason for Nicole Polizzi's (a.k.a.'Snooki') recent hospitalization was due to a minor concussion that she apparently inflicted on herself by punching herself in the face. A couple of years ago,...

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U.S. To Hand Over Bin Laden's Beard For Public Museum Viewing

Funny story: U.S. To Hand Over Bin Laden's Beard For Public Museum Viewing

It was announced today that the U.S. will hand over the beard of Osama Bin Laden to a yet to be named public museum in Afghanistan. Howard Smith said, "We feel it would be respectful to Osama's family and followers to at least leave them with a tangi...

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