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Rio Ferdinand Gets Merked by Himself

Former England footballer Rio Ferdinand has apparently received a surprise telegram today from Ukraine. from an unlikely source. Ferdinand, currently on holiday in an undisclosed location, received a letter from the English FA. On opening the...

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Urgent Anglo German Leadership Meeting Ends in Calls for more Urgency

Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron have clashed this afternoon in Berlin over the Euro Zone crisis. The British Prime Minister, arrived in Berlin for an urgent meeting to urge Angela Merkel to quickly sort out the Euro Zone...

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Elton John Still Standing After Fracas with Chinese Pianist

Pop star Elton John was taking into custody by Police Officers last night after a fracas that marred the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations. The star of hits like Rocket Man and I'm Still Standing was said to have reacted angrily to Chinese Pian...

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London Mayor : Riots would have been much worse if it wasn't for congestion charge

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London has claimed that the London Riots could have been a lot worse if it wasn't for the congestion charge. "Look here, although thousands of bloody "chavs" took to the streets most of the streets were actually clear of t...

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Somalian Football Federation Organise Friendly for Victims of Humanitarian Crisis

Funny story: Somalian Football Federation Organise Friendly for Victims of Humanitarian Crisis

The Somalian Football Federation yesterday agreed to hold a money spinning testimonial for victims of a humanitarian disaster. Dekedaha have agreed in principle to play League Champions Super Shell at the Black Hawk Down Stadium in Mogadishu.

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Hackney Job Centre Untouched

Prime Minister David Cameron praises the bravery of Police Officers who helped protected besieged members of staff at Hackney Job Centre. "Words can not themselves express the feeling of gratitude I have for these brave officers who kept the Hack...

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Villa's Big Eck trapped in an office

Gary Lineker best known for his Golden Wonder adverts, the most recent one being one were he can't get rid of a hungry Lionel Ritchie. During the advert Lineker, rumoured to be on a contract of over one million pounds a year and free Golden Wonder cr...

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Phone giant financial catastrophe averted

Phone giant Tangerine have reportedly received a writ from a local Glasgow business after a communications failure almost had disastrous consequences. The massive multi national communications company was warned, by a top lawyer, that it faced a l...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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